Ra's Putin, I see.
I feel like this YTMND I made a decade ago is appropriate:
http://rararaspun.ytmnd.com/
Ra's Putin, I see.
Didn't this happen to Kim Jong Un, and everyone was freaking out, but it turns out he was just getting fatter or something.
Кремль готовит важное заявление, журналистов просят не разъезжаться на выходные
По словам источника в пресс-службе президента России на ближайшее время готовится важное заявление и по этой причине руководителей профильных СМИ попросили быть готовыми в ближайшие дни к возможной пресс-конференции.
-Vlasti
He's not dead — but chaos is brewing in the Kremlin
http://uk.businessinsider.com/chaos-and-cracks-behind-the-putin-regime-2015-3?r=US#ixzz3UJB89mj7
The Kremlin is preparing for a major announcement regarding Putin, all the major media outlets have been informed :
hrmm
Edit: Do we like Putin in this thread or not? He seems pretty terrible.
The Kremlin is preparing for a major announcement regarding Putin, all the major media outlets have been informed to prepare accordingly :
Probably just out for a while having fun with his mistress.
The Kremlin is preparing for a major announcement regarding Putin, all the major media outlets have been informed to prepare accordingly :
regarding Putin?
I have read that the media bosses has been told to prepare for a major announcement, but not any other detail.
The Kremlin is preparing for a major announcement regarding Putin, all the major media outlets have been informed to prepare accordingly :
He's heading to Wrestlemania 31 to personally cheer on Rusev in his match against Cena.
What's Medvedev up to? Has he been seen?
Same thing as the "Castro is dead" rumors for the last 60 years I guess.
There are reports that the General in command of the Internal Troops has been killed. Nothing substantial to confirm it yet but if true could indicate that there is indeed some big stuff going on behind the scenes.
Mapping his brain to a robot body takes time.
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Same thing as the "Castro is dead" rumors for the last 60 years I guess.
It could be anything. The most likely possibility at this point is a press conference related to family affairs - after this one-week leave of absence. This is the problem when there is no transparency though, everything is guesswork at this point. Of course people will understand if this will be a birth announcement of some sort.
Game of Thrones marathon, obviously.
No.He's heading to Wrestlemania 31 to personally cheer on Rusev in his match against Cena.
This is fascinating really wonder what's going on. Come clean!
Maybe the doctor injected the Botox into a vein.Nope. The Kremlin is doing a really poor job at spinning - their official statement is glib and vague as hell. It's weird. They simply don't have a story, so whatever happened was unexpected. The joke about Putin having more plastic surgery might not be a bad guess. He's vain as shit. If he swelled up or something I could totally see him canceling and the Kremlin panicking to think of an excuse.
Did he really become a dad?
Maybe he was walking fast through the kitchen and accidentally caught his left nut on the edge of a table resulting in a small tear to the scrotum and bruising around the groin.
That wouldn't be life threatening but would definitely lay him up for a week at least.
At least we know Putin has a GAF account now.That seems... oddly specific?
Maybe he was walking fast through the kitchen and accidentally caught his left nut on the edge of a table resulting in a small tear to the scrotum and bruising around the groin.
That wouldn't be life threatening but would definitely lay him up for a week at least.
lol this is goodRiding his bear, letting off some steam.