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Middle school teacher gives student lap dance in class

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GungHo

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We've actually had a lot of this shit here in Houston recently. I don't know what's in the water, but damn, people, cut it out.
 
I just want to know the sequence of events that led from the students announcing "it's his birthday!" to the teacher deciding to give him a lap dance.
 
A person in a position of power, and you don't think at all that he might have felt obligated to do that due to his subordinate position in the teacher/student relationship? I don't get this shit.
Comon with all that, man. He was loving every minute of it.
 

Teknoman

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So messed up. I could see if it was actually funny, but some of the stuff mentioned in the OP.. how were they not creeped the hell out.

Some schools have one or two classes where the students are alot more relaxed around teachers than they should be (blurting out in class when something is messed up / telling teachers to chill out after announcing pop quizzes etc. and not having any repercussions).

I just want to know the sequence of events that led from the students announcing "it's his birthday!" to the teacher deciding to give him a lap dance.

I'd like to know why she decided to roll with the students request in the first place. In middle school we'd have kids tell teachers their ideas about having class outside or not taking tests today and those were never successful, but something like this gets through?
 

shira

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Does anyone have that gif/youtube of the comdienne in a pony tail. She's wearing headphones grabs a guy on the street and spanks his ass grinds him up.
 

Omega

Banned
During questioning, Smith admitted that she gave the youngster a lap dance at the urging of his classmates.

we used to urge teachers to not give us homework and they would say no

ask for a lapdance? sure thing
 

mustafa

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She should have at least blown the guy or banged him so she could blend in with all the other pedophiles. This case is so bizarre that nobody will ever forget this one.
 

Omega

Banned
She should have at least blown the guy or banged him so she could blend in with all the other pedophiles. This case is so bizarre that nobody will ever forget this one.

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Big difference between being an idiot and giving a pre-teen a lapdance than actually having sex with them.

I wish I had my English teach freshman year of high school do this for me. I would have been in heaven.

Lucky you. I'm pretty sure my freshman English teacher was older than the Earth itself
 

HeySeuss

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Big difference between being an idiot and giving a pre-teen a lapdance than actually having sex with them.

She's not an idiot. She had sexual contact with a child. Just because there was a clothes barrier doesn't change anything in the eyes of the law. If you want to minimize it that's fine, but she's a sex offender at least, pedophile at worst.
 

AoM

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Some schools have one or two classes where the students are alot more relaxed around teachers than they should be (blurting out in class when something is messed up / telling teachers to chill out after announcing pop quizzes etc. and not having any repercussions).

Yeah, I understand that. I guess it's the mob mentality: everyone cheering and laughing, not really thinking how crazy it was.
 
I can think of some middle school teachers I would have loved to get a lap dance from. But it's pretty fucked up that it actually happened in a classroom setting haha.

The "I love you baby" is the weirdest thing too. Was she questioned if she had a relationship with the student outside of school?
 

lmpaler

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Lucky you. I'm pretty sure my freshman English teacher was older than the Earth itself

She was about 33 and had the best figure I had(and every other guy my age) had seen outside porn. We were all smitten and we all passed her class lol. I think she used that to her advantage to get us to pay attention and get good grades. None of the guys in any of her classes failed or had anything lower than a C or B depending
 

Lowmelody

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Shit I started quoting all these suckas trying to pass this off as ok or acceptable or understandable or justifiable but I just don't have the energy, you fools are fucked in the head. You don't pull this shit with kids, even, and i know this is shocking, but EVEN with HORNY BOYS. Kids talk shit all the time, but as fucking ADULTS we should all be in fucking agreement that we not indulge them in ways that will undermine their boundaries with other adults or people in positions of authority in general.
 

Teknoman

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I can think of some middle school teachers I would have loved to get a lap dance from. But it's pretty fucked up that it actually happened in a classroom setting haha.

The "I love you baby" is the weirdest thing too. Was she questioned if she had a relationship with the student outside of school?

Yeah the situation probably goes alot deeper than this incident, especially saying something like that at the end.

Shit I started quoting all these suckas trying to pass this off as ok or acceptable or understandable or justifiable but I just don't have the energy, you fools are fucked in the head. You don't pull this shit with kids, even, and i know this is shocking, but EVEN with HORNY BOYS. Kids talk shit all the time, but as fucking ADULTS we should all be in fucking agreement that we not indulge them in ways that will undermine their boundaries with other adults or people in positions of authority in general.

I dont think anyone passed it off as justifiable or ok. Some were making jokes early on (the whole "nice..." meme type replies) but thats about it. Honestly I dont think anyone in this thread thinks anything in the situation is ok, for all parties involved.
 

MYE

Member
I had an English teacher who liked to have her ass slapped while walking between desk rows...

She was in her early/mid 30s, single, very fond of tight black leather pants, and now looking back, horny as hell holy shit.
 

JohnDoe

Banned
I had an English teacher who liked to have her ass slapped while walking between desk rows...

She was in her early/mid 30s, single, very fond of tight black leather pants, and now looking back, horny as hell holy shit.

what
 

terrisus

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You have to wonder how the thought process on this went...

I think I'll give a lap dance to someone: Fine
In front of an audience: Alright
The person is 13 years old: Umm...
The audience is a bunch of 13-year-olds: Wait...
They are my students: No...
I'm doing this in school: What the heck?...
 

painey

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She said her performance lasted about four minutes.

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Investigators reviewed video of the lap dance performance and it actually lasted 3.54 minutes.

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This woman is straight up Looney Tunes. The fact that she did this is bad enough, but in front of the ENTIRE CLASS?!

Good god. That's fucking crazy.
 

ruxtpin

Banned
oh come on. My sunday school teacher gave me lap dances at church all the time. I turned out just fine. You folks are too uptight.
 

MYE

Member
The student said he sat down and Ms. Smith gave him a full contact lap dance, rotating her buttocks against him and rubbing her hands all over his body. Ms. Smith also got on her knees in front of him and placed her head between his legs. The student admitted that he slapped Ms. Smith on the buttocks a few times.

At the end of the dance, Ms. Smith wrapped her arms around the student and he gave her bottom another squeeze. She hugged him and said “I love you, baby. Happy birthday,” according to documents.

HAHA I can't breathe...

Imma gonna go ahead and say for the sake of PC that I "feel sorry for the "poor", obviously traumatized kid" but would totally not mind if this happened to me at that age. You fucking kidding me? Kid is a legend already
 
I had a hot teacher in middle school that would always sit in our laps and flirt with us during class. Never even thought back on it until this thread.
 
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