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[Sou Da]

That ain't Moon over June

 

[LyleLanley]

Wrong again Lyle, the worst Comic ever is Moon Over June NSFW Warning

Spoiler

if you look this webcomic up now it contains really really awful nudity

I have never nor will I ever be wrong.

 

[Souldriver]

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Alpha Fux, Beta Bux
Trying to buy a woman’s love
Social Justice Warriors
White Knights
Female infidelity
Careerism and YouGoGrrl-ism
Harems
The Anglo-American Matrix
Racial Bolshevism of White Males
The Global Warming Religion
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[SalvaPot]

That was certainly something. I mean, wow, I don't know who to blame, so I'll just blame OP. Damn you OP!

 

[Alexlf]

(COMIC)

This may be one of the most confused anti(?) climate change comics ever.

OK, it MUST be satire at this point.

 

[Littlefang]

Indeed, the similarities between the Global Warming Religion and Christianity are striking.

Okay this can't be serious.

 

[LyleLanley]

That was certainly something. I mean, wow, I don't know who to blame, so I'll just blame OP. Damn you OP!

Blame Dirk.

 

[Boem]

OK, it MUST be satire at this point.

I'm afraid it isn't. Look at the rest of that website, especially the articles.

It's a very sad, very disturbed individual.

 

[Numb]

 

[Corpekata]

Waiting for someone to say this isn't that bad.


Will the Defense Force for Anything logic hold true?

 

[Fine Ham Abounds]

This is just like standard emerging MRA fantasy piffle. Call me when someone creates a Loss Edit out of this.

 

[leakey]

Looks like the fever dream of a bigoted five year old. I'm sorry to myself that I wasted my own time reading this garbage.

 

[moltonasty]

i thought this webcomic was pretty bad

holy shit the cringe is strong with this one

 

[Ban Puncher]

B^U

 

[Copenap]

Op sure delivered.

 

[Mammoth Jones]

Looks like the fever dream of a bigoted five year old. I'm sorry to myself that I wasted my own time reading this garbage.

LMAO. It's pretty cringe inducing. The bitterness is really there. It's really sad.

 

[ZombiePlatypus]

Funny you should mention that...

Must be nice to throw tantrums about "big government" when you've never lived in a country with an oppressive regime.

 

[God Dayumm]

In same spirit as the OP comic, I present this one:

 

[Mupod]

That's not Shredded Moose. Still mad that someone went out and dredged that abomination out of whatever internet sinkhole it had fallen into for a few years.

 

[WedgeX]

Please please please show me these.

Here you go. Its bad in a sad paranoid way, not an irredeemable way like RF.

 

[Guess Who]

Must be nice to throw tantrums about "big government" when you've never lived in a country with an oppressive regime.

his idea of cambodia is a place with beautiful cities and submissive women who will cook for you

 

[Disxo]

That is a comic made by a program I used before, forgot the name

 

[cirrhosis]

Not sure if this comic out-awfuls Tails Gets Trolled, but by golly if it doesnt give it a good try.

Shut yo mouth. Tails Gets Trolled is one of the GOAT internet comic sagas.

 

[Fine Ham Abounds]

i thought this webcomic was pretty bad

I mean, it's certainly not funny or charming, but it is fairly accurate.

 

[DodgyGeezerFella]

Thanks.

Wait that's his left hand giving a thumbs up. Fucking Dirk.

 

[petran79]

https://relampagofurioso.com/spenglers-civilization-model/

We're doomed

 

[brinstar]

In same spirit as the OP comic, I present this one:

What's wrong with this? There have been plenty of discussion of why using 'neckbeard' and 'basement-dweller' has unfortunate implications.

 

[Rockin' Ranger]

Is Dirk winking at us, the reader? Damn, it's almost like he's aware of our presence. Pretty great stuff.

Did you see how Dirk got the one girl to take a shower with him while they were both still in their underwear? How does he get them to do things like that?!?

 

[Skux]

The transitions from scene to scene make no sense. It's very hard to read.

 

[Electric Eye]

Well at least it's not anime.

 

[besada]

As a manager you shouldn't be asking out the people you manage since it is 100% a bad idea that will lead to sexual harassment lawsuits.

Easily the weirdest response to this comic so far.

 

[bobito]

When does the comic book movie come out?

 

[LyleLanley]

This is the art of someone who has interacted with a lot of women before.

 

[vulva]

The transitions from scene to scene make no sense. It's very hard to read.

Of all the things clearly wrong, I can't imagine how it's even mildly hard to read. Let alone very hard.

 

[Vampirolol]

This actually made me a feminist, and I wasn't before.

 

[God Dayumm]

What's wrong with this? There have been plenty of discussion of why using 'neckbeard' and 'basement-dweller' has unfortunate implications.

Seems pretty much written by a Nice Guy just like the one in the OP :shrug

 

[War Peaceman]

Funny you should mention that...

so wait he raped a stripper????

 

[Ekai]

"My goal is to bench 200lbs and get a man fired!"

Fucking lol.

An aspiration of women everywhere, obvi.

 

[Randam]

Need a 3 panel version!!

 

[ExVicis]

I have never nor will I ever be wrong.

hmmm... no you're wrong a decent amount of the time.

 

[Abstrusity]

Good ol' Poe's Law.

Sadly, this is just up its own ass enough to appear real.

Now, how do you fix people like this?

I'm hoping we get VR stuff sooner rather than later so we can let them live out their fantastical realities where they can't hurt anyone, because that's really the easiest way to fix the problem. >_>

 

[LyleLanley]

so wait he raped a stripper????

Yes, that why she's in a jail cell with him.

Spoiler

Prostitution is illegal in most parts of America.

 

[Modest Mauser]

Call me when someone creates a Loss Edit out of this.

For you, anything

 

[PillarEN]

In same spirit as the OP comic, I present this one:

You know, while the OP one is so strong with pure hate I can appreciate the absurdity of it all. It's a pure train wreck that's easy to laugh at. This neckbeard comic makes me want to call the creator a neckbeard nice guy doormat and I hope he slips on a sheet of ice.

 

[Dizzy]

Feel good story of the year I reckon.

I think it's trying to teach us that 'every cloud has a silver lining'

 

[EdibleExplosives]

My goal is also to bench press 200 pounds and get a man fired

This is incredible.

 

[Fine Ham Abounds]

For you, anything

You are a hero and a scholar

 

[GeeTeeCee]

i thought this webcomic was pretty bad

That's not so bad, everyone was making Portal references for a few weeks after it launched, so there's no reason to - wait, 2010?

Three years later! Why? How?

 

[A Link to the Past]

Let's see

1. It's INCREDIBLY long
2. It supposes workplace discrimination against men
3. It supposes that women actively try to get men fired
4. It depicts women who don't want to sleep with the protagonist as butch
5. It fetishizes Asian women
6. Magic sperm(?)
7. Terrible art
8. It depicts the protagonist as "the nice guy" and the other guy as "the asshole"
9. In general it's like the writer tried to roll every negative stereotype about women into one

Hmmm

Worst webcomic, sure

 

[robotrock]

In same spirit as the OP comic, I present this one:

God just shave the hairs man