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[cryptosporidium]

Dairy Queen in Canada already has a desert pizza like this

 

[Turbowaffles]

This thread has succeeded in making me want to pick up an unhealthy dessert while at the grocery store.

But what should I get?

 

[moggio]

This thread has succeeded in making me want to pick up an unhealthy dessert while at the grocery store.

But what should I get?

Double Chocolate Gateau or Death By Chocolate drenched in double cream.

 

[Liha]

This thread has succeeded in making me want to pick up an unhealthy dessert while at the grocery store.

But what should I get?

Tiramisu with coffee chocolate crumble

 

[Chris1]

Had them in the UK for a while

Has anyone actually got one before? Won't the chocolate melt in the oven at that point what's even the point? Is it even good?

 

[la_briola]

By the way, Dr Oetker has his doctor in botanics
Also, he invented Baking powder.

:lol

No, he did not.

 

[TheRealTalker]

Looking at this thread for recipe ideas

 

[andycapps]

I'm not opposed to a dessert pizza. It was the only good thing about Cici's when they still existed here.

 

[Einchy]

This is why Trump won.

 

[Camp Freddie]

I had an apple crumble pizza last month, from goodfellas.

http://www.goodfellaspizzas.com/our-range/sweet-fellas-range/sweet-fellas-apple-crumble/

Sweet pizzas are nothing new. My local pizza place was doing banhoffee pizzas back in the mid 90's. It's no different to sweet and savoury pies.
It's only weird until you taste one.

 

[Anion]

There is an amazing pizza place by my work and they have Nutella pizza. Freaking amazing tbh. Super unhealthy but so dang good

 

[echoshifting]

Looking at this thread for recipe ideas

Well did you see the chocolate hot dog

 

[GiantEnemyGoomba]

Pizookie?

This is honestly the GOAT when it comes to dessert imo. You owe it to yourself to try/make one.

 

[bonesmccoy]

Skillet cookie thread hijack?

Mmmmmmm.

 

[Man with Knife]

Looks great, I'll definitely try it out

 

[always crazy bacon]

Uhm chocolate on Pizza is everywhere in Italy

Especially Nutella with Hazelnuts / Dry Coconut is available in every pizza place

Exactly, it's not a strange dish at all.

 

[Groof]

Kitkat pizza is p dope though so I wouldn't mind trying this

 

[Dr.Social]

What about a chocolate hot dog?

 

[Nordicus]

Papa bless.

Dennis has gone loco

 

[Monkeylord]

Had them in the UK for a while

Has anyone actually got one before? Won't the chocolate melt in the oven at that point what's even the point? Is it even good?

Yes... they're fucking terrible. Taste like cardboard and the topping, whilst flavourless, only exists in 2 states - molten lava or cold. There is no in-between.




Total waste of £2

 

[Phlebas]

Diabetes in a box

 

[-GJ-]

Yeah, we have the exact same one in a different box in Holland. It's fucking disgusting. You're better off just eating some brownies.

 

[Phlebas]

Or just making your own, it's not that difficult to use the oven.

 

[Earthbound64]

Oddly enough, I recently had some of Telepizza's KitKat pizza and it was shockingly the best pizza they have. Which is not to say a lot, but it was actually pretty decent as far as chocolate pizzas go.

Telepizza is animal feed. Not even David Hasselhoff would sink that low.

???

 

[GKSilKamina]

I like Dr. Oetker pizza so I might actually give this a try.

And like all pizza it'll go great with milk

Oh you.

 

[torre_avenue]

Nothing can top this weird but delicious cookie dough.

I've had this!

It's actually not that bad, but it's dense. As. Fuck. Seriously good, but also its fills you the fuck up.

 

[Sanjuro]

Oh. OH.

 

[blame space]

dennis is genuinely freaking me out

 

[Goo]

This is not acceptable.

Spoiler

I would try this

 

[Doran902]

Been eating the treatzza pizza and DQ in Canadaland since I was a child.

Stuff is very good.

 

[Shanlei91]

Had these in the UK for ages! Never tried one though...

Yeah, we have the exact same one in a different box in Holland. It's fucking disgusting. You're better off just eating some brownies.

 

[pixelation]

GIMME!!!

 

[Dazza]

Yeah dessert pizzas aren't a recent thing, I've had some at least 2 decades ago

 

[Trike]

Well there's your problem, they're cookies not biscuits.

You're probably like "my good sir these biscuits are quite sweet how delightfully drooollllll"

Get your eyes tested.

Alright so I googled the dictionary definition of a cookie and got it on Wikipedia.

(A cookie) is a small piece of data sent from a website and stored on the user's computer by the user's web browser while the user is browsing.

Well there you go. You were both right in your own ways.

 

[Radec]

Where's the pineapple though?

 

[Astral Dog]

Not impressed tbh

 

[blame space]

i love how it's wrapped in an american flag.

 

[Any Questions]

true dessert pizza

Those beans, much like hot rocks are to a avoided while eating. Chin pain like no other. Tasty though

 

[GAMEPROFF]

Baked Beans are the most disgusting food under the sun.

 

[Any Questions]

Baked Beans are the most disgusting food under the sun.

Easy there Tiger. Nothing wrong with a baked bean. The most disgusting food has to be unshelled prawns stir fried with cornflakes and raw bacon.

Or this chicken thing which cropped up a while back

 

[iamaustrian]

so it's a cake?
there are similar ones in the US since years.
the "best" one I saw was with cookies as topping....

screw the big frozen pizza brands(dr oethker, wagner etc)here. they are all equally bad and ridiculously overprized (3 euros for one pizza? yeah fuck off).
best frozen pizzas are from some smaller manufacturer in the middle of nowhere in lower austria.
in fact I was pretty amazed to learn (I visited the "factory") that they produce many of the no name brand pizzas sold in discount stores. There is also no difference in quality of the toppings(yes, they are made with real cheese).
Their spicy pizza with jalapenos is god like.

...only in germany but I thought since we have thread about ants living in a Kindle we can have this thread to and warn humanity.


So this is coming on april 1st and its not a joke. Its a product that is about to be released.

Its a cake bottom, with choco-sauce and dark and white grated chocolate on it.

And yeah, its super unhealthy, 319 kilocalories per 100 gramm, which makes the whole pizza about half of the daily needs of a adult woman.

I expect some Ian Malcom gifs.

If there is demand, I am willing to sacrifice myself for the group and taste one for my fellow gaffers.

why is the writing on the pizza in italian?

 

[GAMEPROFF]

why is the writing on the pizza in italian?

Because pizza is from italy and its marketed as original italian.

 

[Blablurn]

I need dis

 

[Taiser]

just eat a fuckin' cake.

 

[YoungFa]

so it's a cake?
there are similar ones in the US since years.
the "best" one I saw was with cookies as topping....

screw the big frozen pizza brands(dr oethker, wagner etc)here. they are all equally bad and ridiculously overprized (3 euros for one pizza? yeah fuck off).
best frozen pizzas are from some smaller manufacturer in the middle of nowhere in lower austria.
in fact I was pretty amazed to learn (I visited the "factory") that they produce many of the no name brand pizzas sold in discount stores. There is also no difference in quality of the toppings(yes, they are made with real cheese).
Their spicy pizza with jalapenos is god like.




why is the writing on the pizza in italian?

None of the discounters have pizza pasta though. So they suck by default.

 

[Violet_0]

well if the doctor says it's good for you who am I to argue

 

[Funky Papa]

???

I had a relapse.

But I'm going to meetings and doing fine now, thank you.

 

[Social]

Very used to this since I lived in Brazil. It was always very processed and low quality though, almost everywhere I tried it. It's quite disgusting.

 

[ChryZ]

The war on pizza continues

 

[BlackRainbowFT]

I absolutely hate their pizza. It's bottom-tier garbage that tastes nothing like a real one. And I've got nothing against Buitoni or other frozen brands...

And to think they have the gall to say something like "it's like your mom's pizza" in their commercial. Yeah right... Only if you are the son of an android...