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Okay, TeamCG. Come own up to your foolishness. #trolljima

Is Joakim Mogren CG?


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Yea there are some seriously cruel heartless shits in this thread. Poor guy is probably setting up a closet noose as we speak.

i'm firmly in #teamcg..

but if he is a real guy i must compliment him on his flawless skin. he must really take care of himself or the lighting is doing wonders.
 

Ether_Snake

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That would be the most realistic scenario. But advancement in animated normal maps, moving wrinkles around lips and eyes are a reality now. There's also the fact that the bandages covers the hardest muscles to convey in CG.

I think that was probably the point of the bandages choice to begin with. It allows them to focus on the eyes and mouth movements exclusively. No hair to make or anything else than those two dynamic parts which are difficult to make in CG realistically.

I'm sure this is pretty fucking LTTP, but has #TeamCG explained Geoff's phone camera picture of Joakim?

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That was just for the "real" interview. They probably showed him more, and he probably met other journalists too, not just Gametrailers.
 

Dr Dogg

Member
the real guy that kojima paid to do this is probably staring in a mirror at his lips and wondering if they really look weird

I'm going to keep an eye on some Swedish Obituaries to see if the name Ludvig Forssell crops up. He might end up is some truly messed up Tyler Durden place.
 
Guy is real, only his face is CG and probably not for the whole interview. Like in the same case with the different set images in the room, the theory of most TeamCG is that CG and real footage is mixed there.
 

jaypah

Member
dude im not even gonna bother arguing with people anymore, ive been here since page 1 and there's no use in the discussion. People will go through any length to believe what they want to believe. I'll sit and wait till the 25th.

this is a good example of what I mean though, "please tell me you're not that simple!". Everyone's getting personal and weirdly fucking angry or offended by the stuff happening here, it's hilarious.

yeah, the whole point of me using #teamfun is because #teamreal was starting to get name-cally and it was bumming me out. But if this stuff is going to get serious and all of the fun is sapped out of it I'm bailing.

#teamcg #teamfun
 

Toma

Let me show you through these halls, my friend, where treasures of indie gaming await...
How is that poll going?

Edit: Sense is losing apparently.
 

StuBurns

Banned
Does he do many interviews with fake ceos working for fake companies on a fake game? Not really surprising he'd take a pic.
Exactly, the people who're sighting the photograph, or some Tweet saying he's a nice guy, etc, are missing the greater point, that this was a fake CEO, of a fake company, making a fake game. The interview itself, if the guy is CG or real, is all the evidence anyone needs to know that everything surrounding the interview is also completely questionable. The interview itself is inherently a lie, if it wasn't completely staged.
 

efyu_lemonardo

May I have a cookie?
This thread is worthy of its own anthropological doctoral dissertation.

We've got skeptics blaming believers for perpetuating nonsense, believers blaming skeptics for closed mindedness and cruelty, only to have the skeptics turn the cruelty argument around on the believers, and meanwhile the believers camp is being fragmented into several schools of thought that are basically all the same but somehow crucially different in their interpretation of what to believe!

Ladies and gentleman, I give you The Birth of Religion: A NeoGaf Reenactment.
 

Sorian

Banned
Alright, its been 62 pages of back and forth. I think we need Geoff or another insider to get in here and make a cryptic statement. I'd appreciate the spicing up of things.
 

Snake

Member
#teamfun is lame though. If you're gonna be #teamcg commit for real reasons, like #teamneck or #teameyelid. Whether it be #teamrealtime or #teamprerendered...

In this spring...this is very tough...in this spring I'm going to take my talents to GDC and join #teamcg.

You have made the right choice, and guaranteed a place for your name within the Book of Life. You have joined the side of universal brotherhood, and together we shall chart a new way forward for society, for this forum, and for gaming in its entirety. Along with our #TeamHybrid brothers and sisters, victory is assured.

Meanwhile, #TeamReal rots in its crib and begins to be subsumed into its counter-revolutionary tendencies. As this develops, it shall split into two distinct entities: #TeamNoFunAllowed and #TeamDoesn'tGetTheInternet. The former can be saved, and indeed it is our responsibility as their social betters to bring them around to the truth of our existence. But the latter is beyond redemption. They lack a fundamental understanding of our culture and of our Holy Word, and reject the basic precepts of our social contract in order to achieve self-aggrandizement. But they will fail. That much has already been written.
 
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Dr.Acula

Banned
So it's either a blurry CG pic (?) or a blurry capture/picture of the CG video?

You guys can't be serious.

No, it's either a pic of the actor in real-life (then Kojima rotoscoped back in Joakim's portion of the interview and sent the doctored tape to Geoff), or Geoff knew about the CG beforehand and was complicit and this is again a pic of the actor in real-life.
 
This thread is worthy of its own anthropological doctoral dissertation.

We've got skeptics blaming believers for perpetuating nonsense, believers blaming skeptics for closed mindedness and cruelty, only to have the skeptics turn the cruelty argument around on the believers, and meanwhile the believers camp is being fragmented into several schools of thought that are basically all the same but somehow crucially different in their interpretation of what to believe!

Ladies and gentleman, I give you The Birth of Religion: A NeoGaf Reenactment.

It's either religion or GAF's own allegory for the Twilight Saga.

(#TeamHalfandHalf? Did I do that right?)

Kojima has been making the same game since 1998, with incremental gameplay tweaks and more stupid fanservice. He is not creative and is very much submissive to his fanbase/market research. He can save his soul but only by saying 'fuck you' to the industry, abandoning his franchises altogether and make something new.

MGS2 is as far from "Fan Service" as you can get -- you don't troll your entire fanbase into thinking fan-favorite character is the main star, then only let them play as him for 1/5th of the game. (If you were speaking strictly about PW/MGS4...you'd be right.)
 
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