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Alabama Teacher suspended after giving her students incredibly offensive math test

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DrForester

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http://www.nbcnews.com/news/nbcblk/pimps-hos-math-test-earns-eighth-grade-teacher-time-out-n584191

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This teacher gets an D- in racial sensitivity and an F in common sense.

A teacher at an Alabama middle school has been placed on administrative leave after it was discovered she distributed a questionable math quiz last Friday to her students that referenced gang-related activities like drive-by shootings, cocaine and prostitution.


According to parents of kids at Cranford Burns Middle School in Mobile, the students were shocked after reading questions like these:

"Tyrone knocked up 4 girls in the gang. There are 20 girls in his gang. What is the exact percentage of girls Tyrone knocked up?"

"Pedro got 6 years for murder. He also got $10,000 for the hit. If his common-law wife spends $100 of his hit money per month, how much money will be left when he gets out?"

Dwayne pimps 3 ho's. If the price is $85 per trick, how many tricks per day must each ho turn to support Dwayne's $800 per day crack habit?


Parent Erica Hall told NBC affiliate WPMI that she was outraged to find out that longtime Language Arts teacher JoAnne Bolser would hand such inappropriate content out to her son's eighth grade class.

"My son, he took a picture of it in class and he texted it to me. I couldn't believe it," Hall said.

"They took it as a joke, and she told them that it wasn't a joke, and they had to complete it, and turn it in," Hall said of the 10-question quiz.


"I was shocked because she's a strict teacher," a student who asked to be referred to only as Elizabeth, told WMPI.

Bolser was set to retire this month, WMPI reported.

'While some of the kids may know what these terms mean they shouldn't have to be flooded with them from school administrators and teachers," said parent Jason Boyington, whose son took the quiz. "At some point somebody's got to take a stand for righteousness and I think the ball got dropped on this big time."

Angered by the teacher's actions, Hall and her husband came to the school the following Tuesday to address the issue.

"The principal looked into it and then our school resource officer investigated it and then we immediately put the teacher on administrative leave," said the school's director of communications, Rena Philips.

Philips told NBCBLK that Hall and her husband were the only parents to report their complaints to school, despite the outrage displayed on social media.

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The test has circulated online for over a decade. A 2002 Snopes pages calls it "The L.A. Math Test", and claims it originated at the very latest, the early 90s and might have been around since the 80s.

http://www.snopes.com/humor/question/mathtest.asp
City of Los Angeles
High School Math Proficiency Exam

Name:__________________________
Gang:__________________________

1. Johnny has an AK-47 with an 80-round clip. If he misses 6 out of 10 shots and shoots 13 times at each drive-by shooting, how many drive-by shootings can he attempt before he has to reload?

2. Jose has 2 ounces of cocaine and he sells an 8-ball to Jackson for $320 and 2 grams to Billy for $85 per gram. What is the street value of the balance of the cocaine if he doesn't cut it?

3. Rufus is pimping for three girls. If the price is $65 for each trick, how many tricks will each girl have to turn so Rufus can pay for his $800-per-day crack habit?

4. Jarone want to cut his 1/2 pound of heroin to make 20% more profit. How many ounces of cut will he need?

5. Willie gets $200 for stealing a BMW, $50 for a Chevy, and $100 for a 4X4. If he has stolen 2 BMWs, 3 4X4s, how many Chevies will he have to steal to make $800?

6. Raoul is in prison for 6 years for murder. He got $10,000 for the hit. If his common law wife is spending $100 per month, how much money will be left when he gets out of prison and how many years will he get for killing the bitch that spent his money?

7. If the average spray can covers 22 square feet and the average letter is 3 square feet, how many letters can a tagger spray with 3 cans of paint?

8. Hector knocked up 6 girls in his gang. There are 27 girls in the gang. What percentage of the girls in the gang has Hector knocked up?

9. Thelma can cook dinner for her 16 children for $7.50 per night. She gets $234 a month welfare for each child. If her $325 per month rent goes up 15%, how many more children should she have to keep up with her expenses?

10. Salvador was arrested for dealing crack and his bail was set at $25,000. If he pays a bail bondsman 12% and returns to Mexico, how much money will he lose by jumping bail?
 

Dennis

Banned
Dwayne pimps 3 ho's. If the price is $85 per trick, how many tricks per day must each ho turn to support Dwayne's $800 per day crack habit?

ahahahaha what the fuck was she thinking was going to happen after handing this out?
 

Jon Armdog

Member
She had to know this was wrong. I mean, it's so in-your-face idiotic...she must have been attempting career suicide or something.
 

rjinaz

Member
I'd be curious to know her motivation for this. I mean clearly she was retiring so there is probably some "fuck it" going on here, but still, why?
 

Tagyhag

Member
The test has circulated online for over a decade. a 2002 Snopes pages calls it "The L.A. Math Test"

Oh my God, what if she was too lazy to make a test herself and just used it without thinking about what she was doing?

Either way, how do people like this pass exams to become a teacher?
 

W1SSY

Member
Why was a language arts teacher giving a math test? Honestly it sounds like she gives no fucks cause she was retiring this month anyways.
 

MartyStu

Member
These are awesome.

And so obviously ugly in how offensive and inappropriate they are that I am floored that an adult thought these were a good idea.
 

Dennis

Banned
"I was shocked because she's a strict teacher," a student who asked to be referred to only as Elizabeth, told WMPI.

One week from retirement she wanted to finally show the students that she was with it and understood their kind of irreverent humor.

"How can I reach these kids?"

And then it all went wrong.
 
Oh my God, what if she was too lazy to make a test herself and just used it without thinking about what she was doing?

Either way, how do people like this pass exams to become a teacher?
I think it was less that and more of her giving zero fucks with a month left to go.
 
Yep this is a case of someone knowing they are retiring anyways and doing something balls ass crazy on their way out the door
 
"Bolser was set to retire this month, WMPI reported."

I suppose I should be outraged and offended...but fuck it. It's kinda funny she chose to go out like that.
 

Matsukaze

Member
Christ, that's bad. I think #9 takes the cake, though it clearly has competition.

Talk about teachers not giving a fuck.
 
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