Yes, very crazy.
We should be thankfult hat you don't work for Nintendo (I hope).
If it did, Android App availability might cannibalize dedicated Switch software sales. If it ran Android, then you could either use an app store or sideload apks to install apps.
Controlling your own platform is important. Most people already don't pay for their software (let alone games) on Android. Consoles like Switch are the few safe havens from this race to the bottom in prices.
The benefits of saying it runs Android (which isn't as important of a message as saying it runs great Switch games) isn't worth the loosening of control over software availability, and the laggy OS.
I really doubt Nintendo wants the thing rooted and hacked day 1 also.
When running a software platform, its stupid to advertise another software platform instead.
They'd be incentivizing what crucial potential Switch devs they have to maybe just make Android apps instead, and later put them on Switch, for a wider audience. The whole point of dedicated Nintendo hardware is that the games are made for that specific hardware.
Has anyone ever wanted an android tablet? I had a nexus 7 back in the day and it was horrible and buggy and wouldn't even display the battery information correctly, it would automatically shut off at 46%.
Same here. Thing was fast but would get so many random OS errors.
Also tablet support was terrible with Android apps, which mostly just stretched the phone apps. It's why nobody really promotes Android tablets as heavily as they did in 2012. They were pretty bad.