Bare Grills
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Flee your house
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My house has fleas, will my PS4 be ok?
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StarlordDial
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Jeez OP
You bought a Playstation , not a Fleastation
You bought a Playstation , not a Fleastation
"Help gaf, did my PS4 just get dated by fleas?"
Cookie Dough
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As much as your PS4 might hate it, you might need to get it to wear a flea collar.
ClayKavalier
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Please tell us you plan to take care of the fleas either way.
OfTheOverflow
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They'll download flea-to-play games lousy with microtransactions.
"Up: HDMI port devoured "
RealityCheque
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Put a spider in it. It'll defend its territory from fleas.
And 1 spider is a lot easier to live with than a million fleas.
And 1 spider is a lot easier to live with than a million fleas.
jetsetnickradio
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unapersson
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Im not trying to scare you op, but when I was little... my family lived in a house with fleas in it prior to us moving there.
I would wake up and have bite marks all over my body (face, arms, legs mostly)... our legs used to get it the worst, we looked like users of drugs down there.
Anyways, one day I awoke to a loud screaming in the other room across the hallway. I ran over to see what was up. I went over to my lil sister's room and saw a GIANT MAMA FLEA, eyes like burning coal, and holding my lil sis in a sort of headlock. The flea starts talking, "look. I dont want any trouble. All you gotta do is make sure I get what I want, and I'll just leave."
I was afeared.
So I ask 'er, I says "wtf do you want? Pls dont hurt he-" before i could finish my sentence, the mama flea says, "shut the fuck up! You dont ask any questions, I do! Understand?! ...bitch??" So I shut right the fuck up.
The flea now starts looking around the room (mostly at the floor) while still holding my sister (who is silently crying her eyes out). The flea then says "where are they?" I said "wait, Wut?" "Dont you dare play stupid with me disgusting human! Where are my friends?!" She exclaimed. At this point, I remembered my mom had paid the carpet cleaning company extra to "terminate any infestations found" while cleaning.
I lied to the mama flea. I told her, "spaghetti". She instantly exploded and dissipated into thin air. It seems I got lucky that time. I will never forget that moment.
Tldr; deal with the fleas now, but be wary of their backup.
I would wake up and have bite marks all over my body (face, arms, legs mostly)... our legs used to get it the worst, we looked like users of drugs down there.
Anyways, one day I awoke to a loud screaming in the other room across the hallway. I ran over to see what was up. I went over to my lil sister's room and saw a GIANT MAMA FLEA, eyes like burning coal, and holding my lil sis in a sort of headlock. The flea starts talking, "look. I dont want any trouble. All you gotta do is make sure I get what I want, and I'll just leave."
I was afeared.
So I ask 'er, I says "wtf do you want? Pls dont hurt he-" before i could finish my sentence, the mama flea says, "shut the fuck up! You dont ask any questions, I do! Understand?! ...bitch??" So I shut right the fuck up.
The flea now starts looking around the room (mostly at the floor) while still holding my sister (who is silently crying her eyes out). The flea then says "where are they?" I said "wait, Wut?" "Dont you dare play stupid with me disgusting human! Where are my friends?!" She exclaimed. At this point, I remembered my mom had paid the carpet cleaning company extra to "terminate any infestations found" while cleaning.
I lied to the mama flea. I told her, "spaghetti". She instantly exploded and dissipated into thin air. It seems I got lucky that time. I will never forget that moment.
Tldr; deal with the fleas now, but be wary of their backup.
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