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[EVOL 100%]

That is so fucking stupid it's not even funny.

 

[RK9039]

If he poops the game, will he try to eat it again?

Of course not, that's dangerous. He might die by doing something that stupid.

 

[Funchameleon]

Have you made any sort of post that isn't a joke or wisecrack since being modded?

ahahaha

 

[runnin_blue]

I want a video of him swallowing it.

Spoiler

If this was real.

Edit: and where's that pic of the text message?

 

[butanebob]

Totally safe. Tell him to do it, make sure he does. And put the aftermath on youtube for us to enjoy.

 

[Giza]

I've been on the fence about this game since I never played it, not even on the 64. But after reading this thread I think its a definite must buy now. Thanks op.

 

[MetalGuardian]

 

[SwiftDeath]

Don't worry guys he'll swallow the cart "the safe way"

Oh this is glorious

 

[ZombiePlatypus]

3DS cart is pussy shit. The only way to show true loyalty to Ocarina is to man up and swallow the N64 cart.

No, no it's not. The true sign of a master fan would be to actually engulf an actual ocarina from behind and play all the different ocarina songs from OoT by squatting and contorting in different ways.

 

[Professor Beef]

Tell your friend that I said "there is no way you could do anything to remove the dumb from any of this."

 

[Colonel Nasty]

What a fucking idiot

 

[Savitar]

I'm not saying the man is crazy but.....dudes crazy.

 

[ZombiePlatypus]

It's only February and the bar for thread of the year's been set guys.

 

[Kirye]

He's going to be "smart" about eating a cartridge, to which he believes will fuse itself to his being and Ocarina will be a part of him forever.

I love this world. So much. Just when you think you've heard the dumbest thing in the universe, Mark comes by and knocks it out of the park.

Thanks Mark.

 

[Air Zombie Meat]

This guy is smalltime. If he'd really thought it through he should be swallowing the entire 16 bit era on an sd card.

 

[OG Loc]

Ask your friend who his weedman is and if he needs new customers

 

[nikos]

I can't believe I'm even suggesting this, but the smartest way to go about this would be to blend it. Otherwise, he's probably going to end up choking to death.

 

[Charles Foster Kane]

This has to be made up, right? OP, are you texting yourself?

 

[brandonh83]

No, no it's not. The true sign of a master fan would be to actually engulf an actual ocarina from behind and play all the different ocarina songs from OoT by squatting and contorting in different ways.

True. I've been had. So who's up for it?

 

[Evo X]

I can't believe I'm even suggesting this, but the smartest way to go about this would be to blend it. Otherwise, he's probably going to end up choking to death.

Great idea.

OP, tell your friend to buy one of these and make a delicious Zelda fruit smoothie out of it.

 

[Freaky Fred]

Is this going to end up like that naked sister-in-law thread?

 

[joecanada]

Godspeed colon, godspeed

 

[Squire]

Is his body ready?

 

[nikos]

Great idea.

OP, tell your friend to buy one of these and make a delicious Zelda fruit smoothie out of it.

He'd be able to blend every version into the ultimate OoT shake.

 

[EmCeeGramr]

guys it's not lunacy, he's just having a visceral experience of code passing through him and entering his consciousness when he eats a video game

 

[SeventhSon]

Just so I'm not party to someone's poisoning or death: don't do it.

 

[PeakPointMatrix]

zelda fans

 

[Air Zombie Meat]

zelda fans

This is why I believe it.

 

[ChickenHunter]

What would you even do with the game's code after you've absorbed it into your metaphysical being?

 

[runnin_blue]

Is this going to end up like that naked sister-in-law thread?

Wha? Link pls.

 

[Foaloal]

This is incredible assuming you're not texting yourself or some other shenanigans.

He should really just buy some official Zelda branded candies or something though, that will be a lot better for his health and just as good of a "ritual".

 

[Branduil]

guys it's not lunacy, he's just having a visceral experience of code passing through him and entering his consciousness when he eats a video game

It'll be like the naked Raiden scene in Metal Gear Solid 2 except with more real-life emergency room visits.

 

[Herne]

It's only February and the bar for thread of the year's been set guys.

Yeah, it'll take something spectacular to top this one, and we're only in February.

 

[LapinAgile]

I have good news gaf, I cooked my Game Genie into a meatloaf! First response gets infinite lives... .

On topic it really sounds like this person might need some counseling.... I just don't understand where this idea would even develop.

 

[Effer]

Safe way to do this: Pirate the N64 version and an appropriate emulator, stick it on a microSD, put that in a fully deflated balloon, swallow and enjoy!

Your colon doesn't know the difference between the 3DS version and the N64 version.

 

[xenist]

OP should just punch his "friend" in the throat.

 

[Dorygrant]

I can't even handle this thread right now. Between the gif, the texts and the reactions. Omg.

Spoiler

I too thought it was the Uncle and his cray cray nephews.

 

[MBR]

I'm pretty sure people have eaten more dangerous stuff and survived, so if this lets him "bond" with his favorite game of all time on a spiritual level, why not? I mean, he doesn't expect to have actual code inside of him, it's all symbolic.

It's a bit crazy, but not much harm will probably come of it, unless he manages to slice himself inside out on some of the edges.

 

[Rolf NB]

Honestly i dont see why we should stop at game cartridges. If I eat a whole car ill turn into turboteen, its just science

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michel_Lotito

 

[Branduil]

Safe way to do this: Pirate the N64 version and an appropriate emulator, stick it on a microSD, put that in a fully deflated balloon, swallow and enjoy!

Your colon doesn't know the difference between the 3DS version and the N64 version.

But if it's in the balloon his four humors won't be able to absorb the Miyamoto homunculus contained in every Zelda cartridge.

 

[NYCmetsfan]

This is stupid

 

[Japanmanx3]

Spoiler

Subbing to thread to see the receipts...

 

[PeakPointMatrix]

(V)__(V)

This one needs more love, lol.

 

[Dreams-Visions]

this guy isn't the sharpest is he

 

[Immaculate]

the thing thats bugging me the most here is that you have what looks like a flip phone in 2014

 

[Effer]

the thing thats bugging me the most here is that you have what looks like a flip phone in 2014

There is good reason to own a flip phone in 2014.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/12/30/flip-phone-return_n_4518592.html

 

[deejay8595]

LOL! Too funny!

 

[Dishwalla]

I'm curious about this now, when it comes out the other end will the cartridge actually work? I've accidentally sent DS carts through the wash before and they still worked, but I've never tried to eat one. I wonder just how durable those little carts are.

 

[whitehawk]

(V)__(V)

How has this only been quoted once? Amazinng.

 

[terrisus]

Y'all don't fuck around with Sbarros.

Chacranajxy
Y'all don't **** around with Sbarros.