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[Netherscourge]

They should put an Animatronic Trump in with the Country Bear Jamboree.

His base of voters will love it.

 

[ruxtpin]

So will this robot also have verbal diarrhea, sounding like one of those natural language algorithms to life?

 

[MikeHattsu]

So will this robot also have verbal diarrhea, sounding like one of those natural language algorithms to life?

 

[Netherscourge]

So will this robot also have verbal diarrhea, sounding like one of those natural language algorithms to life?

This should do.

.

 

[EatinOlives]

It should be a creepy animatronic statue of Trump that shrieks,"GRAB'EM IN THE PUSSY!" and lunges at the crowd watching. It will be like one of those interactive horror or adventure attractions but actually scary.

Bring back the ExtraTERRORestrial Alien Encounter except replace the alien with Trump and it's taking place in a Hollywood Access bus.

 

[NOLA_Gaffer]

I'm not crazy about the article's use of "robots" when referring to the audio-animatronic figures.

 

[SirClinksAlot]

Fucking children. He's still the President. Regardless of your political standing, at least treat the position with respect even if the person holding it currently isn't.

Hahaha. NO.

 

[Loxley]

For those who have never seen the attraction, here's a video of the entire thing. Skip to 15:07 if you want to get to the part with the animatronic Presidents, it's pretty neat. And yeah, inserting Trump into this has got to be a real fucking conundrum for the folks behind it - considering how family-friendly Disney is. Including Trump, who, yeah, is the President, but also openly bragged about being able to get away with sexually assaulting women presents them with a real issue.

(Here's Obama recording his dialogue for it)

I think the easiest thing they could do would be to just not give Trump any speaking lines

 

[Timeaisis]

Does Nixon have a speaking role? Just curious.

Also, I'd be OK with it if he just said "Bigly" over and over.

 

[Pop-O-Matic]

Wait for the n-word tape to drop, then just use the audio from that uncut. Be honest with the people about how this fucker got elected.

 

[Dehnus]

https://motherboard.vice.com/en_us/...rama-at-walt-disney-worlds-hall-of-presidents







More here.

I'll be happy if he has a non-speaking role, I've heard him speak too much over the last year.

Starting to feel more and more like we are all staring in one big reality show . Seriously.... when does it end!

 

[mightynine]

The current show is pretty damn good, aside from the Andrew Jackson part, and the part with Lincoln is really good. I'd hate to see that and the final part with all the Presidents cut down.

Just have the Trump-bot say "bigly" while waving a signed executive order - boom - show time shorter!

 

[CTLance]

the Country Bear Jamboree attraction, for example, was cut down from 16 minutes to 11 minutes. Disney reasons that the average, modern audience member does not have the attention span for a 16-minute presentation, let alone a 23-minute presentation.

*coughs up blood*

This is genuinely in our future, isn't it:

...First to the year 1939 when Charlie Chaplin and his evil Nazi regime enslaved Europe and tried to take over the world! ... But then an even greater force emerged: The un! And the un un-nazied the world! Forever!

 

[Wood Man]

People go to the Hall of Presidents to chill in an air conditioned room and get in a quick nap.

 

[Hale-XF11]

They could turn it into a game of 'Which one of these presidents is not like the others?"

 

[Wood Man]

Does Nixon have a speaking role? Just curious.

Also, I'd be OK with it if he just said "Bigly" over and over.

No, only a few Presidents have a speaking role, like Lincoln & Washington. And the incumbent President with a little speech they record themselves.

 

[Timeaisis]

No, only a few Presidents have a speaking role, like Lincoln & Washington. And the incumbent President with a little speech they record themselves.

So couldn't they just...skip him?

 

[Loxley]

Does Nixon have a speaking role? Just curious.

Also, I'd be OK with it if he just said "Bigly" over and over.

He doesn't - just Washington, Lincoln, and Obama.

 

[HStallion]

Bring back the ExtraTERRORestrial Alien Encounter except replace the alien with Trump and it's taking place in a Hollywood Access bus.

Can you escape upgroped?

 

[Timeaisis]

Oh, I see. I'ts just two and then the current. Huh. Well, kind of a conundrum. Just watched it.

Also, those animatronics are pretty cool.

 

[foxuzamaki]

One way or another I hope it reopens soon, it's definitely a very moving and powerful attraction--or I mean it was.



Even NeoGAF. Months and months of threads where folks were worried that Trump would win and a lot of posters were reassuring the thread starter that he didn't have a chance.

It's really fascinating in hindsight.

We really didn't think people were that stupid

 

[NOLA_Gaffer]

We really didn't think people were that stupid

Well the United States sure fooled you!

Spoiler

I didn't think he had a chance either.

 

[Makonero]

We really didn't think people were that stupid

nothing like 2016 to shake my faith in humanity

 

[AlexBasch]

Make him say TREMENDOUS with small baby-like hands.

Done.

 

[Baron Aloha]

I say put him there, but have him say the infamous pussy line so everyone can be reminded of what a colossal fuckup America was in 2016.

Pretty much verbatim what I was going to suggest.

 

[Chuck Norris]

Well we haven't had a good Disney villain in awhile

 

[IrishNinja]

"They were convinced that Hillary was going to win," said the source.

they very much weren't alone

If they hold off long enough, they might not have to put him in there at all.

haha, boom

 

[Cyan]

He's still the POTUS, regardless of whether or not people like him. I say they should just have him there and let him give a speech just like Clinton, Bush, and Obama have.

It'd be sort of weird to have the puppet Trump say something the real one would never say. Just give him a couple lines the way he usually talks. It could be something like "a lot of people are saying I'm the greatest President ever. Did you see the crowds at my inauguration? Million, million and a half people. In addition to winning the Electoral College in a landslide, I won the popular vote if you deduct the millions of people who voted illegally. Sad!"

 

[Fenderputty]

I say put him there, but have him say the infamous pussy line so everyone can be reminded of what a colossal fuckup America was in 2016.

"Do you want to elect a president who will be under FBI investigation from day one?"

 

[Eusis]

He doesn't - just Washington, Lincoln, and Obama.

Welp, if he's not arranging a recording keep it to just Obama. Either that'll drive him nuts enough to bother, or we'll keep the better predecessor there instead.

 

[Makonero]

They should just take a recording from the Apprentice that's going to be relevant soon.

"You're fired."

 

[sphagnum]

Fucking children. He's still the President. Regardless of your political standing, at least treat the position with respect even if the person holding it currently isn't.

The position means nothing when it's held by a moron.

 

[MisterHero]

Cancel the attraction and include worthy WORLD leaders

 

[Username1198]

Build a wall around trumps attraction

 

[HP_Wuvcraft]

Fucking children. He's still the President.

So fucking what?

Regardless of your political standing, at least treat the position with respect

Why do you think there is currently a fucking investigation?

 

[Jintor]

Fucking children. He's still the President. Regardless of your political standing, at least treat the position with respect even if the person holding it currently isn't.

Trump has made it abundantly clear the mere fact of holding office no longer, or possibly never, meant that you were worthy of respect

 

[Fallout-NL]

Fucking children. He's still the President. Regardless of your political standing, at least treat the position with respect even if the person holding it currently isn't.

How about fuck no.

 

[Aaronology]

Fucking children. He's still the President. Regardless of your political standing, at least treat the position with respect even if the person holding it currently isn't.

 

[Jailer of Hope]

Cancel the attraction and include worthy WORLD leaders

Seems more suitable for EPCOT and not Liberty Square.

 

[Apathy]

Fucking children. He's still the President. Regardless of your political standing, at least treat the position with respect even if the person holding it currently isn't.

Haha. He's turned that position into a joke. I don't respect that orange turd

 

[Phu]

What do they have to worry about? It's the Hall of Presidents not the Hall of Comrades. Just leave him out.

 

[Astral Dog]

I'm gonna say there's probably some real issues for Disney as a family friendly company, with making space for someone who sexually assaults women and has a ton of support from white supremacists "for some reason."

Trump can be a Disney villain

 

[Massive Duck. C.M.]

Fucking children. He's still the President. Regardless of your political standing, at least treat the position with respect even if the person holding it currently isn't.

I'm guessing you said this kind of thing to Republicans while Obama was in office too

Right?

 

[AdmiralSnackbar]

I want a constitutional amendment that recognizes Paul Ryan as #45

Just strike him from history

It's still suck but I could tolerate it

 

[Jive Turkey]

Put him in, let him speak and remind everybody who sees the show how exceptionally stupid Dumbass Donny is. I mean how great would that be with all the other presidents saying something profound and then "Bing bing bing, bong bong, bing!"

 

[Gleethor]

There are no "strings" on me!

 

[parrotbeak]

"Hey kids, can you believe it? In 10 years I'll be dating some of you!"

 

[shiba5]

"No puppet! No puppet!"

It's perfect really.

 

[Linkura]

"Hey kids, can you believe it? In 10 years I'll be dating some of you!"

Fuck.

 

[NinjaCoachZ]

At this rate if they're reopening it in fall they might as well skip Trump and just get started on the Pence robot.