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“What do ya got Rossi?”

“We got a skinny, little, scared dead-guy in a rented house. What kind of unsub would do this?”

“Couldn’t pay me $1000 to get beat to death like this”

Hahahahahahahaha! you got me legit laughing here!, but i ain't skinny though. I have an athletic bulild, and i am 5'11 so not that "little" hehe.

And this is a US based site. That's FBI jurisdiction. And I would tell the site's moderation team as well.

I will try and do this (contact the FBI), but how would the Mod team help?

OP, are you Mexican by chance?

Yes, why?

Went over my head too.

Dammit.

Hahaha!, i wasn't the only one!

The fuck. Report that shit to the police.

Will try and do!

Wait, you're getting 10 grand a fight?

Link us to your last one.

The fight was up on YT for a while but was taken down. It was in the US (northern Cali).

I'd report him to the authorities. people with such twisted fetishes are lost.

Yeah i will definitely do just that, anyone knows how to get in touch with the FBI?

🤑🤑🤑

lololol!!!, i can give him your info if you're interested hahahaha!

 

[The Driver]

OP gotta accept the offer upfront and show up with his squad and tune this creeper’s ass up!

 

[low-G]

See now this warrants someone like Superman showing up and the guy can't even make a scratch.

 

[Opto]

Did Trump write to you

 

[Northernlights]

Definitely dodged a bullet.

Literally.

 

[forgrim]

I'm just reminded of a Mr. Robot episode with the same circumstance as this.

 

[Jimrpg]

Counter offer him $1m.

 

[Instro]

Sounds like the dude was going to wear your skin or some shit. Report to the police for sure, particularly since it sounds he knows who you are.

 

[Seesaw15]

I'd do it for 10k and I get to bring a witness.

 

[Eila]

How is this old guy going to last 2 hours... He'd be the one on the floor.

 

[brokenbeans]

I'd do it for 10k and I get to bring a witness.

Sweet, two for the price of one

 

[Escape Goat]

Why would someone want to beat me up? 😟

 

[madp0k]

tell him to give me shout

good luck to him in 20hrs

 

[pixelation]

Did Trump write to you

Nope, he is fat... but not that fat. Not orange and not as old... and no cotton candy hair either.

I'm just reminded of a Mr. Robot episode with the same circumstance as this.

Okey now i really gotta look it up!

particularly since it sounds he knows who you are.

Thanks now i will sleep with a knife under my mattress!

How is this old guy going to last 2 hours... He'd be the one on the floor.

That's if he wasn't planning on shooting me first or something!

 

[StrangeRoboMemory]

Damn, that made my skin crawl. "So this proposal may not be new to you"...the fuck? As if this is something that happens on the regular?

 

[dr3upmushroom]

Dude sounds like a Hollywood producer. So he wanted to beat you up in private? That's strange, thought he wanted an audience.

 

[Wolfe]

Dude, report him to the authorities before someone dumb enough accepts his offer.

This, please, with the screen caps. Dude sounds like a fucking nut.

 

[pixelation]

tell him to give me shout

good luck to him in 20hrs

Okey this post doesn't make sense... and it's honestly creeping me out...

 

[FreeMufasa]

OP, pardon me for asking, but are you black or some other non-white ethnicity? I just wonder if it was racially motivated somehow. Pretty damn crazy either way, I would've just replied, "Sorry I don't swing that way."

Yeah "beating up guys like you" has me curious.

He was gonna kill you. Call the police, he's probably killed others

 

[Earthstrike]

Yeah "beating up guys like you" has me curious.

He was gonna kill you. Call the police, he's probably killed others

Only issue I have is, could an offer like this really work on other people? You gotta be damn desparate to give up your dignity like that.

 

[FlashbladeGAF]

Love how he doesnt want you to fight back but he calls you whimpy/pussy

 

[Maebe]

Every personal story gaf thread is such an adventure

 

[madp0k]

Okey this post doesn't make sense... and it's honestly creeping me out...

im saying he wouldn't be able to beat me up in 20 hrs,

 

[Brakke]

I’m still baffled by the two hour window. Dude must be throwing some tai chi kinda slomo punches at his victims.

 

[Alphahawk]

I remember awhile ago there was an ebay auction where the prize was that he'd fly out and beat the winner up. I think that whole thing was satrical, but now I'm not so sure.

Also reminds me of Armin Meiwes

 

[ItIsOkBro]

how the fuck do you beat on someone for 2 hours but not seriously hurt them.

 

[Escape Goat]

how the fuck do you beat on someone for 2 hours but not seriously hurt them.

If you really want to bring the pain you should beat off someone for 2 hours.

 

[Swiggins]

$1,000 to let somebody beat you up? Jesus fuck, your medical-bills would EASILY be more than that.

 

[pixelation]

Only issue I have is, could an offer like this really work on other people? You gotta be damn desparate to give up your dignity like that.

He said he had already done it to at least one person.

im saying he wouldn't be able to beat me up in 20 hrs,

Ahhh... you had me scared for a sec haha!

I’m still baffled by the two hour window. Dude must be throwing some tai chi kinda slomo punches at his victims.

Hahahahahahahahahaha!!!, well he is old so... his stamina must not be great and would be gassed from throwing punches and kicks in like... 5 minutes or less if he were to do it non-stop.

 

[Sarobi]

He can't kill you if you kill him first, OP. Think about that.

 

[Wolfe]

Besides the fact that if he did get someone to agree to this, and it actually was just him by himself with no guns or weapons and he legit did want to just beat someone up for 2 hours (who fucking knows). What's to keep the other guy from just beating the old dude up instead, taking the money and leaving without taking a single punch?

 

[Jacob]

I wouldn't know how to...

https://www.fbi.gov/tips

For real, if this guy was even remotely serious, he needs to be investigated by the authorities.

 

[ThanksVision]

I'd say yes and bring 1000 people with me.

 

[Ronin Ray]

I hope this ends with a sting operation ran by the police. I want to know what kinda crazy shit this guy has waiting in the house .

 

[Maxinas]

Hahahahahahahaha! you got me legit laughing here!, but i ain't skinny though. I have an athletic bulild, and i am 5'11 so not that "little" hehe.

You’re a Manlet King and you say you aren’t little?

 

[MisterAnderson]

Uh please report this freakshow

 

[Raticus79]

Damn, that made my skin crawl. "So this proposal may not be new to you"...the fuck? As if this is something that happens on the regular?

Perhaps meaning there are other people that the requestor knows of who make similar requests.

 

[LeroyPantwether]

Yeah, i was never going to accept the offer though haha, i get paid at the very least ten times that amount when i fight professionally.

...

Where do you fight professionally? Are your fights watchable online anywhere?

 

[Abilidebob]

EVEN if he was actually "only" going to do what he said, it IS 2 freaking hours of beating up without head protection. You're a boxer so you obviously know more about it than me, but can't you easily die with a hit in the wrong place if you're not wearing protection?

Anyway, the end result is you'd probably die anyway.

 

[Baraka Obama]

1k is like nothing in the scheme of things so this seems super sketchy.

 

[captjohnboyd]

Did he specify if you were able to wear headgear? Cause two hours like a sparring match would likely draw some blood of you didn't fight back but wouldn't seriously injure you at all. Assuming he didn't go full hog the whole time.

Also there's definitely a subsect of ppl that are attracted to wrestling/dominance so I could see the gear being a actual plus if he was that kind of....person

 

[GiantBombGamer]

Why rent a house "for privacy" instead of doing it at his place? Because he was going to kill you and bury your ass in that rental houses backyard.

 

[Ombra]

The 2 hours part makes it unbelievable he was just fucking with you.

I don't think you're supposed to be talking about this.

Underrated post. Absolute perfection.

 

[Cuburt]

Sounds like a sadistic psycho.

 

[Froli]

Agreed, report to the police.

 

[takriel]

I'd do it for 10k and I get to bring a witness.

Enjoy your mashed brain remains, very likely to have suffered severe damage that can't be undone, hence making you dumber.

 

[Macapala]

why can't people be normal

It makes you wonder what happend to these people to make them the way they are.

 

[Dynamite Shikoku]

The 2 hours part made me lol

 

[Yaphett Kotto]

Wish I knew what the messages said but that's a definite no. Two hours and in a house? Lmfao.

Homie was about to take your life in a fucked up way.

 

[Timedog]

2 hours, lol.

Also, what was his last response reaction? The pictures were removed.