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Shaq believes in a flat earth. Edit: Claims he doesn't believe in a flat earth
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I think you might be overinvested in a spherical existence. we're much too small for that. consider the flatness of your little patch of earth, and appreciate it. If you need more, that's negotiable. But no one needs a sphere. The earth is flat and thank God for it.
Adam Sadler
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No, at least mines isn't. I haven't seen any hardcore evidence that really proves me wrong, but I also don't think it's that big of a deal. Like my life isn't going to change if I was proved wrong or proved right, but I've read the facts on this matter.
I know someone who believes it and I can't believe he believes it. Its shocking.
You've read crackpot theories on the matter being touted as facts. Not facts.
are you calling me fat?
not at all, sir. In fact, I was admiring your 2d silhouette. It's rather daring, if I might say so.
I'll wager you have no shortage of company when you're out on the town.
Adam Sadler
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This comes off kinda mean. I grew up reading and learning from these so called "History" books for 30 years, but I don't call em crackpot theories. Just have an open mind.
hipbabboom
Huh? What did I say? Did I screw up again? :(
I'm always amazed in how people selectively believe science. At least humor yourself aim for things in the philosophical realm that cant be proven or disproven by our current scientific laws. At least this way you can't sit in front of a computer (a box filled with science) and argue in favor of stupid shit.
Conkersbadfurday
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All of the information in the world and at our fingertips, yet we're just as dumb as ever.
This is why we can't have nice things >:[
This is why we can't have nice things >:[
Poltergust
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Now I'm really curious as to what other "facts" are in these history books of yours.
Marky Mark
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When did the thread title get changed? Thanks to whomever did so, the "an" was killing me.
Waddle Dee
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If the earth is flat then why hasn't any humans or whatever else got to the edge and fell off? Where is the end point?
LookAtMeGo
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Look at 14min into this video. Thats not the lens making the earth curve like that.
https://youtu.be/kOIyBAcz1yI
The whole video is a cool look at living in space.
https://youtu.be/kOIyBAcz1yI
The whole video is a cool look at living in space.
Conkersbadfurday
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Because the Earth is like a Pacman level, duh. You just appear on the other side again.
Marky Mark
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You just flip over to the other side, that's why it's called down under.
i thought thus was fake at first
like a rickroll for 2 hours....its actually real wtf
I'm assuming they believe it is flat like a mobius strip ... I mean, if someone is going to believe something insane, they don't need evidence.
They have. You and everyone else for the past few hundred years have just been under the thumb of the Mainstream Media's FAKE NEWS.
Sheep.
This dude went WW3 on Javale McGee for several years over his dumb antics on the court. No way Shaq deserves a pass for being this dumb.
Waddle Dee
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You dropped your history book, Adam.
2 + 2 = 5. Have an open mind.
LookAtMeGo
Member
Holy shit. Basically every video of earth from space is filled with flat earth nutters in the comments. Hahaha oh man the internet was a mistake.
... read my post again. Does it really need a /s?
Adam Sadler
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I can only assume you said this not knowing some grass type exist that is known to be blue. Festuca grass, look it up, hopefully with knowing that you'd also be willing to accept the possibility of what I was previously saying as well.
Saying "the earth is flat" is like saying "the grass is blue".
What honest reason do you think someone would have to create a massive conspiracy to make everyone in the world believe that the Earth is round and then continue the conspiracy forever.
Educated people have known for thousands of years that the Earth is round. The idea that everyone thought it was flat until the past few centuries is a misconception.
Permanently A
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So much for the tolerant left
LookAtMeGo
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Its the illuminati trying to convince people that evolution is true. Seriously.
Marky Mark
Member
Hey even if you're dumb for thinking the earth is flat at least you introduced me to this cool grass (if its real!!). I might get some in my garden of i can. Thanks man. Keep fighting
Lol thought you were being sarcastic about the flat earth but serious about going easy on him.
You presented a scientific fact to back up your grass and then ask them to take scientific fact and disregard it.
I've got some beachfront property in Death Valley that is an absolute steal that you should hear about.
Earth is composed of opposite hemispheres
which rotate in opposite directions - equal
to a zero value existence (plus & minus). As
entity, the opposite hemispheres cancel out.
Earth exist as 4 - 90 degree opposite corner
quadrants, but not as a 360 degree circle.
Earth is Cubic opposites, nothing as circle.
A singularity inflicted scholar has not the
mentality, freedom or guts to know that
academia is a Trojan Horse mind control.
Singularity brotherhood owns your brain,
destroying your ability to think Cubicism.
Evil academia blocks out Time Cube site
and suppresses its discussion and debate.
You are an educated singularity idiot who
can stupidly deny Nature's Harmonic 4
simultaneous 24 hour days within a single
rotation of Earth, or even make parody of
the Cubic Creation Principle - but your
mental ability to comprehend thegreatest
social and scientific discovery of all human
existence has been lobotomized by the evil
academic singularity bastards hired to
destroy your ability to think opposite. You
cannot comprehend Opposite Creation.
Religous/academic taught singularity is the
reduction of the human mind to android.
The half of Earth seen from
space, cannot exist without
the opposite half not seen...
existing as opposite values.
Earth entity does not exist -
for it is composed of opposite
hemispheres which rotate in
opposite directions - equating
to a zero value existence, and
to nothing as a "singularity".
You were educated to live an
evil lie - and your heirs will
suffer hell for your stupidity.
The entity you seek is death.
Cool video! I wouldn't be able to be an astronaut though, because I have jumpy legs.
Steeped in a Sea of Games
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*wink* *nod*
wat
Savage
Don't work yourself into a shoot.
What a great video. Thanks for sharing.
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