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What's Your looksmaxxing routine?

For me, looks-maxxing is nothing I do on the extreme end; I simply have an easy , regular routine:

-Cleanser (gentle, daily)
-Moisturizer (barrier focused)
-SPF 30+ every day
-Lift 2x/week
-Protein ~0.7–1g/lb lean mass (beef, chicken, fish)
-Stay lean; bulk slowly
-Sleep 10–12 hours (non‑negotiable)
-$45 haircut that fits head shape
-Trim brows, manage facial hair
-No alcohol, limited vaping
-Stress control (cortisol kills looks)


DISCLAIMER

Your life should not revolve around looksmaxxing. It should be a short term phase and you forget about it.
Once the work is done, you move on. Your focus should be your life, your goals, and your direction, not endlessly optimizing how you look.

If you do this you might have a chance at living a better life then any 99% of the world.

So what's your looks routine?

7-8 hours of sleep.
Clean (ish) diet
Gym 5-6 times per week.
Sex with wife at least 5 times per week (at least one screaming Tantric session)
Shower includes full body scrub, sensitive shower gel, aplicen double effect shampoo.
Moisturising face wash (non alcoholic)
Full body Moisturising
Full body shave (no hair from the eyebrows down)
Brush, and flossing teeth minimum twice per day.
 
I literally never had a bad haircut in my life, regardless of price. Worst one was when a friend of my mother offered to do it.
Stop lying bro.
This is you when you get a haircut:

dumb jim carrey GIF
 
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