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[CharmingCharlie]

This truly disgusts me and is a new low for Neogaf ............... I mean how can we discuss this issue if we don't have a single crudely drawn picture with green soundwaves.

On a more serious note, these people are NOT your friends. They are just using your place as a convenient location to fuck. If these people were your friends they would show a bit more decency and respect towards you and your property.

That is my take but like I said it is hard to discuss things without a crudely drawn picture with green soundwaves.

 

[Zombine]

If you're gonna fuck in my house you better bring some food.

 

[johancruijff]

blast The Spy by the Doors in the house

 

[JBourne]

What time are they going to clear out? I wanted to stop by and jerk off later.

 

[SKINNER!]

On a more serious note, these people are NOT your friends. They are just using your place as a convenient location to fuck. If these people were your friends they would show a bit more decency and respect towards you and your property.

That is my take but like I said it is hard to discuss things without a crudely drawn picture with green soundwaves.

100% this. Ditch these people and get new friends that respect you.

 

[StayDead]

This truly disgusts me and is a new low for Neogaf ............... I mean how can we discuss this issue if we don't have a single crudely drawn picture with green soundwaves.

On a more serious note, these people are NOT your friends. They are just using your place as a convenient location to fuck. If these people were your friends they would show a bit more decency and respect towards you and your property.

That is my take but like I said it is hard to discuss things without a crudely drawn picture with green soundwaves.

 

[Astral Dog]

Do you have children?

 

[Clefargle]

This happened at a few of my parties back in high school. Never insulted me, people are extra friendly afterwards. If thats worth anything.

 

[Barzul]

I've certainly been that friend. I did ask though.

 

[KojiKnight]

Set up cameras. Let them know there are cameras (this step is required). Chances are they will be weirded out and won't do it then. Or they do and then you have free porn/blackmail material if they damage anything from crazy fuck sprees.

 

[tearsofash]

Eventually you get used to it. FOMO is a terrible curse you gotta get over. I have a lot of parties at my house and there's always something adult going on and eventually it's all just dust in the wind. Go with the flow and have fun. Be happy you can provide a safe space for some people who are choosing to enjoy each other.

 

[Pepboy]

don't worry baby i know a dude with a fuckhouse

Okay this one got me actually laughing

 

[Herr Schwarz]

Be happy you can provide a safe space for some people who are choosing to enjoy each other.

Yeah you tell yourself that when your cleaning your bed sheets of someone elses ass sweat and bits of flakey jizzum. Couple of pubes in there, that's all good.

 

[BladeoftheImmortal]

Next time say you get to ave a go, otherwise they can ave a laugh.

 

[Nevasleep]

Quite the position they put you in OP, but nothing like the positions they were in last night....ayyy

 

[markofhavoc]

What? Seriously? Im married and we have a guest room. Anytime any of our married friends sleep in the guest room, I expect they are going to fuck. I honestly don't see how it's an issue, but I guess it could make people uncomfortable. Honestly I think we have fucked at pretty much every friends house when we have stayed over too....

 

[tearsofash]

Yeah you tell yourself that when your cleaning your bed sheets of someone elses ass sweat and bits of flakey jizzum. Couple of pubes in there, that's all good.

I dont know who you're hanging out with, but there is a certain amount of etiquette. Designated places to have sex, separate sheets, and people clean up after themselves.

 

[CharmingCharlie]

Many thanks StayDead. it may not seem like it but you restored balance to the universe. You truly are the hero we deserve. Now a proper detailed indepth discussion can be had.

Eventually you get used to it. FOMO is a terrible curse you gotta get over. I have a lot of parties at my house and there's always something adult going on and eventually it's all just dust in the wind. Go with the flow and have fun. Be happy you can provide a safe space for some people who are choosing to enjoy each other.

Yeah we are not talking about a party here. I think if this had been a party most would be going "you don't want people fucking in your house don't have a party". We are talking about two people that used this guys house so they could have a quick fuck without any thought to the home owner.

As for "providing a safe space for people to enjoy each other" hmmmm yeah NO. If they do not have their own facilities with which to fuck then perhaps they should not be fucking till such a time they actually have somewhere to do it.

I am amazed this is even a discussion. These people disrespected the guy, his house and hell even themselves. You don't just go to a mates house fuck your gal in his bed then toddle off with a smile on your face leaving your mate to clean up your filith. How by any metric is that an acceptable level of behaviour ?

 

[always crazy bacon]

I dont know who you're hanging out with, but there is a certain amount of etiquette. Designated places to have sex, separate sheets, and people clean up after themselves.

This is the minimum standard for fucking in a friends house.

 

[Herr Schwarz]

I dont know who you're hanging out with, but there is a certain amount of etiquette. Designated places to have sex, separate sheets, and people clean up after themselves.

My expectation are pretty low, when it comes to a bunch of drugged up and drunk horny couples looking for a place to bang. Been on both sides of it. No one cleans up after themselves.

After a raging party at someone elses house and I've slept and had sex there my first instinct is to get the fuck outta there back to my own space. Not go cleaning jizz stains.

I do however bring gifts and presents afterwards to acknowledge my debauchery.

I sure as fuck wouldn't leave ash trays in peoples bed. That's some next level asshole shit right there.

 

[CharmingCharlie]

What? Seriously? Im married and we have a guest room. Anytime any of our married friends sleep in the guest room, I expect they are going to fuck. I honestly don't see how it's an issue, but I guess it could make people uncomfortable. Honestly I think we have fucked at pretty much every friends house when we have stayed over too....

<sigh> Again a totally different situation. If you are visitng friends for an extended stay then it is inevitable you are going to fuck (especially if you are married). That is not the situation here. The situation here is two people went to this guys house with the sole intention of using this guys place to fuck. They didn't go to see the guy or were interested in interacting with him in anyway they just went there to use his place to fuck.

Now are you honestly telling me you or your friends would be perfectly happy if you just popped into their house got on THEIR bed, fucked your bint and then left without a bye or leave.

 

[Dead Prince]

Did you do anything or say no? If not then good on them
They might as well just take your car too

 

[iRAWRasaurus]

I need more context...

 

[Pbae]

OP, I have a suggestion.

Buy a nice plush bath robe, not the shit you steal from the hotel.

Buy some kettlecorn for that mix of sweet and salty. It's important you place the popcorn in your largest most ornate bowl.

Take a seat and watch.

 

[EchoChamber]

Reminder I am 22 years old and all my friends have similar age.

I will tell the history from the beginning.

All started because my friends wanted to just have a drinks in my house because we can buy more alcohol and listen to the music we want and the food we want to eat, this could be a party? I don't know, when I think about a party I think about something massive this is just a few friends drinking and having a good time.

The first friend that fucked in my house of course he was invited to my house from the beginning and he brought his girlfriend who is a friend of mine too, his girlfriend only had permission from their parents until 12:00 am and wanted the driver to be totally sober because of that another friend volunteer to take them a place closer so they can take an uber more easily.

What happened in my house is we already bought all the shit to drink and eat, after eating they just disappeared and of course they use one of the rooms to fuck and they didn't ask me if they can use the room or not, I consider he acted like an asshole because my friend he volunteer to give a ride to him he didn't drink at all just to take them safely, and they just decided to eat and fuck for fucking hours without considering he just wanted a drink.

After they done the deed we call him out and like a coward he didn't look me at my eyes and keep saying sorry, my friend that volunteer to give them a ride and he indeed give them a ride after all.

The second fucker he arrived later with his girlfriend too, they both drink and everybody had a good time,but of course they disappeared and assumed they are fucking and of course they didn't ask me for permission and even worse they use my room (the first fucker used the guest room) and I needed to take my contacts off so I had to wait until they finished to take my contacts off, I haven't call them out because they are still sleeping.

I'm not just jealous because they fuck, I'm angry and disappointed because I feel they abuse my friendship and my trust because we are friends and I don't know if I am overreacting but if they don't respect my house why they would respect me?


I'm not a native speaker I hope this make sense.

 

[snail_maze]

you must have like the best beds or the horniest friends

 

[EchoChamber]

you must have like the best beds or the horniest friends

Probably the latter they don't have a house themselves.

Edit:

I'm trying to say they live with their parents.

 

[RiverShell]

Reminds me of that episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm when Cheryl rightfully banned Jeff from the house.

 

[snail_maze]

Probably the latter they don't have a house themselves.

Oh damn, thats a tough life.
But yeah, using your room without asking is really not ok.
Guy in the guest room should have just cleaned up and maybe bought the next round of food and drinks or sth

 

[DiipuSurotu]

WTF? If people fucked in my bed without asking permission I would be pissed.

 

[nitewulf]

Sometimes its OK man, we all used the one friend with the car, or the apartment etc. Sometimes I was the one being used, sometimes I was the user. I know it feels that way, but there is friendship there somewhere as well. Just make sure that's not the ONLY reason they wanna hang with you, then that sucks and find other friends.

 

[snail_maze]

Sometimes its OK man, we all used the one friend with the car, or the apartment etc. Sometimes I was the one being used, sometimes I was the user. I know it feels that way, but there is friendship there somewhere as well. Just make sure that's not the ONLY reason they wanna hang with you, then that sucks and find other friends.

Or charge money for guest room access

 

[Dangansona]

Have you ever watched classic film The Apartment?

Yesss

 

[royalan]

As a freeflowing guy who has sex all the time and encourages everyone to do the same...

Would I mind the mere idea of people who aren't me having sex in my house? Of course not. If it's something that sort of naturally happened.

Would I mind feeling like my place is being used as a fuckspot? Absolutely. I'm not here to clean up your juices. Go smash somewhere else.

Would I mind people fucking on my bed absent my involvement? Oh, not only would I mind, but you getting cussed out if I find out. I have literally thrown people out of my house for this.

 

[jono51]

This happened twice in the same night. Holy shit, lol.


Just charge cleaning to them, and then bust a nut in their pillowcase the next time you are at theirs.

 

[Cheshire_Buddha]

This happened to my friend at one point when we were all living together. We used to throw huge parties every Monday. He walked into his bedroom to discover his buddy and another friend's ex-girlfriend going at it hardcore on his bed. I've never seen a person so pissed before.

Needless to say, that was the last party we threw.

 

[always crazy bacon]

I'm not just jealous because they fuck, I'm angry and disappointed because I feel they abuse my friendship and my trust because we are friends and I don't know if I am overreacting but if they don't respect my house why they would respect me?


I'm not a native speaker I hope this make sense.

In English this makes perfect sense to anyone and you are right to be upset.

 

[EchoChamber]

Oh damn, thats a tough life.
But yeah, using your room without asking is really not ok.
Guy in the guest room should have just cleaned up and maybe bought the next round of food and drinks or sth

They live with their parents that's what I'm trying to say.

And like you saying at least bring more food or shit and I would be slightly less mad but it was late and her recently fucked girlfriend needed to be at home.

 

[THE GUY]

You're right to be upset. I'd whoop someone's ass if they used my house or bed for that. There's an etiquette involved for this stuff.

 

[Ahgod]

Y'all are goddamn animals if you don't clean up after yourselves if you have sex at a friend's house. At least strip the bed and throw the sheets in the washer before you leave I mean Christ. Also, whenever this happens I don't just fucking disappear, you go to sleep when everyone does at the natural end of the night. Glad to not be friends with you mannerless freaks.

 

[snail_maze]

They live with their parents that's what I'm trying to say.

haha yeah, i understood that, still a very frustrating situation for them
You really need to talk to them about house rules and not doing shit like that without asking or taking some sort of other responsibility like cleaning up at least. Your own room should be off limits without question.

 

[Carnby]

OP is right to be mad. Especially if they are using his bed.

 

[Hispanic! At the Disco]

A friend of mine kicked out a bad roommate and claimed she lost the key to the apartment.

Soon after while him and his wife were both at work she went into his house to have sex with her boyfriend. Lol.

 

[BackLogJoe]

Who asks to use a friend's house to fuck?

Lol.

 

[Izayoi]

Dude fucking is guestroom: Not a big deal.

Dude fucking on your bed, and then leaving a mess: Big deal.

Tell them to fuck off and never invite them over again.

Also, get a fucking lock on your door.

 

[tonysidaway]

The first page quickly dissolves into gross humour so I'm skipping the rest. Original poster, you're right to feel that your hospitality is being abused.

It's your place, so your rules apply. Tell your friends that they need to ask permission, and be firm. Those who repeatedly use your rooms for private purposes without your permission must be given to understand that they will not be invited back.

 

[M.Bluth]

The second fucker he arrived later with his girlfriend too, they both drink and everybody had a good time,but of course they disappeared and assumed they are fucking and of course they didn't ask me for permission and even worse they use my room (the first fucker used the guest room) and I needed to take my contacts off so I had to wait until they finished to take my contacts off, I haven't call them out because they are still sleeping.

They're still sleeping, RIGHT NOW?
OP, you're definitely right to be pissed off. But you also gotta express it to your so called friends. If two assholes just fucked in your bed without permission and fell asleep, you wake them the fuck up and kick them out.

Friendship, like any relationship, is a two way street. Don't let people walk all over you and still be "friends" with them.

 

[AntChum]

I'm not a lawyer, but them having sex in your bedroom is basically implicit consent for you to join in.

Spoiler

I'm not accountable for anything OP does with this advice.

 

[GK86]

Can I come over your crib OP? There is food, drinks and fucking. I want in.

 

[shira]

You should charge them hotel rates