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Project Cafe Rumor Cafe [Weinerpoop Post 7513]
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MetalGuardian
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Official Press Release
"Nintendo set to unveil new console, Weinerpoop
Nintendo of America is set to announce its latest home console Tuesday morning, officially named Nintendo Weinerpoop.
The new Nintendo Weinerpoop promises to bring gaming to a whole new dimension when it releases next fall, with it's unconventional control method and unorthodox hardware setup. Nintendo of America President Reggie Fils-Aime had this to say about the new system:
"The Nintendo Weinerpoop is unlike anything gamers have ever experienced before. You've all heard the rumors about a second screen on the controller being streamed to from the console unit, but no rumor could have predicted just how efficiently this mechanism works. By utilizing 'vitality' sensors that are connected to the players body, the Nintendo Weinerpoop will be controlled by both urinary convulsions AND by bowel contractions as well! Bladder input will affect the television screen, while bowel spasms control what happens on the controllers' display."
Although not all of the official details about the new system have been revealed, stock prices have already soared in the wake of these preliminary announcements. Nintendo software masterind Shigeru Miyamoto offered his own insights about the new console:
"We couldn't be happier to announce the new Nintendo Weinerpoop. We've really achieved something immersive in how the players' own bodily systems directly effect the action onscreen.
And not only that, but we are pleased to OFFICIALLY announce our first known launch title, The Legend of Zelda: Butt Butt Butt! Load up on burritos and fried cheese sticks, and prepare to use your newfound gaseous fuel to destroy evil in the land of Hyrule once again!"
While initial details on the console are already known, Nintendo President Satoru Iwata promises there are more surprises to be revealed during Tuesday's media briefing.
"While we at Nintendo are thrilled to discuss the new Nintendo Weinerpoop early, there are still many surprises about the system to be revealed at our E3 media briefing. Without being able to get too specific, what I can promise is that it's going to be a revolution unlike anything your bodies could ever be ready for!"
What surprises remain for Nintendo's newest effort? Only time will tell.
The Nintendo Weinerpoop is set to launch in fall of 2012."
"Nintendo set to unveil new console, Weinerpoop
Nintendo of America is set to announce its latest home console Tuesday morning, officially named Nintendo Weinerpoop.
The new Nintendo Weinerpoop promises to bring gaming to a whole new dimension when it releases next fall, with it's unconventional control method and unorthodox hardware setup. Nintendo of America President Reggie Fils-Aime had this to say about the new system:
"The Nintendo Weinerpoop is unlike anything gamers have ever experienced before. You've all heard the rumors about a second screen on the controller being streamed to from the console unit, but no rumor could have predicted just how efficiently this mechanism works. By utilizing 'vitality' sensors that are connected to the players body, the Nintendo Weinerpoop will be controlled by both urinary convulsions AND by bowel contractions as well! Bladder input will affect the television screen, while bowel spasms control what happens on the controllers' display."
Although not all of the official details about the new system have been revealed, stock prices have already soared in the wake of these preliminary announcements. Nintendo software masterind Shigeru Miyamoto offered his own insights about the new console:
"We couldn't be happier to announce the new Nintendo Weinerpoop. We've really achieved something immersive in how the players' own bodily systems directly effect the action onscreen.
And not only that, but we are pleased to OFFICIALLY announce our first known launch title, The Legend of Zelda: Butt Butt Butt! Load up on burritos and fried cheese sticks, and prepare to use your newfound gaseous fuel to destroy evil in the land of Hyrule once again!"
While initial details on the console are already known, Nintendo President Satoru Iwata promises there are more surprises to be revealed during Tuesday's media briefing.
"While we at Nintendo are thrilled to discuss the new Nintendo Weinerpoop early, there are still many surprises about the system to be revealed at our E3 media briefing. Without being able to get too specific, what I can promise is that it's going to be a revolution unlike anything your bodies could ever be ready for!"
What surprises remain for Nintendo's newest effort? Only time will tell.
The Nintendo Weinerpoop is set to launch in fall of 2012."
Lupin the Third
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I'm exhausted and I don't know if I'll have time to post this in the morning, so...Happy 24 hours milestone in advance, everyone!
Thunder Monkey
Banned
Christ man!
Know your freaking limits!
Fisting is best left in the OT.
Anyway... am I just really high or did I just read weinerpoop?
Know your freaking limits!
Fisting is best left in the OT.
Anyway... am I just really high or did I just read weinerpoop?
Thunder Monkey
Banned
Yep...
Definitely read weinerpoop more than a few times.
Definitely read weinerpoop more than a few times.
intheinbetween
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I would die laughing if they really go with Weinerpoop, best name ever!!!
SolarPowered
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I think the ones who got banned are the lucky ones. They are probably temps and we are the ones who may very well snap during E3 and get our permas. Let's just the hope the conference is neither fantastic or horrifying.
Some say the lucky ones are the ones who got out of the game early...
Edit: Awesome drawing, Lupin. I bet the last one is going to be epic haha.
Some say the lucky ones are the ones who got out of the game early...
Edit: Awesome drawing, Lupin. I bet the last one is going to be epic haha.
MetalGuardian
Banned
Plot twist!Nirolak said:
Was he banned? I haven't seen him around in forever, though I distinctly remember his username/rotating hand-drawn feet pictures avatar combo
Lupin the Third
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Nirolak said:
So much for that being a temp ban, I reckon.
Thunder Monkey
Banned
Interesting.
Forums are always awesome until someone murders someone.
Forums are always awesome until someone murders someone.
Thunder Monkey
Banned
Silly Raichu.Gravijah said:
Hmmm. Unfortunate first pager.
So... on topic is weinerpoop right?
Guerrillas in the Mist
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:Motorbass said:
Nintendo's new console is... somebody from Vienna?
fishfishmonkeyhat
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From The Dust said:
Thunder Monkey
Banned
Sleeping?!Corky said:Sigh I wish the nintendo conference was today already >_< I have literally 0 faith in the microsoft conference and the Sony one is on when I sleep((((((((((
DURING E3?!!!
How else would you know about weinerpoop?
So... can someone explain to me exactly why I've been reading weinerpoop. I went to post 7513, but that didn't really make any sense.Gravijah said:
ace harding: private eye
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At least he went down honorably.Jarmel said:
EricDiesel
Member
You're a sick, sick individual.Jarmel said:
Thunder Monkey
Banned
Well at least the words make sense now...Nirolak said:
Don't get me wrong, it seems like a great word...
Ummm... but wtf.
Lupin the Wolf said:I'm exhausted and I don't know if I'll have time to post this in the morning, so...Happy 24 hours milestone in advance, everyone!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IjXutKsizE8&feature=related
perfectchaos007
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Luigiv said:
And I was just kidding.
It's amazing how even simply with text you can pick out certain personalities of posters. You just proved it's possible
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