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[Darklord]

And you would be in on it!

I'll enjoy the ride. I sure hope you do lol.

 

[red731]

*subscribing

Wish you all the luck. As others said, don't die.

 

[Ashodin]

Seconded.

Sounds like a fun time, why not? What does she do for a living to have such an excess of money, I wonder?

She's a big time biologist at a high paying lab. One of the reasons for such a generous offer was that she has more money than happiness, and would like happiness in her life instead.

Good luck, man. At the very least, I would give back the $300 she gave you (prior to buying you a ticket).

I actually was going to do this, but then we agreed that I would need funds for say, bag checks and such.

 

[TimeEffect]

Are you going to bring flowers?

No matter what you do, dont bitch about your flight lol.

 

[Jim E. Rossler]

 

[Beardz]

Good luck McLovin, we'll be waiting to hear every second of your adventure.

*Salutes*

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

You'll wake up in a bath ffilled with ice, fresh incisions and a dull pain in your chest.

But you already knew that.

Spoiler

Go get 'em tiger

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

Don't forget to bring her your crown of sonnets. But seriously I'm a bit concerned this could be some kind of ruse.

 

[zoukka]

She's a big time biologist at a high paying lab. One of the reasons for such a generous offer was that she has more money than happiness, and would like happiness in her life instead.

Be sure to bring her a lot of happiness.

 

[Filth]

This is the baller jacket I will be wearing with a scarf around it while showing up in the airport. I will be snug as fuck.

do you own a fedora ?

 

[squidyj]

On the one hand I want to see Ashodin succeed.... on the other this is a thread about a relationship on GAF, I'm not sure I'm ready to see one that ends well.

 

[xxracerxx]

Take a picture of her drivers liscense when you see her and post it in case she kills you and eats parts of your body. Just so we know who did it.

Good luck!

 

[jaxword]

How long did this take?

 

[Nesotenso]

has been said, but good luck and stay safe.

 

[Ashodin]

Be sure to bring her a lot of happiness.

12:23pm
---------------------
I got your email
It made me very happy. It was an awesome thing to wake up to.
I think there's a good chance we might end up spending our lives together.

I think I've got that well under control.

How long did this take?

a couple of minutes.

 

[Slayer-33]

Nerd power! Edit - ^^^ EJECT EJECT EJECT!!!!

 

[SapientWolf]

Good luck. Hope you don't get locked in a sex dungeon like that other GAFfer.

 

[TheBear]

The exchange of money seems weird but good luck dude!

 

[Ashodin]

do you own a fedora ?

I do not.

 

[jaxword]

12:23pm
---------------------
I got your email
It made me very happy. It was an awesome thing to wake up to.
I think there's a good chance we might end up spending our lives together.

After reading that, yes, it does definitely sound like you will spend the rest of your life in her presence.

 

[Beardz]

I feel like I'm about to ride a roller coaster

 

[TheKaeptain]

I want to see the plane ticket.


Also, this is relevant.

 

[Yowza]

Best of luck!

 

[Castor Krieg]

After reading that, yes, it does definitely sound like you will spend the rest of your life in her presence.

Sex Slave 4 Life! Depending on how pretty she is this might not be a bad idea.

 

[Red_Man]

1. You're probably going to die, that's sketchy as hell sending all that money

2. You're not in love :lol :lol

3. Good luck, and can I have your tv?

 

[LarryButz]

Good luck man. Hope everything turns out well in the long run

 

[Ashodin]

Gentlemen. I will be in her presence alone most of the time. We are planning on also heading to her parents' place while they are away.

1. You're probably going to die, that's sketchy as hell sending all that money

2. You're not in love :lol :lol

3. Good luck, and can I have your tv?

1. I don't get into things like this unless I'm sure
2. How do you know?
3. I don't have my TV any more, sorry.

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

Best of luck!

Make sure to liveblog if this happens.

 

[obijkenobi]

Seconded.

Sounds like a fun time, why not? What does she do for a living to have such an excess of money, I wonder?

You didn't see all the posts about the market value of kidneys? Lol

 

[Razorskin]

I think I've got that well under control.

Sounds like you'll be dangling from a meat hook in her basement with all the others.




Good luck dude.

 

[ConradCervantes]

Good luck, Ash! I met my girlfriend online and we've been together for almost a year now, so stuff does work out if you play it right. And now...

Good luck. Hope you don't get locked in a sex dungeon like that other GAFfer.

Deets, plz.

 

[Slayer-33]

Gentlemen. I will be in her presence alone most of the time. We are planning on also heading to her parents' place while they are away.

Oh oh my

 

[Beardz]

Gentlemen. I will be in her presence alone most of the time. We are planning on also heading to her parents' place while they are away.

 

[Lissar]

and we share a lot in common.

Except for the colors. The colors, man!

 

[TOM f'N CRUISE]

how has this not been posted yet??

 

[jaxword]

I will be in her presence alone most of the time.

I agree this is a very likely outcome.

 

[Plywood]

I want to see the plane ticket.

Seconded.

 

[jb1234]

We are planning on also heading to her parents' place while they are away.

You stud.

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

Gentlemen. I will be in her presence alone most of the time. We are planning on also heading to her parents' place while they are away.

Are you at least meeting in a public place at first? Maybe I'm crazy but some of this seems off.

 

[Ashodin]

This thread is going to be hilarious, I've always wanted a thread where my avatar gets quoted often. You guys are the best!

Are you at least meeting in a public place at first? Maybe I'm crazy but some of this seems off.

Uh, an airport terminal?

 

[oyoshimaru]

After reading that, yes, it does definitely sound like you will spend the rest of your life in her presence.

Hahaha!

Good luck man! And if she's not "the one" there's always more fish in the sea!

 

[Heel]

Not to be creepy, but I want every last detail of this wonderful adventure. Paragraphs and paragraphs. Thank you.

 

[Ironmask]

thread subscribed!

i've done the same as you (long travel to meet someone i barely knew), it ended up well since we got married and got a child.

 

[Psychological Intellect]

......................................

good luck wit that

 

[Yagharek]

Hahaha!

Good luck man! And if she's not "the one" there's always more fish in the sea!

But we are land mammals.

 

[Ashodin]

thread subscribed!

i've done the same as you (long travel to meet someone i barely knwe), it ended up well since we married and got child.

This brings me hope.

 

[toxicgonzo]

OP, if there is any worthwhile comment reading here, please have a loved one (not her) know your travel details - your itinerary, where you are staying, etc.

Let me remind you what you are doing:
You met a random stranger on the internet who felt like buying you a ticket, even trusting you to hold her extra money. And you are staying at this stranger's apartment.

I hope it works out well for you two, but please be careful.

 

[DR2K]

So you're an out of state call boy?

 

[Phonomezer]

This is an account of my experience to fly from Virginia all the way to Minnesota

Sounds like a euphemism

 

[madmook]

Holy shit subbing to this mofo.