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[spuit*11]

Please keep us apprised of the situation OP.

AAA+++ thread, would read again.

 

[MisterHero]

A man ate an airplane once. So yeah I think it's possible.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michel_Lotito

 

[Komo]

what the fuck

 

[Kriken]

It recently came to my attention that somebody I know is planning on swallowing his copy of Ocarina of Time for the 3DS.

This is what happens when you make bets when you're drunk

 

[Cameron122]

If he was a true fan he'd swallow the golden N64 cartridge

 

[Kirlia]

This is a ridiculous idea and he should feel bad for considering it.

 

[SJRB]

Be sure to ask which zelda theme he wants played at his funeral.

 

[sixteen-bit]

Why.

 

[Wildarmsjecht]

So this is how natural selection works.

Holy FUCK first post is truly....
...Impeccable.

 

[Septimus Prime]

Maybe you should ask Poison Control.

 

[Metal_slime]

"Your friend" is really just you, isn't he?

 

[EmCeeGramr]

He told me it will be a fitting tribute to a game series he loves so much, to have it always be "inside" of him.

are you sure he was talking about eating it

 

[bobot]

Your friends doing it wrong. Carts are better suppositories.

 

[Zee-Row]

At worst it won't digest and he'll have to shit it out.

 

[zon]

A new candidate for the Darwin Award I see.

How could he even start to think that this is a good idea?

 

[enanogrande]

So yeah, OP must be trolling us. This person can't really exist.













Right? RIGHT????

 

[GAMEPROFF]

He should put in a micro SD card in a SD Card Adapter, download the game via eShop on it and just eat the micro SD card.

 

[Norns]

Cool, this sounds sane and logical.

 

[Gxgear]

Just make the cartridge into a keychain or something, sheesh.

 

[Papytendo]

At worst it won't digest and he'll have to shit it out.

Damn, now I'm curious to see if an undigested 3DS cartridge will still play.

Thanks gaf

 

[Marcus]

I liked Twilight Princess so much that I ate the whole disc.

 

[Disgaeamad]

 

[Atlantis]

He told me it will be a fitting tribute to a game series he loves so much, to have it always be "inside" of him.

 

[kazebyaka]

 

[7DollarHagane]

Mental help.

Tell him you're taking him somewhere so you can film the event and show up at a psychologist's office

 

[solarus]

Tell your friend to see a psychiatrist.

 

[DonMigs85]

If he was a true fan he'd swallow the golden N64 cartridge

He should eat the box too for its fiber content

 

[Chariot]

3DS isn't backwards compatible, even if your friend seem to have the brainpower of the original Gameboy.

 

[Sephiroth_VII]

God, your friend is an idiot.

I'd think it should be fairly safe though. I mean, there's a guy who's eating whole bicycles, so I doubt a small piece of plastic will do much harm. It might hurt a bit when it comes out the other end though.

Have you reminded him that he will literally be shitting on his own favourite game and flushing it down the toilet?

 

[DECK'ARD]

Who are we, or the OP, to criticise someone's taste in games?

 

[LiK]

OP, your friend is an idiot.

 

[Laughing Banana]

..................................

 

[CSX]

Had to double take on the thread title.

OP time to make new friends

 

[Andrefpvs]

This thread is a @NeoGAFNoContext goldmine.

 

[Yonafunu]

Please tell me this is a joke.

 

[Bururian]

So yeah, OP must be trolling us. This person can't really exist.













Right? RIGHT????

I once had a friend whose little brother would bury games after he beat them because "They were done, and there's no point in replaying them."

His brother found out a week later his brother had buried some 3 N64 games out in the back yard. He was furious, and it was hilarious. The games still worked because they were Nintendo cartridges.

 

[nictron]

So this is how natural selection works.

One more time, with feeling

 

[FreddieQuell]

Who are we, or the OP, to criticise someone's taste in games?

 

[Broder Salsa]

Probably better than shoving a Bluray up your arse.

If you can open the heavenly doors to the chocolate factory wide enough to get a blu-ray up there, I actually think it's a lot better for you to get the blu-ray up there than eating a cartidge.

Unless you plan on getting the blu-ray all the way up for oral exit of course.

 

[Frodo]

I love this thread and just want to be a part of it.




Also, tell your friend to wait for Majora's Mask and eat both of them together.

Alternatively, your friend could buy all the Zellda games on 3DS' virtual console, dump them on a single SD card and swallow it too.

Tell us what happens... for science!

 

[Jedi2016]

I tried explaining how it was a bad idea, but he assured me that he checked into the science of it and digesting small quantities of plastic would cause negligible damage at best, and he thinks any "minor stomachache" that may result will be far outweighed by the satisfaction of knowing that part of his favorite game is always within his spirit.

Strictly speaking, the plastic itself won't really be a bother. His body will largely ignore it as far as digestion is concerned.

But he's an absolute moron if he believes that it will "always" be with him. His body will move it through. The best he can hope for is that it doesn't get caught somewhere (which can kill him). And best case, I don't envy his asshole a few days after he swallows it, either. It's a literal case of square peg, round hole. And that shit's gonna hurt (to coin a phrase).

So yeah. Try to explain to him how digestion works. And point out that he's showing his adoring love for the Zelda franchise by shitting on it and flushing it down the toilet. That doesn't strike me as something I'd want to do to something I actually liked.

 

[FrsDvl]

Just let him do it

 

[JackEtc]

No fucking way.

 

[RK9039]

Tell your friend not to do it unless he wants to take a massive DOOMP.

 

[Foxix Von]

Yup, this further cements the idea that I will never understand Nintendo fanaticism.

 

[Vylash]

 

[Slayven]

My head hurts.

 

[co1onel]

He told me it will be a fitting tribute to a game series he loves so much, to have it always be "inside" of him

Tell him about the disrespect he will be doing to the series once he poops the game out and flushes it down the toilet.

 

[HeisenbergLannister]

 

[Magna_Mixalis]

This is some frightening cartridge shit.

Fixed that for you...

As for the OP, be sure to nominate your friend for a Darwin Award.

Oh, and is he going to at least break the cart up, or is he going full-stupid and swallowing it whole?