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[Gutek]

What did I just witness?

Terrific.

 

[ktroopa]

Hopefully his new game sells enough so he can upgrade to a toilet.

This.

 

[BossDarkseid]

My want for this game has gone down a bit when ii think of it as paying a man to piss in a jar...

 

[Fractal]

I guess any publicity is good publicity... he sure got plenty of attention, for better or worse.

 

[Vexidus]

This seems excessive. No matter how busy i ever am at work 45 secs to take a piss isnt out of the question.

Work is the place to take a 15 minute piss every once in a while.

 

[ThoughtsOfSpeaking]

I didnt know Joe2817s Uncle was a developer.

 

[Freeman76]

That takes the piss

 

[GribbleGrunger]

I wonder how many people will shit on his game.

I'm sure Blow will make something for that too ...

 

[PapaEmeritus]

Work is the place to take a 15 minute piss every once in a while.

 

[SuperStiltzkin]

Maybe his tweet is the last puzzle.

The last puzzle in the game will simply be a jar of yellow liquid on a table with a post-it note that asks "What is in the jar?"

 

[Dinjooh]

I didnt know Joe2817s Uncle was a developer.

Ahh, that thread is one hell of a rollercoaster. Highly recommended.

 

[JP]

That's a surprisingly small bottle when you take into account that the game was announced in 2009.

 

[robot]

The Pissness

Did anyone make that joke yet

 

[Dangansona]

I refuse to believe that is real.

 

[RiverKwai]

He just wants you all to know that when you get your hands on his latest game, urine for a treat!

 

[The Reloader]

Please don't tweet your chamber pot.

 

[Diablohead]

You know.. It REALLY doesn't take that long to just go to the bathroom.

and if you're smart you also make a fresh brew at the same time!

 

[PapaEmeritus]

He just wants you all to know that when you get your hands on his latest game, urine for a treat!

Thats it. Shut it down. Goodnight and thank you . hahaha

 

[Dr. Black Jack]

This is the most Jonathan Blow thing ever.

"LOOK AT HOW I SUFFER FOR MY CRAFT"

*refuses to make 5 min trip to bathroom*

"what a visionary*

 

[theangrypirate]

This is the most Jonathan Blow thing ever.

Yep, thats why i quit following him on twitter. I really can't stand this guy.

 

[SensibleSucker]

The parity clause means the next tweet is him shitting in Phil Spencer's mouth.

 

[SugarDave]

What a div.

 

[iMax]

I didnt know Joe2817s Uncle was a developer.

holy shit

 

[shaowebb]

Elmo seems constipated...he's having to do the old left right wiggle to try and get that turd round the corner.

 

[RiverKwai]

Ten Eighty Pee @ Sixty Eff Pee Ess confirmed!

 

[ashecitism]

lol this all makes sense now

 

[Kerned]

lol this all makes sense now

Yup!

 

[Qblivion]

lol this all makes sense now

Spoiler

Does it have to do with color filtering or something else entirely?

 

[ironcreed]

I hate to see where he took a shit.

 

[ashecitism]

Spoiler

Does it have to do with color filtering or something else entirely?

the latter

 

[cyba89]

This thread is pretty funny to read now.

 

[Heel]

This thread is pretty funny to read now.

lol sure is.

 

[Nokterian]

So he learned to drink piss from Bear Grylls?

 

[Fat4all]

It all comes together.

 

[Tesseract]

what the fuck, man

this was a wonderful read

 

[Golgo 13]

 

[Kerned]

Spoiler

Does it have to do with color filtering or something else entirely?

You'll know when you know.

 

[CrispyBoar]

Throw away that DS4 now jeez!

Can't you just easily wash it/rinse it with soap?

 

[FTF]

Uhh, is taking 2 minutes to go pee really that much of an issue??

 

[diaspora]

Reminds me how Sakurai physically destroyed himself to finish Smash.

 

[Makonero]

Reminds me how Sakurai physically destroyed himself to finish Smash.

That's far more impressive...and concerning.

 

[wispsmoke]

Please don't tweet your chamber pot.

I would only be impressed if he had made a self-tweeting chamber pot. e.g:

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">50 ml addition <a href="https://t.co/w7rEn1VsVg">pic.twitter.com/w7rEn1VsVg</a></p>&mdash; Jonathan Blow's Chamberpot (@JBs_Chamberpot) <a href="https://twitter.com/Jonathan_Blow/status/690327260109283328">February 6, 2016</a></blockquote>
<script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Spoiler

Yes, the timing on the tweet would imply that Blow is still using the pot even though the game is out. So what if he got to like it? You'd like it, too, if you had a self-tweeting chamber pot.

 

[BKJest]

I get what it refers to but I still have no idea what it means.