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[terrisus]

Ok so I'm just going to let this run it's course. I wish I could say thanks, but you guys only mad the situation worse

Probably gonna cool it with the porn watching.

Yeah, don't listen to us, you've got this under control.
Just keep doing what you've been doing and you'll be fine.

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Watching and listening to porn in your sister's room.

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Headphone connection optional.

 

[CarbonRevenge]

Ok so I'm just going to let this run it's course. I wish I could say thanks, but you guys only mad the situation worse

GAF saw entertainment value and you took what they egged you on with.

But i'm not complaining.

 

[EightBitNate]

Uhh... No.

Haha I completely acknowledge that I fucked up. Sorry if it sounds like I'm blaming anyone but myself.

 

[TheLostBigBoss]

Ok so I'm just going to let this run it's course. I wish I could say thanks, but you guys only mad the situation worse

Probably gonna cool it with the porn watching.

Yea, put the blame on us.

Try explaining that to your

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emotionally scarred

sister.

 

[Arkos]

Haha I completely acknowledge that I fucked up. Sorry if it sounds like I'm blaming anyone but myself.

You still need to fap in the same room as her, just to see how it goes. Do that and report back pls?

 

[Fury Sense]

dude if you left that note and she's being weird, it means she thinks you fapped

and if she thinks you fapped, she thinks you fapped to her

you cant just leave it like this... she WILL tell someone

 

[TheLostBigBoss]

dude if you left that note and she's being weird, it means she thinks you fapped

and if she thinks you fapped, she thinks you fapped to her

you cant just leave it like this... she WILL tell someone

Yea OP, you need to set the record straight.

You have to make sure she is telling the truth when she tells everyone.

 

[BigEvilTurtle]

This problem could have been avoided had you not watched porn in the same room as your little sister. Fuckin' creepy, man.

 

[JBourne]

What but you guys told me to write the note

GAF has also advocated pooping in the shower.

 

[Tangeroo]

Ok so I'm just going to let this run it's course. I wish I could say thanks, but you guys only mad the situation worse

Probably gonna cool it with the porn watching.

You seem pretty tense. You need to do something to take the load off. Blow off some steam.

 

[jaxword]

It's extremely hard to tell if she knows or has told my mom.

Told your mom?

 

[AnkhWeasel]

Sage advice, and probably your only play here:

 

[CarbonRevenge]

You seem pretty tense. You need to do something to take the load off. Blow off some steam.

 

[bigfunkychiken]

I was thinking of doing this.

Should I just start laughing like I'm watching a show or something?

I can't tell if she's awake. I know she usually snores pretty loud when she sleeps but Im not hearing anything.

OP laughing at the movie he's trying to cover-up with

 

[Go_Ly_Dow]

Told your mom?

they went out for dinner together

 

[Freaky Fred]

GAF has also advocated pooping in the shower.

I think it's time we get the OT GAF logo changed. Who's with me?

 

[daveo42]

Show her this thread so she knows how sorry you are.

I second this. Showing off the thread will definitely set things right with your sister. It's worked in the past.

 

[Sai-kun]

GAF has also advocated pooping in the shower.

And feeding everything (especially cats) pizza.

 

[BraXzy]

You should totally spin the whole situation round.

Just go up to her and be like: "I considered pulling on the old trombone last night. But you know what? I didn't. I didn't because I respect you. Appreciate dat'!"

 

[DeSo]

lol That note was a bad idea. Thread of the year so far.

 

[Petit Melon]

I laughed so much my sides are killing me. Thanks GAF

 

[Tesseract]

men gotta jerk that shit. go pump some fucking iron bro, don't sweat it man. jerk that shit. jerk it.

 

[PartTimeWarrior]

You catch her looking at your browser history

 

[maomaoIYP]

7:08 PM

My mom and sister got home and my sister is acting kinda strange. 1-word responses, know what I mean? Trying to act completely normal.

It's extremely hard to tell if she knows or has told my mom. I don't want to ask in case I accidentally tip her off.

"Mom I think spiderman was fapping to me sleeping last night and played a porn clip when he noticed me noticing him."

 

[makingmusic476]

I've been keeping tabs on this thread all day.

Thanks for all the amusement, OP.

 

[Unbounded]

Why would you watch porn with your little sister in the same room?

For the thrill.

Dude you're masturbating in the same room of your sister.


Also this dog meme has scarred me, whenever I hear brother and sister in any situation remotely erotic my mind goes to this.

I'm here to pass on my nightmares.

"Ed...ward..."

 

[Niraj]

Ok so I'm just going to let this run it's course. I wish I could say thanks, but you guys only mad the situation worse

Probably gonna cool it with the porn watching.

Don't worry, we trust you. We know you're not a chronic porn watcher.

 

[Darkmakaimura]

Ok so I'm just going to let this run it's course. I wish I could say thanks, but you guys only mad the situation worse

Probably gonna cool it with the porn watching.

 

[cardinalmind]

You catch her looking at your browser history

Fking LOL. 10/10

 

[Metalmarc]

Found you a new disguise for tonight OP

No one will ever suspect a thing

 

[GentlemanCrow]

This is all fucking glorious. My throat is raw.

 

[BurnOutBrighter]

And yes, she's of age thank god.

I don't know if this makes it better or worse.

 

[Portugeezer]

She knows, that means you can now bang her.

 

[GoodlifeX]

Never has an avatar been more appropriate.

 

[daveo42]

You catch her looking at your browser history

Holy shit! I'm dying here!

 

[BurnOutBrighter]

this is the grandad of all masturbation fuck-ups.

Jesus Christ, your granddad too?

 

[foxuzamaki]

Fucking brilliant
this thread is a national treasure.

 

[GentlemanCrow]

Oh my god. I can't believe he left a note. Absolutely glorious.

 

[-Deimos]

"Ed...ward..."

LOL holy shit. I laughed way harder than I should have.

 

[javac]

.

 

[FUME5]

Holy shit, this thread don't stop.

So many S rank gifs in here.

 

[Lazyslob]

You catch her looking at your browser history

Hahahaha. This thread has been amazing.

 

[gribbles]

Why is he holding a portrait of a rooster?

 

[Herne]

Jesus, talk about a thread that delivers... wth, op.

 

[Zeyphersan]

Why is he holding a portrait of a rooster?

"Cock".

 

[JBourne]

Why is he holding a portrait of a rooster?

Someone's about to get that whole cock.

 

[Kettch]

"Ed...ward..."

Now you made me feel bad.

 

[Melchiah]

You seem pretty tense. You need to do something to take the load off. Blow off some steam.

 

[SoilBreak]

"Ed...ward..."

 

[Darknight]

Im pretty sure your sis was wide awake and fears you were wanking it in her room. Damn you are sick bro.