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[x-Lundz-x]

You are GAF's best poster.

Yes, yes he is. El torro, god tier work.

 

[Ceallach]

OMG out of breath from that gif

 

[TheCongressman1]

This is thread of the year.

 

[ekka4shiki]

Dat gif.

I'm at a loss for words.

 

[Silas Lang]

I think this is one of the funniest threads I've ever had the pleasure to read.

that GIF is killing me

 

[faceless007]

SunhILegend has a challenger.

 

[ZombiePlatypus]

OP, what if your friend took in MM from the backside as he swallowed OoT orally? The two would surely meet down the middle and cause a cosmic Zelda collision inside him.

 

[Parablank]

gif of the year

don't do it op

 

[Rex_Harrison]

Tell him it's much more effective as a suppository.

 

[SystemBug]

It doesn't get any better than this.

 

[Wyndstryker]

Oh gosh, I'm dying here.

This thread will kill us before the guy swallows the cart.

 

[TheCongressman1]

Don't the microchips inside a 3DS cart use lead based sodder? Nevermind the lithium toxicity from the save battery itself (Or is it flash memory)

Yeah, tell your friend to NOT do this. I'm not a "Medical expert" but even I considered these factors that this is a stupidly BAD idea.

If this doesn't convince your friend to not do this, then well...

http://aapnews.aappublications.org/content/34/5/13.full

Not advocating the eating of electronics here, but DS games do not use battery operated save technology. It's all flash state these days.

 

[Megidolaon]

Eugh.

I hate when I swallow an icecube or too much water at once. It makes why esophagus hurt. I can't imagine a hunk of plastic. And 3DS games are kinda big.

Friends don't let friends eat games. I would try to dissuade him before we hear about him on the local news. He'll join the people like the guys who tipped over the porta-potty and paralyzed their cousin or those Darwin award people.

He sounds kind of..."special" so I wouldn't take what he says at face value. I would definitely try to stop him.

 

[Deleted member 80556]

I lost it at "Fuckin Nerd".

Anyway, I've done this a lot of times. Specially with hard games or games that fucked with my mind. That being said I had to buy MGS4 like 5 times before I finally understood the storyline.

Spoiler

Don't fucking do it.

 

[LOLCats]

fucking awesome, thanks for that.

 

[Currygan]

you're the king of GIFs man. the king of gifs

 

[Saya Brea]

Sounds like a good way to get intestinal bleeding. Not saying 100% gonna bleed, but I worked in a hospital, and I've seen less sharp things tear up insides.

 

[Grisby]

What dumb idea.

But what an awesome gif.

 

[Lee Chaolan]

Holy shit, post of the year so far! xD

 

[ampere]

Thread validated.

To OP: yeah it's obviously not safe. No licensed physician would tell you it is OK to eat a circuit board and plastic.

 

[OminousShadow]

Incredible, simply incredible.

 

[Lunzio]

I'm glad Darwin has an explanation for this

 

[BigTnaples]

You need new friends.

So this is how natural selection works.

First two posts.

 

[dab0ne]

Step 1: Tell him that upon contemplation you were wrong and it just might work.
Step 2: Post pics.

Spoiler

Step 3: Dont let him do it.

 

[Dreams-Visions]

Torro godtier for no reason at all.

Also, this fucking thread.

 

[MikeHattsu]

Hahaha. Excellent.

 

[Polioliolio]

Code isn't physical.. None of the code will reach him, even if he could digest the plastic.

This is bizarre.

 

[XaosWolf]

...Well.

Spoiler

At least we got an ElTorro gif! =D

 

[Funchameleon]

Code isn't physical.. None of the code will reach him, even if he could digest the plastic.

This is bizarre.

thank god you cleared this up

 

[snow in jamaica]

his own legend in the making

 

[Ambience7817x]

This is glorious. Made only 2.5 hours after it was posted. Impressive

 

[Kid Ska]

what the fuuuuuck

 

[-Horizon-]

Saw your gifs in the zoo thread, now here with this gif. Amazing work. 10 out of 10

 

[Dr. Buni]

What an idiot, Majora's Mask is way better.

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lol so good.

 

[Jomjom]

You should be asking yourself how safe it is for you to be around this friend.

 

[leadbelly]

Why doesn't he just shove it up his arse OP? People shove stuff up their arse all the time.

 

[LiK]

RIP SunHiLegend. All hail ElTorro

 

[efyu_lemonardo]

Your idiot friend is going to get us stuck with another safety warning screen when we boot up nintendo systems.

I think I speak for all Nintendo gamers when I say it would be worth it to have such a hilarious warning screen.

 

[Mushroomer25]

Alternative plan - print out the game's code in binary onto rice paper. He can digest the soul of the game, and not die. Win-win.

 

[Tapejara]

This one time some extended family brought their toddler son to my house. He went around my gaming area looking at small toys and eventually found a small car. He proceeded to stick it in his mouth. I ran to his rescue and quickly pulled the car out before he could swallow it. Thinking I had done the right thing.

If only someone had told me he just wanted to be one with the HotWheels!

 

[Ploid 3.0]

Probably late and already suggested but tell him to make a Zelda cake.

 

[VanWinkle]

I truly believe this is your best gif yet.

 

[CBTech]

Oh god I'm dying.

I just don't understand the thought process that could lead anyone to eating a game. At least the guy is going for a small SD card and not that N64 cart.

 

[BitStyle]

This thread; I can't.

Laughed so hard I was in tears. Bravo!

 

[Air Zombie Meat]

One of the most ridiculous things I've ever heard.

 

[SatelliteOfLove]

So this is how natural selection works.

"Hey y'all, watchis!"

 

[z-layrex]

I really shouldn't have read this at 4am on a night shift. Way too surreal. Seriously, just, ffs.

 

[Wowfunhappy]

If you're friend really is planning on going through with this, I'd encourage you to go to whatever lengths you have to in order to stop him.

This could kill him. I mean, it PROBABLY won't—It's DEFINITELY not healthy or safe—but he could choke, and I'm sure the metals in the cartridge have the potential to be poisonous.

 

[Messofanego]

Man, that is an amazing GIF. I bow down.

 

[PaulExcellent]

...even I'm not stupid enough to do that.

Come the fuck on, dude. Punch him in the gut and tell him that's how it will feel when he poops a fucking cartridge.

He does realize he'll end up shitting that out, right?