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[see5harp]

If a guy dropped his pants and pooped in front of women and children, he'd have been caught, charged and placed on the sex offender registry by the night of the incident.

The fact that she's done this multiple times and the police are still going "Eh, I really hope she cuts it out before we have to bring charges against her" is really telling. I wish that sort of mercy was extended to everyone.

I mean...I get where you are going with that but no I do not want dudes going around shitting because they know they will get mercy.

 

[Dog Problems]

Came in to make a Bob's Burgers reference and I'm happy to see someone got to before me, and fast.

 

[Ozzy Onya A2Z]

Must have been a shit and run.

Probably runs in her jeans.

Spoiler

Not sorry

 

[Simon Belmont]

Nor should you be.

 

[Pyroclastic]

S-rank post.

u bend post (not)

 

[buttery fistful]

I mean...I get where you are going with that but no I do not want dudes going around shitting because they know they will get mercy.

I think instead of that she should just be treated like she was male in this case..

 

[Blizzard]

Public enemy number 2.

10/10, well played.

What a weird story.

 

[Messofanego]

How do you know? Have you seen it with your own eyes?

I've seen two girls do it into a cup.

 

[III-V]

I've never seen any shit like this before.

 

[FUME5]

I must know her motivation for revenge.

 

[HStallion]

I must know her motivation for revenge.

They shit us like a fiddle!

 

[Lemonz]

 

[Freeza Under The Shower]

Could have at least brought a doggy bag too.

Idon'tknowwhatIexpected.gif

 

[Evil John Locke]

This is probably someone's fetish.

Can confirm

 

[Galactic Barret]

woman has been taking big craps in front of someone’s house for a few weeks now. They’re calling her the Mad Pooper and she won’t stop.

Eww

but that shit had me rolling.

 

[Vegetable Lasagna]

Meh, try living in a real city. I see random people taking dumps on the reg.

 

[Deleted member 80556]

Such a fine episode.

I bet she started doing it for a purpose, then it became something funny, then because she really had to do it, then because it was funny again, and then because she remembered the initial goal of her pooping.

Spoiler

I might have butchered the show's joke.

 

[Tom Nook Sawyer]

I've seen two girls do it into a cup.

Ironically, that's fake poop in the video

 

[XShagrath]

Fake news. Everyone knows girls don't poop.

 

[WaterAstro]

How does she poop with that spandex? She has to literally get naked in public to poop.

 

[funkystudent]

Fake news. Everyone knows girls don't poop.

We sure they are not hiding the truth by pooping outside and running away from it?

 

[Drifters]

Taking bets on how long before she pooping and someone whips out their snake to to sooth the savage beast?

 

[psyfi]

How does she poop with that spandex? She has to literally get naked in public to poop.

she has a little flap that she moves to the side

 

[norm9]

Rowdy Roddy Pooper.

 

[ResoRai]

 

[twinturbo2]

I'm guessing her favorite Green Day album is Dookie.

 

[Pesmerga00]

she has a little flap that she moves to the side

So, a kind of "cargo bay door". For quick unloads.

 

[Matt_C]

I wonder it would be referenced in South Park this season since this incident did take place in Colorado Springs?

Spoiler

Bob's Burgers did it!

 

[Evil John Locke]

How does she poop with that spandex? She has to literally get naked in public to poop.

Whoa whoa whoa, hold the phone - you're telling me this woman gets naked before she poops in public? That, sir, is a bridge too far. Too far, sir.

Spoiler

poop joke

 

[GifGafIsTheBestGaf]

man, another deadspin link. their site always takes you places

http://deadspin.com/cycling-race-leader-stops-in-middle-of-stage-to-take-a-1795472995

edit:

came to post this too lol

 

[Zasa]

Think that might be Betty from accounting, holy shit

 

[ChainedMaster]

Ain't no mystery, it's mental illness /s

Okay, so when it's a white person it's mental illness. Got it.

 

[Lord of Castamere]

If it was a guy doing it in front of kids, there would be a manhunt right now. If it was a Black man, he'd already be dead.

 

[lenovox1]

If it was a guy doing it in front of kids, there would be a manhunt right now. If it was a Black man, he'd already be dead.

Any recent examples of that?

 

[30yearsofhurt]

If it was a guy doing it in front of kids, there would be a manhunt right now. If it was a Black man, he'd already be dead.

If this was in Japan it would be on sale on DVD already.

 

[Yohane]

Nothing wrong with a little poop.

 

[strafer]

Such a lust for poop.

 

[Donos]

"The Mad Pooper" is a boss nickname, you can be proud of.

 

[Impotaku]

Should grab the back of her head and rub her nose in it, if she shits like an animal she should be dealt with the same way.

 

[gdt]

Should grab the back of her head and rub her nose in it, if she shits like an animal she should be dealt with the same way.

Is that what you do to your animals?

 

[Dagobert Duck]

Came in expecting a guy to be the Mad Pooper, then the twist, its a lady!

Mad(eline) Pooper

 

[cromofo]

That's when you break out the hose and hose the bitch.

Or get a paintball/airsoft gun and spray the bitch.

 

[Jimnymebob]

Such a lust for poop.

POOOOOOOO!?

 

[Haunted]

It's poop all the way down.

 

[AllGamer]

 

[DustyVonEric]

How do you know? Have you seen it with your own eyes?

No Scooby Doo "That's my fetish" gif yet, Gaf?

Ya slippin'

 

[KaYotiX]

That's when you break out the hose and hose the bitch.

Or get a paintball/airsoft gun and spray the bitch.

Thinking the same thing. The fact it's been going on this long is disgusting

 

[zerotol]

she has a little flap that she moves to the side

A crap flap?

 

[Unit 33]

Poo >>>>>> Poop

 

[KingV]

If it was a guy doing it in front of kids, there would be a manhunt right now. If it was a Black man, he'd already be dead.

I don't know man. I lived in Seattle for a few years. Saw a lot of bums shit and piss in the street in plain view. Nothing really happened to them.