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Strip clubs are insane in other countries

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eot

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Bluemongoose said:
Always err on the side of caution. She WASN'T into you. Even if you really think she was. She WASN'T. But hey, your self-esteem is nigh unshakable so kudos to you.
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Deluding yourself into believing a stripper is into you isn't a sign of high self esteem.
 
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mcrommert

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Widdle Puppy said:
I wouldn't really say they did. But I cozy'd up to one girl and we talked quite a bit. She was Russian so her English was kinda hard to understand but she was very helpful. She told me stories of what girls have done against the rules and what clients have done to get themselves banned. She also put a buffer between myself and her after the second dance because I think it would not look good with her staying with one client. Gives off that impression that she may give favors. Either way I absolutely respected the establishment and was called a gentleman by my last dancer. She was an absolute sweetheart and the one I know gave me extra favors. Like legit naked dry humping (her) with you know what on my you know what. I'll be back next week for another $300-$500. I'm totally down for this and any other forms of legal sex work.
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Uh
 
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chrisPjelly

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Widdle Puppy said:
I wouldn't really say they did. But I cozy'd up to one girl and we talked quite a bit. She was Russian so her English was kinda hard to understand but she was very helpful. She told me stories of what girls have done against the rules and what clients have done to get themselves banned. She also put a buffer between myself and her after the second dance because I think it would not look good with her staying with one client. Gives off that impression that she may give favors. Either way I absolutely respected the establishment and was called a gentleman by my last dancer. She was an absolute sweetheart and the one I know gave me extra favors. Like legit naked dry humping (her) with you know what on my you know what. I'll be back next week for another $300-$500. I'm totally down for this and any other forms of legal sex work.
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Congrats on the... um...
 
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Biske

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Widdle Puppy said:
I wouldn't really say they did. But I cozy'd up to one girl and we talked quite a bit. She was Russian so her English was kinda hard to understand but she was very helpful. She told me stories of what girls have done against the rules and what clients have done to get themselves banned. She also put a buffer between myself and her after the second dance because I think it would not look good with her staying with one client. Gives off that impression that she may give favors. Either way I absolutely respected the establishment and was called a gentleman by my last dancer. She was an absolute sweetheart and the one I know gave me extra favors. Like legit naked dry humping (her) with you know what on my you know what. I'll be back next week for another $300-$500. I'm totally down for this and any other forms of legal sex work.
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Oh yeah this will end well.
 
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brawly

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Widdle Puppy said:
I wouldn't really say they did. But I cozy'd up to one girl and we talked quite a bit. She was Russian so her English was kinda hard to understand but she was very helpful. She told me stories of what girls have done against the rules and what clients have done to get themselves banned. She also put a buffer between myself and her after the second dance because I think it would not look good with her staying with one client. Gives off that impression that she may give favors. Either way I absolutely respected the establishment and was called a gentleman by my last dancer. She was an absolute sweetheart and the one I know gave me extra favors. Like legit naked dry humping (her) with you know what on my you know what. I'll be back next week for another $300-$500. I'm totally down for this and any other forms of legal sex work.
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Just get yourself a normal girlfriend, jesus. You're about 5 posts from falling in love with a stripper.
 
chaos789

chaos789

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Ummm she is using you for money. Its part of the job to get the most tips, you have to make the customers feel wanted and valued. Its sales but instead of selling a product her body is the product.

You might want to consider meeting a girl who isn't a stripper and isn't soley interested in you for money.
 
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KahooTs

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Widdle Puppy said:
I still think one of them was into me but whatever. You can be a stripper and enjoy dancing on a hot client with a lot of money. I'm not saying that she was down just that she liked me and thought I was cute. I'll go back and see her next weekend. She was fun to talk to but I'm not going to be some chump that tries to win her over. I realize it's entertainment and I respect those boundaries but I'm telling y'all she was into me.
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I believe in you. I spent some time with a Ukrainian stripper in Phuket, it happens, they're just normal women.
 
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CHC

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Markoman said:
In all honesty, this guy isn't 100% wrong. Why isn't there a third hole exclusively reserved for the D? (Mouth does not count)

Alternatively urine and poo should come out of one hole with the vagina being a one-way-street.

God is a troll.

Back on topic: what did you expect from strip clubs in Russia? I've visited a strip club in Ibiza 10 yeas ago...fantastic.
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You know that..... is actually how it works right? You don't put your penis in the same hole that the urine comes out of.... Do you know that?
 
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bionic77

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Is if possible for someone to write a story about how awesome it was going to a strip club without sounding like a dope (ie I think its love) or a skeevy ass dirty old man perv?
 
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double jump

you haven't lived until a random little kid ask you "how do you make love".
bionic77 said:
Is if possible for someone to write a story about how awesome it was going to a strip club without sounding like a dope (ie I think its love) or a skeevy ass dirty old man perv?
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rappers do it all the time
 
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Renegade Frost

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Earthbound64 said:
Finally!
A group to play Final Fantasy: Crystal Chronicles with!




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Lol this is gold, I know what I'm doing the next time I hire somebody to be my playdate lmfao
 
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chrisPjelly

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Since we're on this stupid fucking topic, I wonder if women feel grossed out about semen coming out from the same place as urine and having to deal with that when doing the dirty.
 
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Renegade Frost

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Widdle Puppy said:
So I've been laying low in here because it occured to me after I woke up and my henessy had worn off that I was taking an L and okay I accept that. Ls are part of life.

The one thing that irks me in here are the people saying "hur dur you should of bought an escort" or just dragging sex work in general. You can go to a strip club and not want to hire a prostitute. It is an amazing atmosphere to have a bunch of crazy lights, loud music and butt naked ladies walking around. It was a great club and I don't want to break the law and pay for sex nor potentially have her lose her job. I hate this idea how indulging in legal adult entertainment is automatically trashy.

I still think one of them was into me but whatever. You can be a stripper and enjoy dancing on a hot client with a lot of money. I'm not saying that she was down just that she liked me and thought I was cute. I'll go back and see her next weekend. She was fun to talk to but I'm not going to be some chump that tries to win her over. I realize it's entertainment and I respect those boundaries but I'm telling y'all she was into me.
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A girl thinking you're cute and liking you doesnt mean what you think it means.

She';ll still go and get her rocks off on some other guy hahaha
 
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Crema

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Widdle Puppy said:
I still think one of them was into me but whatever. You can be a stripper and enjoy dancing on a hot client with a lot of money. I'm not saying that she was down just that she liked me and thought I was cute. I'll go back and see her next weekend. She was fun to talk to but I'm not going to be some chump that tries to win her over. I realize it's entertainment and I respect those boundaries but I'm telling y'all she was into me.
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I genuinely admire your confidence. I can't imagine having to pay someone to show interest in me, yet still believing that they really like me.
 
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Renegade Frost

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Agent_ShortBus said:
I've been to strip clubs in the U.S., Mexico and Japan. By far I've had the best time in Mexico.

U.S. strips clubs are ok but it gets expensive real quick. Had the normal experience watching dancers drinking and NO touching.

When I visited Japan I went to two different Strip clubs. It was more like a cabaret show. Girls danced and it was more of story telling performance than than shaking their ass on stripper poles and what not. They also let you take a picture afterwards and have them in whatever position you wanted for a price. Mostly older guys and they let you byob.

My favorite is a strip club in Tijuana, Mexico called Hong Kong. Girls all look like super models place is pretty much a strip club and brothe( they have a hotel next door)l. Beers are cheap girls are always dancing and instead of you wanting to touch they're all over you, grabbing your junk and making you touch them. I've seen they're shaving cream show a couple of times, saw some girls pull a random dude from the crowd on stage and fuck him. They have the whole naked girl with sushi on her body thing. I've had a friend get pulled up on stage and get his dick sucked.... definetly the craziest strip club I've ever been to.
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Must've been full of ladyboys huh
 
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PlayALLtheGames

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Platinum Room in St. Maarten is cool. Went with my gf at the time and my brother and his gf a few years ago and we had fun. Really good-looking girls.

Also been to Aquah and Prestige in Puerto Vallarta, Mexico.

All by far better experiences than my most recent U.S. strip club visit in Charlestown, WV. Had some older chick putting a beer bottle in her vag, lol.
 
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Earthbound64

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Renegade Frost said:
BTW Urethral Intercourse is a thing guys

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http://www.snopes.com/pregnant/fertility.asp

The latter point is well-represented in urban folklore, which abounds with tales of sexually naive adults who don’t understand what sex is, have sex the “wrong” way, or don’t grasp the rudiments of birth control. Thus we have tales of childless couples who discover their infertility is due to

either a complete lack of intercourse or to the husband’s mistakenly penetrating his wife’s urethra (because no one ever explained sex or proper sexual techniques to them), couples who use prophylactics by placing them on the ends of bananas or broomsticks (because that’s how condom use was demonstrated to them), and women aghast at finding themselves pregnant even though they’ve been consuming contraceptive jelly.

(In Joseph Heller’s novel Catch-22, Doc Daneeka reminisces to Yossarian about his days in private practice, and he talks about a couple who once came to him because they were unable to conceive a child. Despite the couple’s claims of regular sex, the doctor discovered upon examination that the wife was still a virgin. He used plastic models to demonstrate to the couple how to have sex the “correct” way, and a few days later the husband returned and punched him in the face.)
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kamineko

kamineko

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Stay tuned for the next thrilling episode, in which TC discovers the badger game
 
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Murkas

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Widdle Puppy said:
I wouldn't really say they did. But I cozy'd up to one girl and we talked quite a bit. She was Russian so her English was kinda hard to understand but she was very helpful. She told me stories of what girls have done against the rules and what clients have done to get themselves banned. She also put a buffer between myself and her after the second dance because I think it would not look good with her staying with one client. Gives off that impression that she may give favors. Either way I absolutely respected the establishment and was called a gentleman by my last dancer. She was an absolute sweetheart and the one I know gave me extra favors. Like legit naked dry humping (her) with you know what on my you know what. I'll be back next week for another $300-$500. I'm totally down for this and any other forms of legal sex work.
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Can anyone clarify this part for me please? I don't know what.

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RM8

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perfectchaos007 said:
I would have to get over my safety fears to go into Tijuana. It's not as dangerous as Juarez, but its still one of the more dangerous cities in Mexico
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Those could be easily the two most disproportionately dangerous cities in Mexico, lol.

That's all I can contribute to this thread :x
 
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Pikma

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I had always wondered how those guys who spent so much money just to talk with a girl sitting on his lap the whole night think

Thank you op
 
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Trunx28

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been to a lot of strip clubs during one of my past jobs .. my boss had a thing for them and drinks where all on the company. You should try the Banana Bar in Amsterdam, they do things there like writing postcards with their .. well, were the pipi comes out.

Oh and you ALWAYS get the feeling they are into you. Protip: In 99 of 100 times they aren't.
 
cromofo

cromofo

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I hope OP is trolling.

You're essentially paying $300-500 to get blue-balled. For that kind of money you can pay a top escort and fuck her brains out. Not to mention it's Russia, so she's probably quality.

Strip clubs are fine if you go with your mates, spend around $50 on drinks and tips and touch a few boobies. But this shit? This shit doesn't check out mate.

Get a grip.
 
Soapbox Killer

Soapbox Killer

Grand Nagus
Best club I've ever been to was a place called "Josephine's " in Panama City, Panama back in 2001 while on a 4-month cruise of South America. THAT SHIT WAS INSANE! Miami, Norfolk, Philly are the other places I've been and that place was the best.


Granted it was also the last club Ive been to so the game may have changed a lot in 15 years.
 
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