I did notice when I said I wasn't taking her path to the library she got sad.
Stop trying to projecting what you want her to be feeling onto her.
I did notice when I said I wasn't taking her path to the library she got sad.
Should've listened to me, fucker. lol
Stop trying to projecting what you want her to be feeling onto her.
Also she literally said "aww" as in "aww man" and had a sad look on her face.
No projecting.
If she doesn't get off in three minutes do you have to call in Rosey and Jamal?
You can do a lot of stupid shit in college. More tbh.
Depends on how good you can beatboxIf you've never fooled around/had sex with a woman and can get her off in three minutes, you're some kind of savant.
This is so crazy it might just work!Be a gentleman, ask her out on a date, bro.
Should've listened to me, fucker. lol
Doesn't really matter. If she's into him he can still ask her out and now he doesn't look as desperate asking her out again immediately.
You've gotta invest a bit more than $20 to get into a girl's nether regions. Get onto Tinder if you're looking for hook ups.Okay see, what my thought process was here was pretty simple.
I thought:
After the final, I won't see her on a regular basis.
Instead of going through the hoops of asking her out, deciding on a place, and whatever, which I didn't feel like doing, I figured, "If I ask this and she doesn't reciprocate, there is only one more class before I never have to see her again"
I wouldn't be heartbroken by this, I just have a thing for her and that's it.
I was thinking that if I did this, I wouldn't be putting anything on the line unlike a date where I would drive there and pay for a meal and what not for a higher possible chance at fingerbanging but more resources spent, compared to no resources spent with a higher percentage of failing
It's like XCOM.
You're mistake was not first showing how good you are with your fingers. Then saying "Only need 10 secs".
You're mistake was not first showing how good you are with your fingers. Then saying "Only need 10 secs".
Exactly. Asking her out after going 0-60 the previous day is a fools move.
Is it really? I think you're playing this like advanced chess when it's actually just two people who has a semi awkward encounter.
Him: "Wanna fool around? "
Her: "Haha, no, i gtg"
Him: "How about for three minutes??"
Her: "Lol no! I'm going to class."
Him: *Posts GAF thread*
(24 hours pass)
Her: "Hey, no, you're cool, I wasn't weirded out at all."
Him: "Wanna go out sometime?"
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...Do you see the problem there?
Okay this got me lmao
Also she literally said "aww" as in "aww man" and had a sad look on her face.
No projecting.
Yeah, a lot more leeway to just fade into the crowd if things go pear-shaped, or enough alcohol was involved that everyone else got compromised by doing something stupid. In high school everything's more tight-knight, along with the fact that being underage makes things a lot sketchier (like how a dick pic goes from perfectly legal straight to kiddie porn across that line).
You've gotta invest a bit more than $20 to get into a girl's nether regions.
Okay see, what my thought process was here was pretty simple.
I thought:
After the final, I won't see her on a regular basis.
Instead of going through the hoops of asking her out, deciding on a place, and whatever, which I didn't feel like doing, I figured, "If I ask this and she doesn't reciprocate, there is only one more class before I never have to see her again"
I wouldn't be heartbroken by this, I just have a thing for her and that's it.
I was thinking that if I did this, I wouldn't be putting anything on the line unlike a date where I would drive there and pay for a meal and what not for a higher possible chance at fingerbanging but more resources spent, compared to no resources spent with a higher percentage of failing
It's like XCOM.
And just like X-COM, OP thought he had a 95% chance but still missed her.
I have an update. I texted her this morning an apology saying I'm sorry if I made you feel uncomfortable and I feel like a creep for what I did. She replied "lol not at all"
She sat next to me at the extra credit thing and we are talking like it didn't even happen.
Soooooo yeah
UPDATE 2: Extra credit thing ended. We parted ways afterwards. I did notice when I said I wasn't taking her path to the library she got sad. Also looked at me every time something funny happened/ I laughed during the movie we had to watch. That's it. In my science class. That's prolly the last update until Monday.
What's fucked up about this is that you think you're fine because you played it off as a joke... but you weren't joking.
Imagine if instead of saying you we're just kidding you told her the truth which you've laid out here:
"Hey so here's the deal. I'm looking to have sexual relations for the first time and I was so forward when I asked you to fool around in your car for 3 minutes, and by fool I meant fingerbang you, because you're attractive and all but I don't want to like date you or anything. I mean seriously we have zero chemistry and nothing in common and so, since I look at things as transactional and through a lens of resource management, I figured why waste my time and 20$ on you when I could get either the fingering or the rejection for free. I mean honestly, in the end my fingers in your body is the only thing I really wanted out of our semester sitting next to each other."
I have to agree with this. I'll give the OP credit, though, he's got balls to say shit like to her face. That or he's seriously out to lunch.So this girl you've been sitting next to in class, that has basically shown you 0 affection so far, you just asked her to let her get fingerfucked by you in her car?
The fuck is wrong with you. You probably haven't even kissed this girl, probably never even held her hand, yet you think she'll just go from 0 to a 100 and let you fondle her genitals out of the blue? I reiterate: what the fuck is wrong with you.
I swear, i'm getting too old for this stuff. You need some social rehabilitation if you really think this was a sensible decision.
If I told you I'd learned something from this thread, would you believe me?
I guess that depends on what you've learned.
This is going in the completely opposite direction than most GAF threadsI learned that if I want to have a lasting relationship with a girl or even a short one, I need to think things out from their point of view, don't think of girls you don't think you're compatible with as just objects of sexuality and don't compare fingerbanging to XCOM.
I learned that if I want to have a lasting relationship with a girl or even a short one, I need to think things out from their point of view, don't think of girls you don't think you're compatible with as just objects of sexuality and don't compare fingerbanging to XCOM.
I learned that if I want to have a lasting relationship with a girl or even a short one, I need to think things out from their point of view, don't think of girls you don't think you're compatible with as just objects of sexuality and don't compare fingerbanging to XCOM.
I learned that if I want to have a lasting relationship with a girl or even a short one, I need to think things out from their point of view, don't think of girls you don't think you're compatible with as just objects of sexuality and don't compare fingerbanging to XCOM.