GAF Logic: We should shut down 911 call centers. Most of them arent real and theres no point in using resources to investigate bad calls.
In fact, the dispatchers should tell the 9 year old kid calling not to play with the phone, regardless if his mother is dieing feet away.
Since we all know that overreacting is worse than reacting at all.
Bonus news that should shut half this thread up:
"Two
fake pipe bombs found not part of marketing stunt
By Michele McPhee and Laura Crimaldi
Thursday, February 1, 2007 - Updated: 01:42 AM EST
The two devices found in an office at Tufts-New
England Medical Center and attached to the Longfellow Bridge yesterday morning were not the marketing devices that sparked a daylong panic in Boston,
but simulated pipe bombs, police officials said last night.
There were two conventional pipe bombs that
were found at the same time that this started to unfold, said Boston Police Commissioner Ed Davis.
The pipe bomb-like devices were reported at both locations just after 1 p.m. and are unrelated to the advertising scheme for Cartoon Networks Aqua Teen Hunger Force, police officials said.
In the hospital incident, investigators believe a former hospital employee planted the phony bomb in an office at 185 Harrison Ave. He has been identified but has not been charged, the sources said.
Boston Police bomb squad cops detonated the pipe bomb, which was a very realistic-looking fake, the sources said.
The incident prompted a brief evacuation of some administrative offices at the hospital, said spokeswoman Catherine Bromberg.
The area is being treated as a crime scene, she said.
The simulated pipe bomb discovered on the Longfellow Bridge briefly suspended Red Line MBTA service between Kendall Square and Park Street at about 2 p.m., said spokesman Joe Pesaturo. Traffic on the bridge was limited to one lane in both directions during that same period, state police said.
http://news.bostonherald.com/localRegional/view.bg?articleid=180349
I dont know if theres enough crow to go around this thread