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[Sanctuary]

Am I doing something wrong, or are a few of the Fartkour timings simply either off or way too strict? I've done all but one of those available so far (some seemed tricky for no real reason), but I simply cannot get the timing of the one at the contruction site of the new mall. I've tried doing this maybe 50 times now, and the worst part is having to wait for Kyle to climb back up the ladder each failure. I have no idea why I can't get this, but it's like the timing for this is 0.001ms or some shit.

 

[smokeymicpot]

Am I doing something wrong, or are a few of the Fartkour timings simply either off or way too strict? I've done all but one of those available so far (some seemed tricky for no real reason), but I simply cannot get the timing of the one at the contruction site of the new mall. I've tried doing this maybe 50 times now, and the worst part is having to wait for Kyle to climb back up the ladder each failure. I have no idea why I can't get this, but it's like the timing for this is 0.001ms or some shit.

I had trouble on that too. I honestly said fuck it I'll try again a different time.

Just got to Day 3. Hopefully I am only halfway done.

 

[border]

Is there anything important I should be saving my money for? I occaisionally see some nice artifacts for sale, but they would cost like half of all I have. Plus you figure the game is going to have to give you necessary artifacts eventually anyway.

 

[Peff]

Am I doing something wrong, or are a few of the Fartkour timings simply either off or way too strict? I've done all but one of those available so far (some seemed tricky for no real reason), but I simply cannot get the timing of the one at the contruction site of the new mall. I've tried doing this maybe 50 times now, and the worst part is having to wait for Kyle to climb back up the ladder each failure. I have no idea why I can't get this, but it's like the timing for this is 0.001ms or some shit.

Are you trying to time it so that it overlaps with the button icon like a rhythm game? You can press the button at any point within the huge green area and it'll work.

 

[Nemesis_]

I'm kind of only about four hours in. Recruited Mosquito.

Can someone just tell me if it's okay to sell weaker Artifacts? Or should I keep them for a crafting thing later on?

 

[adamsapple]

Holy crap .. the poop mini games are designed to destroy controllers .. I'm pretty sure the left stick on my pad is going to pop out any minute.

 

[fisheyes]

Just finished night one, and I'm really enjoying it. It took me a while to get my head around the combat and it not being like Stick of Truth, but I'm on board now.

 

[Incendiary]

Am I doing something wrong, or are a few of the Fartkour timings simply either off or way too strict? I've done all but one of those available so far (some seemed tricky for no real reason), but I simply cannot get the timing of the one at the contruction site of the new mall. I've tried doing this maybe 50 times now, and the worst part is having to wait for Kyle to climb back up the ladder each failure. I have no idea why I can't get this, but it's like the timing for this is 0.001ms or some shit.

That one is more complicated than just simply using the Fartkour. Took me a while to figure it out.

Puzzle spoilers:

Spoiler

You have to rewind time and put the port-a-potty back up so you can fartkour off it. There's also something hanging from a beam you have to knock down.

 

[nkarafo]

Is the skin color a joke or does indeed make the game more difficult?

I chose the second one of the four shades (white but not pale). I also changed the combat difficulty to the highest possible. But i still feel like the game is too easy and i always have more might than the opposition and quests..

Should i had picked a black character then?

 

[Conor_Fool]

That (Night 1 spoilers)

Spoiler

Spontaneous Bootay

theme, sooooo good

 

[PhantomThief]

Is the skin color a joke or does indeed make the game more difficult?

I chose the second one of the four shades (white but not pale). I also changed the combat difficulty to the highest possible. But i still feel like the game is too easy and i always have more might than the opposition and quests..

Should i had picked a black character then?

Nah game is easy

 

[Count of Monte Sawed-Off]

Is the skin color a joke or does indeed make the game more difficult?

I chose the second one of the four shades (white but not pale). I also changed the combat difficulty to the highest possible. But i still feel like the game is too easy and i always have more might than the opposition and quests..

Should i had picked a black character then?

Outside of a few boss battles, the game is just really easy.

 

[ComputerBlue]

Mrs

Spoiler

Broflovski

is kicking my ass. She gets like 4-5 moves in a row.

But hearing It's a long road when you die is fucking awesome.

 

[RPGCrazied]

Must be blind, but where do you find Skeeter's cheese?

 

[PhantomThief]

Must be blind, but where do you find Skeeter's cheese?

On the roof, use detection mode!

 

[adj_noun]

Is the skin color a joke or does indeed make the game more difficult?

It's a joke I suspect the devs never thought would be taken as seriously as it was.

 

[TannerDemoz]

Music in this game is so good. The song that plays whilst you're taking a shit sounds like something Tim Follin would have written

 

[Zutroy]

I preordered with Ubisoft ages ago but the game only got delivered today. To make up for it not coming on day one they’ve gave me a free code for the season pass.

 

[Xyber]

Soo.. now that the game runs at 60fps on PC, where are all the complaints about it looking weird (or even unplayable according to some weirdos) and not true to the show etc.?

That was my main complaint about the first game and people really piled on me and others who said there is no reason for the 30fps lock as animations does not need to be tied to framerate and you can still have the classic South Park look, but with smooth scrolling backgrounds.. Stuttering backgrounds was never what defined the look of the show.

 

[RPGCrazied]

On the roof, use detection mode!

roof of what? And thanks.

 

[smokeymicpot]

Mrs

Spoiler

Broflovski

is kicking my ass. She gets like 4-5 moves in a row.

But hearing It's a long road when you die is fucking awesome.

That fight was annoying but the music makes that part fucking amazing.

 

[PhantomThief]

roof of what? And thanks.

The roof of skeeters bar ^_^. The cheese is called roof aged cheese right? .

 

[Machina]

My ban just ended. As Cousin Kyle would say, "I'm Beeeeeeaaack"

This game is amazing. So polished. So funny. And they improved the combat a lot. Ubi should seriously consider turning these games into one of their staples

 

[Big Green Anus]

I made my character black and when going to the police station and some cashiers at stores, they look at me angry. Is this the same for everyone or for Black characters? Also, at the police station, an officer said "

Spoiler

Who let this thug in here".

, very funny game.

 

[Machina]

I made my character black and when going to the police station and some cashiers at stores, they look at me angry. Is this the same for everyone or for Black characters? Also, at the police station, an officer said "

Spoiler

Who let this thug in here".

, very funny game.

Nah that's definitely intentional. Walk in to Tweeks Coffee and see how Mr. Tweek looks at you cause he definitely doesn't glare at my white character

 

[BodiesWithoutOrgans]

Hate to battle system prefer the old one still a great game so funny

 

[kraspkibble]

the PC version seems to be getting a lot of negative reviews on steam. do i seriously need to download uPlay even if i buy it through Steam?? i bought SoT on Steam and didn't need to download uPlay. I mean uPlay isn't bad but it's just a pain in the ass if i need to download it again for 1 game.

 

[Admiral Woofington]

Nothing like getting far in the optional

Spoiler

Morgan freeman

boss battle, and then the game glitches out and doesn't advance.

Don't know if I want to attempt the battle again quite yet. It's a long motherfucker.

 

[Machina]

the PC version seems to be getting a lot of negative reviews on steam. do i seriously need to download uPlay even if i buy it through Steam?? i bought SoT on Steam and didn't need to download uPlay. I mean uPlay isn't bad but it's just a pain in the ass if i need to download it again for 1 game.

Yes, as is the case with every Ubisoft game on Steam. I don't see any review bombing on Rainbow 6: Siege for example.

 

[Newman96]

Surprised with how long the game seems to take to introduce Stan, I've played for a fair few hours now and still not come across him.

 

[BodiesWithoutOrgans]

Surprised with how long the game seems to take to introduce Stan, I've played for a fair few hours now and still not come across him.

Same here or Kenny Ben playing for 5 hours now

 

[Conor_Fool]

Surprised with how long the game seems to take to introduce Stan, I've played for a fair few hours now and still not come across him.

Yeah, no kidding.

Man I'm having an absolute blast with this game. The soundtrack is next level

 

[McMoneyman]

Bought the normal edition and got a Stick of Truth code. Is this normal? Also it came with a 2 month code of a streaming service in my country.

 

[Vegetable Lasagna]

Am I doing something wrong, or are a few of the Fartkour timings simply either off or way too strict? I've done all but one of those available so far (some seemed tricky for no real reason), but I simply cannot get the timing of the one at the contruction site of the new mall. I've tried doing this maybe 50 times now, and the worst part is having to wait for Kyle to climb back up the ladder each failure. I have no idea why I can't get this, but it's like the timing for this is 0.001ms or some shit.

Spoiler

Are you talking about the one where you have to reverse time to make the Porta Potty stand back up again so you can jump on it? If you don't do that you always fail the first jump.

 

[jrcbandit]

Yes, as is the case with every Ubisoft game on Steam. I don't see any review bombing on Rainbow 6: Siege for example.

Yeah it's been that way for like 5+ years now for Ubisoft games, Steam fanatics are so weird. The first game didn't use Uplay because it wasn't designed as an Ubisoft game, they just picked it up to publish it after the initial publisher went bankrupt.

I gave up on the optional boss battle because I literally died in the final round, one more hit is all it would have taken. Didn't feel like repeating it.

 

[Rogan]

I can say this game looks phenomenal and I only played two hours. The production quality is something else.

 

[sugarman]

Having a tough time with Spontaneous Bootay!

 

[Guhnmystro]

Is there a way to get a ps4 controller to work with the pc version?

 

[hamster3 3]

Has anyone bought the $5000 contract?

 

[Chopper]

Has anyone bought the $5000 contract?

Can you even get that much?

 

[jrcbandit]

Can you even get that much?

Only by cheating as far as I know. I wonder if you buy it, will it call you out as a cheater?

 

[Chopper]

Only by cheating as far as I know. I wonder if you buy it, will it call you out as a cheater?

How would you cheat?

 

[ShadowSoldier89]

How would you cheat?

cheat engine on pc

 

[Chopper]

cheat engine on pc

Oh, lame.

 

[HiiiLife]

Got to the

Spoiler

genetic lab

and I think I’m starting to burn out. It was fun as hell, but I think I’m just ready for this game to be over.

 

[WaterAstro]

Can you even get that much?

Maybe you keep going in and out of the main street, punching parking meters for like a few weeks. lol

 

[kirblar]

I'm a few hours in and I think I'm just going to drop the combat to easy when I pick it up again. It's just so much slower than Stick of Truth and it messes with the game's pacing.

 

[Data West]

Does lower combat difficulty make the fights go faster? The combat gets kind of dull and slow after a while and I'd rather get through it more quickly but if it just makes the AI dumber or gives you more hp or what

 

[Rated-Rsuperstar]

Having a tough time with Spontaneous Bootay!

You dont need to fight. Just get to the door. Use attacks that charge through enemies and objects. And remember her timer is active at all times.

 

[ComputerBlue]

Nitpick.

I hate that most of the things you pick up have a generic icon instead of a proper drawing depicting everything individually, loved that about the first game.