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TunaLover · Apr 21, 2015

Pokémon is the origin of many teens homosexuality according to Pastor Creflo Dollar

According to a study by the Pastor Creflo Dollar Ministy, many teenagers of 1985-1990’s homosexuality was encouraged by video games and cartoon Pokemon.

According to Pastor, many messages from the animated series are directly oriented to pervert adolescents.

Many clues are noticeable in the cartoon, starting with the relationship between Ash, the hero, and Brock, his companion whose platonic love relationship is clear.

Pokemons name, in all languages, aims to guide young people towards the choice of homosexuality.

This is the case of Bulbasaur, female breast representation attached to odd word to cast doubt on the natural attraction of man to the forms of the female body.

Many Pokemon have a phallic appearance to push teenagers to enjoy this type of shapes.

This Pokémon named Charmander, never stops to caress his tail in all his appearances.

The 151st Pokémon Mew, is the perfect representation of the alleged third sex.

In short, Pokémon makes you gay.
http://christnews.org/en/les-pokemon-a-lorigine-de-lhomosexualite-de-nombreux-deviants/

Vylash · Apr 21, 2015

Creflo Dollar is still around?

J@hranimo · Apr 21, 2015

Uhh, what?

Dylan Sexbang · Apr 21, 2015

If it weren't for all the ~~delicous~~ inappropriate pokegirl porn, he might just have a point.

The Last One · Apr 21, 2015

Yep, bulbasaurs make men stop loving women.

sixteen-bit · Apr 21, 2015

could u romance that hot professor in pkmn XY as a boy?

PhatSaqs · Apr 21, 2015

Someone should ask Crerflo where he the thinks the origin of crooked pastors that tie tithing to heaven began.

Psycho_Mantis · Apr 21, 2015

my head hurts

Eggbok · Apr 21, 2015

Well shit, all this time I thought I was gay because I liked peen. I had no idea it was all because of Pokemon.

Tye The Czar · Apr 21, 2015

TunaLover said:
Pokémon is the origin of many teens homosexuality according to Pastor Creflo Dollar

According to a study by the Pastor Creflo Dollar Ministy, many teenagers of 1985-1990s homosexuality was encouraged by video games and cartoon Pokemon.

According to Pastor, many messages from the animated series are directly oriented to pervert adolescents.

Many clues are noticeable in the cartoon, starting with the relationship between Ash, the hero, and Brock, his companion whose platonic love relationship is clear.

Pokemons name, in all languages, aims to guide young people towards the choice of homosexuality.

This is the case of Bulbasaur, female breast representation attached to odd word to cast doubt on the natural attraction of man to the forms of the female body.

Many Pokemon have a phallic appearance to push teenagers to enjoy this type of shapes.

This Pokémon named Charmander, never stops to caress his tail in all his appearances.

The 151st Pokémon Mew, is the perfect representation of the alleged third sex.

In short, Pokémon makes you gay.
http://christnews.org/en/les-pokemon-a-lorigine-de-lhomosexualite-de-nombreux-deviants/

There are still people who believe that homosexuality is a choice instead of something you're born with.

Zen_Arcade · Apr 21, 2015

These people must have the best drugs.

random25 · Apr 21, 2015

Slow news day, eh? lol

spindashing · Apr 21, 2015

Didn't Credo pull some sort of fundraiser to fund a private jet for himself? This guy... Lmao.

entremet · Apr 21, 2015

This guy is hilarious. His last name is actually Dollar and he's a Prosperity Gospel preacher on top of that.

Dimitri LH · Apr 21, 2015

What year is it!?.png

SalvaPot · Apr 21, 2015

Who else is confused by male Gardevoir and male Loppuny?

But really, this is silly, blaming Pokemon of homosexuality is like blaming Zelda for Drug Addiction.

TunaLover said:
Many clues are noticeable in the cartoon, starting with the relationship between Ash, the hero, and Brock, his companion whose platonic love relationship is clear.

Hahaha what the fuck.

Shmuppers · Apr 21, 2015

Yeah, no. This is bogus.

SliceSabre · Apr 21, 2015

People still listen to Creflo Dollar? My family is religious as they come but even they stopped listening to his noise long ago.

Also pokemon causing people to be gay? lol at that noise.

ASIS · Apr 21, 2015

I can't see the female breast with bulbasaur tho. what does that make me?

astroturfing · Apr 21, 2015

bucyou55 · Apr 21, 2015

this is the guy who asked his following to raise $65 million dollars for a private Gulfstream jet so he can do "God's work".

Yeah, I value anything this guy says.

ShockingAlberto · Apr 21, 2015

I imagine this study went like this:

"So what can we say makes people gay, since clearly it's not being born gay."

"I dunno, Pokemon?"

"Works for me."

Princess Viola · Apr 21, 2015

i have a teenage friend who plays pokémon and they're heterosexual still

your move pastor dollar

Letep · Apr 21, 2015

Creative.

Kinsei · Apr 21, 2015

SalvaPot said:
Who else is confused by male Gardevoir and male Loppuny?

But really, this is silly, blaming Pokemon of homosexuality is like blaming Zelda for Drug Addiction.

You uh, do know Lopunny doesn't have breasts, right? As for Gardevoir, their name is Sirknight in Japan.

Why do I know this off the top of my head?

Parakeetman · Apr 21, 2015

Seriously though what in the hell?

More importantly is who the hell is this guy and why are we even giving him attention for saying something so blatantly stupid?

entremet · Apr 21, 2015

SalvaPot said:
Who else is confused by male Gardevoir and male Loppuny?

But really, this is silly, blaming Pokemon of homosexuality is like blaming Zelda for Drug Addiction.

Male Gardevoir was just a Ralts/Kirlia that never found a Dawn Stone lol.

Poor Ralts. Those Dawn Stones are rare.

Tenebrous · Apr 21, 2015

Time to sue Game Freak for my inappropriate sexual feelings towards my brother...

Actually, never mind. I'm not mental. I love the pics in the OP, though!

Booker.DeWitt · Apr 21, 2015

I liked the dugtrio cartoon LOL

BIONIC-ARRRMMM!! · Apr 21, 2015

SoraanTribal · Apr 21, 2015

I never watched or played Pokemon and I'm gay, so what now?

Marcel · Apr 21, 2015

Unless he researches every Pokemon iteration, I can't take his study as a fully finished joke.

grandjedi6 · Apr 21, 2015

No one tell him about Birdo.

chicagocubsfan · Apr 21, 2015

The Last One said:
Yep, bulbasaurs make men stop loving women.

Well its evolution is Penisaur.

Solid Samus · Apr 21, 2015

Religious imbeciles getting flustered over Pokemon are always good for a laugh. These types of fucks would get bitchslapped by God himself at the gates for using his name to justify their ignorance and desire to twist reality around their understanding of it instead of vice versa. Always saddens me these people will never be cognizant of how they've wasted their lives and other peoples time with their retarded sanctimony and poorly reasoned bullshit,not even in death.

akidnamededdy · Apr 21, 2015

Shmuppers said:
Yeah, no. This is bogus.

Whew thanks I was worried there for a second.

tanooki27 · Apr 21, 2015

oh shit that dugtrio pic

I'll never look at that 'mon the same.

Not Spaceghost · Apr 21, 2015

I never did realize how many pokemon in gen 1 look like deformed penises.

Neospartan · Apr 21, 2015

Oh my god, this reached Gaf? :|

This dude reminds me of a certain someone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOy2xaqbNQc

Adaren · Apr 21, 2015

TunaLover said:
This is the case of Bulbasaur, female breast representation attached to odd word to cast doubt on the natural attraction of man to the forms of the female body.

You can't make this up.

Also not sure where lesbianism fit in with this theory, but raising that point is probably giving the argument too much credit.

The Broken Ska Record · Apr 21, 2015

please. He's just another one of those "purists" that only want the original 151.

ShinMaruku · Apr 21, 2015

This is some funny shit.

SalvaPot · Apr 21, 2015

Kinsei said:
You uh, do know Lopunny doesn't have breasts, right? As for Gardevoir, their name is Sirknight in Japan.

Why do I know this off the top of my head?

As far I know there is no pokemon that has breasts.

Except for Jinx.

SoraanTribal said:
I never watched or played Pokemon and I'm gay, so what now?

Its clearly Kingdoms Heart´s fault, Goofy is a gay icon =P

Sephiroth_GR_ · Apr 21, 2015

This guy is a pastor.....neither psychologist nor a scientist:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Creflo_Dollar

Kain · Apr 21, 2015

Zelias · Apr 21, 2015

What the fuck am I reading?

ReplacementPelican · Apr 21, 2015

Tye The Czar said:
There are still people who believe that homosexuality is a choice instead of something you're born with.

How's he saying it's a choice? He's saying you're tricked to be gay by toads with flowers growing on their backs, he's not crazy!

tanooki27 · Apr 21, 2015

The Broken Ska Record said:
please. He's just another one of those "purists" that only want the original 151.

ha!

Marcel · Apr 21, 2015

Kain said:

pictured: god's eternal kingdom

Toxi · Apr 21, 2015

Many clues are noticeable in the cartoon, starting with the relationship between Ash, the hero, and Brock, his companion whose platonic love relationship is clear.

Pokeshipping at its finest.

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