BocoDragon
or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Realize This Assgrab is Delicious
But dude the Internet came out when you were 9.I feel your pain, OP. I'm 29 and in college, and I feel very similarly whenever there's some dumb group project we have to do. I had a 3 hour biology lab last semester. I would say, on average, the 3 other members of my group were on their phones looking at facebook/instagram/whatever for at least an hour and a half of it. They would talk about "musicians" like 2chainz and I would just sit and nod politely while doing the bulk of the work.
It's very hard for me to relate to a youth that spent their entire life on the internet.
I'm 28 in college and I am one of those FB, Instagramers