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[Schucky Ducky]

Is this some sort of bizarre protest?

 

[Jorok Goldblade]

Scatwoman is now safely locked away in Arkham Assylum after being captured by Buttman and Ploppin.

 

[Walter White Walker]

 

[parrotbeak]

Wait she just wipes with toilet paper? She couldn't find a sprinkler to use as a bidet? That's nasty.

 

[Alter_Fridge]

 

[Kayhan]

“It’s abnormal, it’s not something I’ve seen in my career,” Sgt. Johnathan Sharketti said. “For someone to repeatedly do such a thing ... it’s uncharted territory for me.”

Uncharted 5 took a weird turn.

 

[novenD]

Uncharted 5 took a weird turn.

Uncharted 5: Drake's Defecation

 

[VAD]

Parks and Defecation.

 

[NeonBlack]

How do you defeat such an enemy?

 

[PeakPointMatrix]

 

[Jorok Goldblade]

Parks and Defecation.

^ Daily Show worthy title right here.

 

[Makonero]

For the crime of defecation
The consequence is defenestration
If you poop to and fro
Out the window you must go

 

[Alter_Fridge]

Parks and Defecation.

 

[ShadowKingpin]

This post gave me a raging clue.

 

[dankir]

But how does she wipe?? She doesn't run with sticky mudbutt after does she?

THAT'S WHERE I DRAW THE LINE!

 

[Stinkles]

She said sorry.

But how does she wipe?? She doesn't run with sticky mudbutt after does she?

THAT'S WHERE I DRAW THE LINE!

She carries TP.

You people are so quick to judge.

It's called "The Runs" for a reason. Who among us has not defecated on a public street multiple times?

 

[Litan]

there are some jokes that completely dominate threads from the moment they're posted. That joke deserves to be one such joke

Calm down, Funya.

 

[Extra Sauce]

Unsharted territory.

I'm sorry.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

They need to throw the book at her. The poop book.

 

[Nerdkiller]

You know, with all the Bob's Burgers references, I think we shouldn't forget about the best part of that episode.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9TfgMM7Xto

They need to throw the book at her. The poop book.

Way ahead of ya.

 

[Gnub]

For the crime of defecation
The consequence is defenestration
If you poop to and fro
Out the window you must go

An eye for an eye and a poop for a poop.

 

[Chmpocalypse]

Public enemy number 2.

Oh, this one is GOOD.

 

[Dalek]

How do you defeat such an enemy?

To catch the pooper...we must BECOME the pooper.

 

[Aurongel]

Poop joke.

 

[BLOODED_hands]

The smell, GAF! You have to think of the smell! *in the voice of Dennis Reynolds*

 

[Instro]

To catch the pooper...we must BECOME the pooper.

Sounds like a solid idea for a sequel to Cruising.

 

[Stinkles]

Scatwoman is now safely locked away in Arkham Assylum after being captured by Buttman and Ploppin.

This appeals to my inner eight year old. Will probably appeal to my external eight year old too. I'm gonna show her it.

The smell, GAF! You have to think of the smell! *in the voice of Dennis Reynolds*

Was that Waitress-based CAD/Loss?

 

[Caddywompus]

Spoilers it was Zeke

 

[Chmpocalypse]

The smell, GAF! You have to think of the smell! *in the voice of Dennis Reynolds*

It's Always Runny in Philadelphia






(Sorry)

 

[Alter_Fridge]

I lolled a lot

 

[todahawk]

404 File Not Found

307 Temporary Redirect - Poop in Park

 

[MugiwaraCole]

Nigga, wut?

 

[Alter_Fridge]

It's Always Runny in Philadelphia






(Sorry)

It's Always Runny in Poopysmellphia

 

[Dalek]

I like how the news report mentions that the homeowner is starting a "smear campaign" against the Mad Pooper.

 

[perfectchaos007]

Ain't no mystery, it's mental illness /s

Maybe she thinks she's a dog. Or she's a free spirit who believes all mammals, including humans, should poop where they want

 

[psyfi]

revenge is a dish best served steamy

 

[BLOODED_hands]

Was that Waitress-based CAD/Loss?

Why yes.... Why yes it is the Waitress.

 

[Krakatoa]

Guess she's been eating Chipotle's new queso.

 

[Jorok Goldblade]

When questioned about her motivation, the Mad Pooper said she did it "for shits and giggles."

 

[Earthbound64]

To catch the pooper...we must BECOME the pooper.

Sounds like a solid idea for a sequel to Cruising.

Cruising #2: Riding Dirty?

 

[Any Questions]

My kinda thread

 

[bionic77]

She apologized.

Every single person on this planet takes a shit on a regular basis so she is not doing anything unnatural or anything that none of us can say we haven't done.

She gave a story that every witness can tell for the rest of their days.

Leave her alone.

 

[Funyarinpa]

Unsharted territory.

I'm sorry.

Parks and Defecation.

It's Always Runny in Philadelphia

Oh my god this thread

 

[Imperial Bishop]

You can't make this shit up.

 

[The Shadow]

This happened in my town too. Some lady jogger would go in some guy's front driveway and crap. Happened like 3 times, hit the news, and then it stopped, probably because of the publicity.

I have no idea where in the world people got the idea that this is ok.

 

[cluto]

This is five minutes from where I live. I sincerely hope this is why I heard sirens yesterday.

 

[Lambtron]

#FreeZeke

 

[Puck Beaverton]

This happened in my town too. Some lady jogger would go in some guy's front driveway and crap. Happened like 3 times, hit the news, and then it stopped, probably because of the publicity.

I have no idea where in the world people got the idea that this is ok.

To be blessed with that honor. Lucky guy.

 

[mikeGFG]

Really should have been the Mad Shatter instead

 

[Alter_Fridge]

Really should have been the Mad Shatter instead

Nice