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[GAMEPROFF]

Edit: I am an Idiot. Oetkers Traditzionale Label is great.

 

[NewGame]

I developed diabetes browsing this thread.

 

[Fatalah]

These are pies! Suddenly pies aren't cool anymore and we have to call them pizza...

 

[Mr Swine]

I developed diabetes browsing this thread.

Haha 😂

These are pies! Suddenly pies aren't cool anymore and we have to call them pizza...

Can we call Pizzas pies now?

 

[andycapps]

Haha 😂



Can we call Pizzas pies now?

Only if we develop another name for Apple pie, pumpkin pie, pecan pie, etc.

 

[Novocaine]

Dr Oetker is the king of frozen pizza. I'd eat the shit out of one of these.

 

[Earthbound64]

I had a relapse.

But I'm going to meetings and doing fine now, thank you.

Glad to hear. Take care of yourself

 

[Bedameister]

I will try it.

 

[Copenap]

so it's a cake?
there are similar ones in the US since years.
the "best" one I saw was with cookies as topping....

screw the big frozen pizza brands(dr oethker, wagner etc)here. they are all equally bad and ridiculously overprized (3 euros for one pizza? yeah fuck off).
best frozen pizzas are from some smaller manufacturer in the middle of nowhere in lower austria.
in fact I was pretty amazed to learn (I visited the "factory") that they produce many of the no name brand pizzas sold in discount stores. There is also no difference in quality of the toppings(yes, they are made with real cheese).
Their spicy pizza with jalapenos is god like.




why is the writing on the pizza in italian?

Saying 3€ for a Pizza is too much and at the same time glowing over a small manufacturer who is supplying the cheap shit to the discounters makes your opinion automatically invalid.

 

[OnkelC]

I am intrigued, but only in the same way I was intrigued to lick a 9V battery when I was a child.

 

[ReplacementPelican]

And yeah, its super unhealthy, 319 kilocalories per 100 gramm, which makes the whole pizza about half of the daily needs of a adult woman.

That's amazing value for money!

 

[ghostjoke]

I had something like this once. It turned out to be a novelty that wore off a slice in.

 

[Gintamen]

Saying 3€ for a Pizza is too much and at the same time glowing over a small manufacturer who is supplying the cheap shit to the discounters makes your opinion automatically invalid.

Even worse when those discounter pizza are rebranded versions of the expensive ones...

 

[johancruijff]

Tbf a nutella pizza is fairly common here in Italy

Usually as last when you go for an all you can eat pizza menu

Frozen and then reheated chocolate makes me wanna cry tho

 

[Trojita]

The Cookie Pizza scene in a recent episode of Brooklyn 99 was hilarious.

 

[Hibiki Kurosawa]

That's fucking digusting. I want to puke...

 

[Alpende]

I'd try one. Only once though.

 

[formasymphonic]

Ctrl+F "Pineapple"...

Where's the pineapple though?

Need more pineapple.

i wonder what it would taste like with pineapple on it

They should add pineapple and mushrooms. I mean, they obviously tried to create the most disgusting object that loosely falls under the definition of "pizza", so why not go all the way?

Looks good to me.

Needs pineapple tho

...memeGAF lives up to expectations

 

[Mendrox]

so it's a cake?
there are similar ones in the US since years.
the "best" one I saw was with cookies as topping....

screw the big frozen pizza brands(dr oethker, wagner etc)here. they are all equally bad and ridiculously overprized (3 euros for one pizza? yeah fuck off).
best frozen pizzas are from some smaller manufacturer in the middle of nowhere in lower austria.
in fact I was pretty amazed to learn (I visited the "factory") that they produce many of the no name brand pizzas sold in discount stores. There is also no difference in quality of the toppings(yes, they are made with real cheese).
Their spicy pizza with jalapenos is god like.




why is the writing on the pizza in italian?

Yes of course. Have you checked that cheese out? Even cheaper pizzas than 3€ and then trying to tell us that they also use REAL cheese.

I don't believe you and need evidence for that shit after all that artifical cheese news these last years. I mean even pizza delivery services here in Germany start to offer Pizza with real cheese or the fake stuff.

 

[OnkelC]

Here is how it looks in reality:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AmlZcYzs_OM

shopping list updated: purchase cancelled.

 

[oti]

Here is how it looks in reality:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AmlZcYzs_OM

shopping list updated: purchase cancelled.

"Ich könnte wirklich komplett ausrasten!"

Watt.

 

[Acorn]

Monsters

 

[GAMEPROFF]

Here is how it looks in reality:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AmlZcYzs_OM

shopping list updated: purchase cancelled.

Looks more like on the picture like the actual pizzas

 

[Nikodemos]

This thread has convinced me to try out the dessert pizza from a local place next time I order out.
They have a vanilla cream and berries 'pizzert'.

 

[mrklaw]

Had these in the UK for ages! Never tried one though...

They're pretty good. We were desperate for something chocolatey one evening so tried one. The 'pizza' base is a little savoury/not sweet so the overall impact isn't as sickly as you might imagine

 

[Keasar]

These are pies! Suddenly pies aren't cool anymore and we have to call them pizza...

Can we call Pizzas pies now?

Serious question, why do Americans in some areas call pizzas "pies"? Like, I get it in the case of that Chicago "pizza" monstrosity:

That's a tart. A proper Pizza looks like this:

That there is clearly a cheese and tomato pie with meat, but anytime else it's just weird.

 

[EmSeta]

Wasn't Dr. Oetker originally a health food brand?

Or am I thinking of something else?

 

[oti]

Wasn't Dr. Oetker originally a health food brand?

Or am I thinking of something else?

You're saying a chocolate pizza with chocolate pieces and chocolate sauce ain't healthy?

 

[AlucardGV]

i'm crying. pizzagaf confim again it's the worst place created by humanity. if aliens will ever come to earth do not let them browse pizzagaf

 

[Fliesen]

Wasn't Dr. Oetker originally a health food brand?

Or am I thinking of something else?

Not that i'm aware of. Their first product was "Backin", a baking powder.

In general, they're most closely associated with baking supplies, cake mixes, but also frozen convenience food.

 

[Bollocks]

with the chocolate it actually looks like a giant cookie

 

[Playsage]

This thread is crushing both the figurative and literal heart of mine...

 

[acheron_xl]

That's fucking digusting. I want to puke...

It's bread and chocolate. What's so gross about it?

 

[OnkelC]

In other News: Ritter Sport announced a Pizza flavored Chocolate as retaliation.

Sauce:
https://www.facebook.com/RitterSpor...684793051581/1262862503767132/?type=3&theater

 

[jts]

In other News: Ritter Sport announced a Pizza flavored Chocolate as retaliation.

Sauce:
https://www.facebook.com/RitterSpor...684793051581/1262862503767132/?type=3&theater

finally!

 

[Funky Papa]

Ritter doesn't count as chocolate. You spread lies and deception.

 

[OnkelC]

Ritter doesn't count as chocolate. You spread lies and deception.

go suckle on your ghastly turron.

 

[GAMEPROFF]

Ritter doesn't count as chocolate. You spread lies and deception.

So many lies

 

[The Hermit]

It finally happened. The bastards made a pizza meant for dessert.

I've been eating chocolate pizza in Brasil since I was 15 (15 years ago)

 

[Tunoku]

Ritter doesn't count as chocolate. You spread lies and deception.

Ritter is fiiiiine. It's no Zotter, but Zotter is expensive af

 

[El Topo]

Ritter doesn't count as chocolate. You spread lies and deception.

I'm sorry, but in a world where people pretend that Cadbury somewhat resembles a chocolate-like product Ritter arguably counts.

 

[Fliesen]

I've sworn off chocolate during lent and this thread is killing me.

Now people are even bringing up Ritter Sport, whose Dark Chocolate whole hazelnut as well as the Marzipan are basically ambrosia for me.

... Can i somehow put a thread onto my ignore list?

 

[oti]

Ritter doesn't count as chocolate. You spread lies and deception.

This is a path I can't go with you, Funky.

 

[PuppetSlave]

This thread, oh man. The world feels bigger somehow after reading it.

That abomination of an hot-dog is gonna appear in my nightmares I just know it.

 

[PdotMichael]

Ritter is good supermarket chocolate.

The Ritter Tortilla variant is even top notch.

 

[johancruijff]

In other News: Ritter Sport announced a Pizza flavored Chocolate as retaliation.

Sauce:
https://www.facebook.com/RitterSpor...684793051581/1262862503767132/?type=3&theater

 

[Zyrox]

In other News: Ritter Sport announced a Pizza flavored Chocolate as retaliation.

Sauce:
https://www.facebook.com/RitterSpor...684793051581/1262862503767132/?type=3&theater

I knew this was bogus but deep down I wanted this to be real.

 

[blame space]

oh damn the italian edition

 

[lazygecko]

Does anyone else ever wonder why cocoa even ended up as primarily a dessert/snack ingredient? I mean, raw cocoa on its own isn't even sweet. Why didn't it end up being used as some kind of seasoning instead?

 

[GAMEPROFF]

So, anyone else going to test this together me?