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$1,000 to beat you up (an offer i received).

Tigress

Member
I think I would actually accept this offer.

I just dropped $900 on having my heater repaired, and they only half-did the job, but now I have $16, some cereal, some milk, a can of beans and a handful of eggs to get through the rest of the month.

Uh. 1000 won't even come close to covering for your medical bills if he goes too far (and with him not allowing you to defend and not stopping if you say stop vey likely). At least if you live in America. At least calculate if it really will profit you before even considering such a proposal.
 
Surprised he didn't up the money if he was going to kill you anyways. What's ten twenty thousand if the money doesn't have to exist.

Tbh report him to the site, and possibly detectives.
 
I would report this. He probably went on to the next person on his list of people to ask. I’m not surprised if someone desperate and stupid enough accepted the offer.

Also 2 hours!? Getting beat for even 10 minutes without being able to defend yourself is fucked up.
 

Steel

Banned
I'm just gonna whale on you for two hours. Don't worry, I'm not gonna seriously injure you... WTF am I reading?
 

TheKeyPit

Banned
This is some Tyrell Wellick shit.
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I mean, even in Yakuza 0 you only had to participate for, like, a minute and were allowed to dodge. Having someone walk on you for 2 hours is ridiculous. Dude is seriously messed up to even suggest the idea.
 

pixelation

Member
https://www.fbi.gov/tips

For real, if this guy was even remotely serious, he needs to be investigated by the authorities.
Thanks man.
You’re a Manlet King and you say you aren’t little?
5'10 is average height in America so... i am slightly above average! (5'11)
Where do you fight professionally? Are your fights watchable online anywhere?
I only have two fights, i haven't been on TV. Not up there yet, one of my fights was on YT for a day or two but for whatever reason got taken down. I can pm my California boxing license though, i am not making shit up.
Did he specify if you were able to wear headgear? Cause two hours like a sparring match would likely draw some blood of you didn't fight back but wouldn't seriously injure you at all. Assuming he didn't go full hog the whole time.
Headgear only really protects you from cuts, not from brain trauma. It doesn't lessen the impact on the head (there are actually studies that show that the headgear amplifies the blows to the head), i prefer sparring w/o headgear anyways.
2 hours, lol.

Also, what was his last response reaction? The pictures were removed.
Ermmm... i can still see the screen caps my man!
 

Dipper145

Member
Jesus, didn't know this was a thing that people did...

But to be fair to the guy, from his perspective you were interested and then bailed after it was nearly all set up, so it does appear like you chickened out. I feel like his vented frustration at the end is reasonable, because I imagine getting anybody far enough in that conversation that you are looking up houses to rent to lay down the beating in is difficult. I imagine most people he talks to just don't reply or call him, justifiably, insane.

Good call on not potentially getting murdered though!
 

ryan13ts

Member
Yeah, if you had gone there, you would have been murdered OP. Anyone who wants to beat someone to see them bleed isn't just going to stop there.That's the mark of a psychopath reading those messages.

I think you should seriously turn that into the police. Who knows what the fuck he might do to someone who actually takes him up on that offer. Like dead serious.
 
As someone who has been around the escort world for a while, this offer kind of seems like one from someone who is 'new' and eager trying to live out a fantasy. But yeah, $1000 is a little low for that kind of work. You couldve offered him $1000 worth of your services and had your support guy nearby in case it crosses that threshold.
 

openrob

Member
I think I would actually accept this offer.

I just dropped $900 on having my heater repaired, and they only half-did the job, but now I have $16, some cereal, some milk, a can of beans and a handful of eggs to get through the rest of the month.

But at least you're warm!
 
$1,000 to walk around with two black eyes, busted lips, cuts that will be permanent scars, possible broken nose, ribs, concussion.

Not to mention, you could be K.O.ed and who would stop him from killing you or worse.
 

Violet_0

Banned
tbqh, I think you're being rather unreasonable about this. I find it uncool from you to put a private conversation out on the internet

the offer was very fair and I assure you that I have no intent to murder anyone
 

pixelation

Member
He would probably hurt you quite severely. I would report this to the authorities, next victim might be someone younger in need of money.
Already contacted the FBI, hope they catch him. Provided them with his email address as well.
Apart from the fact that this guy is a psycho, the $1,000 offer bugs me the most. What a cheapskate.
I know right?, lol.
Yup the dude want a slow sex with a highly train mexican stud
I think he wanted to kill me actually! O_O
"So this kind of proposal may not be new to you."

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Yeah i was like... WTF?
 

pixelation

Member
This sounds like some dark web type exchange.
Never would venture there my friend!
tbqh, I think you're being rather unreasonable about this. I find it uncool from you to put a private conversation out on the internet

the offer was very fair and I assure you that I have no intent to murder anyone
Uh huh...
*hides under bed*
Charlie Zelenoff? How long you been on GAF??
lolololololololol!, i am Mexican though!!!
 

NervousXtian

Thought Emoji Movie was good. Take that as you will.
Wait, you're getting 10 grand a fight?

Link us to your last one.

I call bullshit on that claim... pro boxers unless they are an Olympian or standout amateur with a big promo contract aren't making more than 2k for their first few fights... more like $1000.. or less.

Something like $200 to 400 per round.

Legit dudes on undercards won't always get 10 grand a fight.



The Zelenoff thing is a low blow.. sorry bout that man.
 

EYEL1NER

Member
I would have given him the go-ahead to rent the non-refundable house and let him waste his money on it. Then maybe contacted the landlord of the house and been like "You know the dude renting your house right now? Check out these messages, he's renting it to set up some kind of gay fight-club beat-up session" to make sure he didn't get his money back.
 

Zubz

Banned
You missed your opportunity to be on Nathan For You.

This is the only possible explanation that isn't completely terrifying.

Seriously, OP. I'm glad you're ok. Hopefully they catch this guy, & hopefully he doesn't have any previous victims. Because there's no way that "arrangement" isn't murder, & that description sounds racially motivated.
 
OP you should've accepted his offer. Then you could've turned the tables on him by inviting as many gaffers as possible to come back you up. An army of gaf.

Really though, you dodged a bullet. He definitely wanted to kill you.
 
I'm repeating myself here, but imagine if this dude with clearly violent fantasies has access to guns? Report this fucker, OP.

A 64 year old just massacred over 50 people and injured several hundred more.

This psycho offering you money to fulfill his urges could be as clear of a flag as society is going to get.

Report this man. I'd go as far as to say you have a civic duty and moral responsibility. You live in America. It wouldn't be dramatic to suggest lives could be at stake.
 
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