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I do wonder what has happened to young men.

I see it in the gym all the time. Young men complementing their friends on the "sculpt" of their bodies, their jawlines, smooth skin. A few of them even do this naked in the changing rooms. They just look up and down at their naked friend and give tips on how to reach "perfection". Creeps me out. I know for a fact one of them that does this isn't gay as he's dating my friends daughter.
So... you watch the guy who is dating your friend's daughter naked in the changing room while he looks at other dudes naked in the changing room?
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Maybe he's bi then? Or hiding something. No straight guy should be complementing other guys on specifics of their physicality to that degree. It's completely and undeniably homoerotic.

I must go to a gym with a lot of gay/bi men all in their early 20s because a majority of them are at it. A few of them like to strut around the changing room naked for no reason as well. Just doing laps while checking themselves out in the mirror. I also get naked in the changing room after a shower, but I don't strut around naked for five minutes then stop to lick my lips in the mirror.

It can be funny looking at a group of five young guys completing each other on the size of their pecs and delts and pulling out the tape measure, but also creepy at the same time.
 
So... you watch the guy who is dating your friend's daughter naked in the changing room while he looks at other dudes naked in the changing room?
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LMAO. That makes me sound like I'm in the corner fapping away at young naked men.

No, I'm just in there to get changed, but it's hard not to notice when you walk into the changing room and confronted with it.
 
What's with the surge of "admit it bro, you're gay" insinuations on GAF recently?
You don't like an obviously uglified woman in a video game = gay.
You like a fit man's bod = gay.
 
Is it good or bad that I haven't the slightest fucking idea what on earth this thread, videos or terms used throughout it are about?
 
I do wonder what has happened to young men.

I see it in the gym all the time. Young men complementing their friends on the "sculpt" of their bodies, their jawlines, smooth skin. A few of them even do this naked in the changing rooms. They just look up and down at their naked friend and give tips on how to reach "perfection". Creeps me out. I know for a fact one of them that does this isn't gay as he's dating my friends daughter.
This is just body building culture leaking to the masses really.

It's only gay if you get boners for your naked friend's daughter's boyfriends boner.
 
This is just body building culture leaking to the masses really.

It's only gay if you get boners for your naked friend's daughter's boyfriends boner.

I've been lifting weights and natural body building for 20 years. This was never part of the culture before. Not that I remember anyway.
 
I've been lifting weights and natural body building for 20 years. This was never part of the culture before. Not that I remember anyway.
You ever get into the competition body building scene?

I had a few friends into it back in the 90s and they were like that. Not gay dudes, at least not out gay dudes lol
 
You ever get into the competition body building scene?

I had a few friends into it back in the 90s and they were like that. Not gay dudes, at least not out gay dudes lol

Nah. Never messed around with that. Maybe that's why I never experienced it.

I've always been a lone wolf at the gym. I prefer working out alone. It means I can get my session done in around 90 minutes.
 
I do wonder what has happened to young men.

I see it in the gym all the time. Young men complementing their friends on the "sculpt" of their bodies, their jawlines, smooth skin. A few of them even do this naked in the changing rooms. They just look up and down at their naked friend and give tips on how to reach "perfection". Creeps me out. I know for a fact one of them that does this isn't gay as he's dating my friends daughter.
Complimenting with a dude for having a good body has always been bodybuilding 101 between gym bros since forever.
People who cannot compliment or admire another dude body and apprecciate the effort are probably closeted gays if you ask me...

Now jawlines and skin mayne is a bit too much :lollipop_grinning_sweat:
 
Complimenting with a dude for having a good body has always been bodybuilding 101 between gym bros since forever.
People who cannot compliment or admire another dude body and apprecciate the effort are probably closeted gays if you ask me...

Now jawlines and skin mayne is a bit too much :lollipop_grinning_sweat:

I've been in the gym for over 20 years and have never complimented a man on the thickness of his sword or the shape of his nuts.

If that makes me gay then so be it.
 
I've been in the gym for over 20 years and have never complimented a man on the thickness of his sword or the shape of his nuts.

If that makes me gay then so be it.
The fact that i was speaking about body and you immediately thought about dick and balls doesnt help at all with the allegations buddy :lollipop_squinting:

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So what exactly happened here? Are these pics real? Only back in April was he arrested for battery and shooting that dead alligator, but he was still all fucked up and abnormally big with that dead stare. Are you telling me in 60 days he managed to be able to turn himself into a wheelchaired twink? I don't get it.
 
Probably will end up killing himself due to not being able to handle looking "normal" (even though he never really will due to his self injuries and drugs at an early age. His body is most likely near permanently fucked).

I'm not one to wish death upon anyone that often, but if this dumbass kicks the bucket I'd feel nothing but a sigh of relief that hopefully his influence on other young men went with him.

Dude is a picture perfect example of the mindfucking toxicity of the internet, social media and all of the garbage churning out of Hollywood. Oh, and absolute shit or a lack of parenting.

Edit - one more thing, THIS is the body dysmorphia for either young straight and/or gay men in 2026.
 
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That's all you need to to do to destroy his ass :messenger_tears_of_joy: Just keep ragging on how fucked up his nose or any other part of his body is. Would love to know what happened to this kid during childhood aside from living off off of tiktok and meth and hammers to the face.
 
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