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The Black Culture Thread |OT7| Luigi took our stare

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DY_nasty

NeoGAF's official "was this shooting justified" consultant
Its weird watching guys debate simple shit. Like in that US Military assisting Ukraine National Guard in training - that happens all the time between neutral/friendly/allied nations.

But somehow, that thread has turned into USA = USSR

and I'm just like... wow

you motherfuckers get to vote
 

Slayven

Member
Its weird watching guys debate simple shit. Like in that US Military assisting Ukraine National Guard in training - that happens all the time between neutral/friendly/allied nations.

But somehow, that thread has turned into USA = USSR

and I'm just like... wow

you motherfuckers get to vote

I think a good amount of them are not old enough.
 

DY_nasty

NeoGAF's official "was this shooting justified" consultant
I think a good amount of them are not old enough.

I'm not gonna lie. When I got bored at work last year, I loved baiting some of the JV poligaf wannabes into circular arguments just to pass the time.

Now I'd much rather go to a Texas Land & Cattle in uniform and let some old racist cowboy/cop give me daps for being one of the good ones.
 

strobogo

Banned
The Superman/Smallville thread made me want to quote that guy talking about how more white people have been slaves longer than black people or any other race, but I couldn't find it. You see, it makes sense that this alien looks like a white guy because *see above*. But I'm afraid. And lazy.
 

Slayven

Member
I'm not gonna lie. When I got bored at work last year, I loved baiting some of the JV poligaf wannabes into circular arguments just to pass the time.

Now I'd much rather go to a Texas Land & Cattle in uniform and let some old racist cowboy/cop give me daps for being one of the good ones.

You should always choose steak over Political talk, especially internet political talk.
 

andthebeatgoeson

Junior Member
Like, we talk about this shit all the fuckin time. I should expect it. Maybe it was too sunny outside today. You can't be defending this shit. There's a WCT where they are just plotting ways to troll us. Somebody find the link.
 
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Retro_

Unconfirmed Member
I don't get that thread

Did all these people just take a Spanish 101 course or something?
 
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Retro_

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What's funny is that the word can also be used as an ethnic slur for black people in Spanish as well
 
I don't get that thread

Did all these people just take a Spanish 101 course or something?


They think they're really breaking down a situation with their intellect when actually they're just lacking context, history and nuance.

They think it's some next level shit when it's just elementary nonsense.
 

Slayven

Member
On the Black Guy who tips, they talked about the new standard for racism. You have to be in a klan hood shouting nigger while lynching a black person for someone to consider it racism.
 

DY_nasty

NeoGAF's official "was this shooting justified" consultant
roommates dog just hopped on the counter and got into my pizza

i almost flipped the fuck out

2.5 more weeks and i'm done with these chumps
 

DY_nasty

NeoGAF's official "was this shooting justified" consultant
i went through it in my head too. i wanted to yolk the dog up but then i realized that the roommates are at fault for never training him properly to begin with. it isn't his fault that he grew up retarded

yes. retarded as in this guy puts his dog on a 3ft leash inside the house and ties the dog to his computer desk/stairs/backdoor and either ignores or is somehow oblivious to the sound of an animal losing its fucking mind while given the veal treatment
 
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Deleted member 47027

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i went through it in my head too. i wanted to yolk the dog up but then i realized that the roommates are at fault for never training him properly to begin with. it isn't his fault that he grew up retarded

yes. retarded as in this guy puts his dog on a 3ft leash inside the house and ties the dog to his computer desk/stairs/backdoor and either ignores or is somehow oblivious to the sound of an animal losing its fucking mind while given the veal treatment

...ties him up inside? Goddammit...people....poor fucking dog. :/
 
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Retro_

Unconfirmed Member
You should play Mark of the Ninja

I had waaaaaaaaaaay too much fun flying karate chopping dogs in the game after a roomates pet pissed me off.

It just knocks them out too so there's no guilt.
 

DY_nasty

NeoGAF's official "was this shooting justified" consultant
...ties him up inside? Goddammit...people....poor fucking dog. :/

Its one of the reasons I just can't fuck with the guy anymore. That's animal abuse in my eyes. I'm not really in a position to do much about it though because I'm not jeopardizing my 3 months of paid vacation for 6 month old lab that'll probably be sent to a no*-kill shelter when they're forced after I stop overpaying for rent like I am now. I leave in 2.5 weeks. The guy is one of those (and our entire group found out late) that just can't handle real shit in any capacity. I only know how to be blunt with people that I want to give a fuck about. Last time I did.... man, I almost slapped him like my last name was Richards.

I can't stand watching this shit.
 
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I'm having a rough day. I had an altercation with this young lass who was hellbent on giving me consensual intimate physical contact while I did the Mutumbo finger wave saying "I rebuke your improper sexual advances". She caught me at a really vulnerable time in my life and I was too tired to keep resisting her JedI Mind Tricks. I asked her if this technically counts as sex and she said no....

WHY THIS WOMAN BITE MY COCKMEAT?
The shit should be illegal.
I want to call 9/11, FEMA, basically all that shit.

I was so mad I lost my cool, smanged, while putting her in the camel clutch. My great, great, great, great ancestors would be proud of the payback I got because her parents are somewhere pissed off. How dare I defile their pure white angel unadulterated but, but, but, SHE BIT MY COCKMEAT. What was I supposed to do? She got that work because I had to ease my horrific pain by taking it out on her vagina. I ate pineapple and drank a gallon of water so I paid her back in more ways than one.... I told her to watch a dick sucking starter kit or some shit before she looks at my meat again.

what
 

Kraftwerk

Member
Wait so when I saw men in black in Mexico it was called (hombres de negro) I was supporting racists?

No, you were supporting racists because you are a racist shitlord.

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Parallax

best seen in the classic "Shadow of the Beast"
dude got pulled. but thats what happens when you play the game

Its one of the reasons I just can't fuck with the guy anymore. That's animal abuse in my eyes. I'm not really in a position to do much about it though because I'm not jeopardizing my 3 months of paid vacation for 6 month old lab that'll probably be sent to a no*-kill shelter when they're forced after I stop overpaying for rent like I am now. I leave in 2.5 weeks. The guy is one of those (and our entire group found out late) that just can't handle real shit in any capacity. I only know how to be blunt with people that I want to give a fuck about. Last time I did.... man, I almost slapped him like my last name was Richards.

I can't stand watching this shit.

good shit man.
 
Couple things.

-Fuck Roomates.
-Rogue Legacy is the fuckin jam.
-Iggy Azalea. The force of a thousand black planets. All day no quarter given.
-3 hours of sleep in a couple days is starting to cause delirium.
-fuck my motherfuckin ex. Just fuck her. I mean fuck. Fuck her.
 

Imm0rt4l

Member
Any of you guys ever go out with some friends and you're the only black guy. And someone is like "fuck yeah, we got a black guy!". Even my best friend who's Mexican is like, "I'm sticking with you tonight". had a funny exchange in which a friend was trying to pair me and some guys with a group of girls, and this guy's like "There are four of them, One of them is going to love black guys". Makes me feel like I'm a fucking unicorn or something, like apparently they notice some innate ability to get girls if you're a black guy. I feel like I've been oblivious to this, but I noticed something like this when I was chatting this Becky up by the pool last week, she was trying to appeal to my blackness (though not overtly). Who knows this feel.
 

besada

Banned
On the Black Guy who tips, they talked about the new standard for racism. You have to be in a klan hood shouting nigger while lynching a black person for someone to consider it racism.
Tsk. The Klan hood is just a historical costume supporting southern heritage and he clearly said nigger and lynched a guy because he was mad, not racist. Don't we all shout nigger while lynching people sometimes? When you're angry, you reach for a rope and the most hurtful word you can think of, but that doesn't make you racist, does it? Why, my parents call people moon cricket and porch monkey daily, but they're not racist.
 
Tsk. The Klan hood is just a historical costume supporting southern heritage and he clearly said nigger and lynched a guy because he was mad, not racist. Don't we all shout nigger while lynching people sometimes? When you're angry, you reach for a rope and the most hurtful word you can think of, but that doesn't make you racist, does it? Why, my parents call people moon cricket and porch monkey daily, but they're not racist.

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Deleted member 47027

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why are people talking about rogue legacy all of a sudden? was there a sale?

opposite, it's more expensive on ps3/vita. but it's out, and people are finally playing it. It was an alright game. Really addictive for the first 5 hours then I put it down forever.
 

DY_nasty

NeoGAF's official "was this shooting justified" consultant
Couple things.

-Fuck Roomates.
-Rogue Legacy is the fuckin jam.
-Iggy Azalea. The force of a thousand black planets. All day no quarter given.
-3 hours of sleep in a couple days is starting to cause delirium.
-fuck my motherfuckin ex. Just fuck her. I mean fuck. Fuck her.
I feel you man. :/

And I'd take the hill AND hold the line for Iggy breh

Alpha Protocol is fucking amazing still. I went straight to Rome first and I'm seeing a bunch of shit open up that I didn't catch my first time through. Game has aged SO well. I can't believe I got it for 5 bucks. Mass Effect should feel dirty for being inferior to this half-done game in the one thing that it prided itself on. Deus Ex 2 too.
Any of you guys ever go out with some friends and you're the only black guy. And someone is like "fuck yeah, we got a black guy!". Even my best friend who's Mexican is like, "I'm sticking with you tonight". had a funny exchange in which a friend was trying to pair me and some guys with a group of girls, and this guy's like "There are four of them, One of them is going to love black guys". Makes me feel like I'm a fucking unicorn or something, like apparently they notice some innate ability to get girls if you're a black guy. I feel like I've been oblivious to this, but I noticed something like this when I was chatting this becky up by the pool last week, and I did notice she was trying to appeal to my blackness (though not overtly). Who knows this feel.

I know that feel. lol

You're the security blanket, pussy whisperer, and party starter/DJ on demand whenever you're around that kind of crowd.
 

Slayven

Member
Tsk. The Klan hood is just a historical costume supporting southern heritage and he clearly said nigger and lynched a guy because he was mad, not racist. Don't we all shout nigger while lynching people sometimes? When you're angry, you reach for a rope and the most hurtful word you can think of, but that doesn't make you racist, does it? Why, my parents call people moon cricket and porch monkey daily, but they're not racist.

You or angleus are going to go into the abyss one day and not come back.
 
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