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There's a guy and a girl fucking outside my business right now

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tkscz

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That poor baby. It's even crying what the fuck.
 
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Crossing Eden

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Fiction said:
It's one thing to have sex while a baby is in the crib in the same room.

It's quite another to take a baby to a dirty back alley, hold it while you are fucking, and possibly lay it on the dirty ground.
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Beat me to it.
 
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akira28

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Crossing Eden said:
You should not be holding a baby while having sex, let alone in public in front of someone's business.
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It looked like to me that the baby was safely placed in a stroller. Though that might be a glass coffee table.

Bottom line is, the endangerment to the child isn't greater than say, going on a jog holding a baby. Beyond dropping, what dangers are there to the child?
 
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bananafactory said:
To be honest as weird and fucked up as this is I don't know why people are talking about child services and shit

Some people screw in the same room as newborns, it happens. The only reason this is even being discussed is because they did it in public. The baby does not appear to be in danger, or at least in any more danger than any number of activities parents perform while holding their kid

Perhaps they were just out somewhere with child and stopped for a quickie.

I don't know what the cops could do aside from a ticket for lewd conduct or something

It's unbelievably strange but I don't see a heinous crime committed
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Yeah, I'm completely with you on this.

Or you know guys, call CPS and ruin what could otherwise be a perfectly normal family over something fairly insignificant.
 
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shaki123

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bananafactory said:
To be honest as weird and fucked up as this is I don't know why people are talking about child services and shit

Some people screw in the same room as newborns, it happens. The only reason this is even being discussed is because they did it in public. The baby does not appear to be in danger, or at least in any more danger than any number of activities parents perform while holding their kid

Perhaps they were just out somewhere with child and stopped for a quickie.

I don't know what the cops could do aside from a ticket for lewd conduct or something

It's unbelievably strange but I don't see a heinous crime committed
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I am so happy I am not your child. Praise the lord.
 
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bananafactory said:
To be honest as weird and fucked up as this is I don't know why people are talking about child services and shit

Some people screw in the same room as newborns, it happens. The only reason this is even being discussed is because they did it in public. The baby does not appear to be in danger, or at least in any more danger than any number of activities parents perform while holding their kid

Perhaps they were just out somewhere with child and stopped for a quickie.

I don't know what the cops could do aside from a ticket for lewd conduct or something

It's unbelievably strange but I don't see a heinous crime committed
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Exactly. I wouldn't call them parents of the fucking year or anything, but come on. From the pics, it looks like they had a stroller with them. When they're going doggy, she obviously doesn't have the kid in her arms. It was in the stroller. I question whether or not she even held the kid at all during the banging. I doubt it.

If they were smoking crack, or shooting up, or if the kid was older like 2+, I'd say call the cops or CPS. but maybe they never get any alone time at home, and got horny on their walk. Big fucking deal.
 
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213372bu

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Pankratous said:
Yeah, I'm completely with you on this.

Or you know guys, call CPS and ruin what could otherwise be a perfectly normal family over something fairly insignificant.
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If we're being real, them fucking while holding their newborn and/or just leaving it out on the ground is an indicator of a bad living habitat. The child would be much better off being in a warm, insulated, loving environment, rather than in the hands of the people who decide it is chill to let their newborn be all about while they decide to fuck in a semi-secluded section of a private business.
 
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Syphon Filter

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The Beard said:
Exactly. I wouldn't call them parents of the fucking year or anything, but come on. From the pics, it looks like they had a stroller with them. When they're going doggy, she obviously doesn't have the kid in her arms. It was in the stroller. I question whether or not she even held the kid at all during the banging. I doubt it.

If they were smoking crack, or shooting up, or if the kid was older like 2+, I'd say call the cops or CPS. but maybe they never get any alone time at home, and got horny on their walk. Big fucking deal.
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op clearly said they were holding the baby.
 
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bananafactory

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shaki123 said:
I am so happy I am not your child. Praise the lord.
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Where exactly did I mention I would ever consider doing something like that?

I'm just saying I don't think there's enough information to make an definitive call on the situation. We don't know the circumstances that led to this, the relationship between the man and woman, the safety of the baby, or if this is a regular activity of theirs.

It's at the very least, completely disgusting and an incredibly poor judgement call.

I guess that's all I'm going to say because no, I do not have children, so I feel my opinion is indeed both less informed and perhaps less valid than those here that do.
 
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akira28

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I think there might be a 'basic human rights' argument to be made here.

I mean, we automatically assume these people are criminals, that's kind of classist don't you think?
 
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danm999

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akira28 said:
I think there might be a 'basic human rights' argument to be made here.

I mean, we automatically assume these people are criminals, that's kind of classist don't you think?
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Depending where OP is this is probably in violation of an indecent exposure law, no?
 
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Dad

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is there really a banging in a dark dirty alley while holding your infant child defense force on gaf
 
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Crossing Eden

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Pankratous said:
Yeah, I'm completely with you on this.

Or you know guys, call CPS and ruin what could otherwise be a perfectly normal family over something fairly insignificant.
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What the fuck, when in the world is it normal to fuck in alleyways while holding a child? How is that in anyway shape or form normal or insignificant.
 
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shaki123

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Dad said:
is there really a banging in a dark dirty alley while holding your infant child defense force on gaf
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Which side are you on brother? Because I am on the "I am against banging in a dark dirty alley while holding a fucking baby"- GAF Defence Force.
 
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Amir0x

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oh man there is no fucking WAY I thought there would actually be pics

no goddamned way. Life is stranger than fiction.
 
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Exploratory

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GAF.

Imagine if all those years ago...Thomas and Martha Wayne were walking with their son down crime alley and instead of being brutally murdered they happened upon this scene. Two people fucking while one of them was holding a baby. Would we still have Batman? Would he be a very different Batman?

And is that baby Harley Quinn or even a young Joker?
 
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213372bu

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Pankratous said:
Where did I say this is normal? I said "otherwise".

This isn't normal. It's just not significant enough to call CPS and ruin their lives.
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Yeah, it's kinda like when you know that awkward guy in school and he just does some really quirky things from time to time.

Except this couple's quirk is fucking on the side of a private establishment while bringing the newborn in for kicks.

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Oh god this thread is bound to bring more lols.
 
Daffy Duck

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Well that's certainly something else......OP has the full video.....lol just remember that if you ever see it pop up on your favourite site.

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