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[SwiftDeath]

Wait did she ask you to do that or tell you to do that?

She told me to cum in her this morning, turns out her depo shot had expired. Thank the lord for plan b.

 

[block tower]

You sir are a genius.

ive ate out my fair share of asses, what can i say..

 

[Stalyn]

You are sharing her breh. That girl is too loose, to be messing only with you.

 

[Cake Boss]

Can't wait for the golden shower update.

She told me before this was her fantasy. Its expected. We are already talked about it.

 

[Foxy Fox 39]

Frodo? Is that some strange slang for marriage?

Translation: How do I convince her to let me perform anal sex without seeming like its the object of my obsession.

 

[rpmurphy]

Give her the chocolate, Hisao.

 

[HOMEBOY OVER HERE]

tell us how the strap on play goes

 

[dcelw540]

Op we need photos of this girl

 

[Skeyser]

Op we need photos of this girl

photos? videos...

 

[braves01]

She says she's saving anal for marriage. How do I break that ass without being all Frodo about it?

Slip a finger in first but be careful the ring wraiths will be able to sense your location.

 

[kick51]

ha, that's nothing.

come back when you're pounding pints of water so that you can soak each other in your respective urine, amateur

op is totally a noob in the kink scene, excited to find one girl who does something slightly weird lollllllllllllllllll

 

[POWERSPHERE]

 

[Yaphett Kotto]

photos? videos...

Go ahead and post it on a porn site, OP.

 

[FalsettoVibe]

Not really into all that....

 

[block tower]

She told me before this was her fantasy. Its expected. We are already talked about it.

if your really down to get it dirty, eat her pussy out and let her piss when she cums while your still eatin her out.

 

[May16]

The kind of girl you take home to momma.

 

[FrostuTheNinja]

ha, that's nothing.

come back when you're pounding pints of water so that you can soak each other in your respective urine, amateur

op is totally a noob in the kink scene, excited to find one girl who does something slightly weird lollllllllllllllllll

This post is art

 

[Yaphett Kotto]

if your really down to get it dirty, eat her pussy out and let her piss when she cums while your still eatin her out.

Squirting?

 

[Zozz]

Wait did she ask you to do that or tell you to do that?

I asked to use a condom but she said she had the depo shot, when she came to, she asked if I came in her, i did.

 

[ponpo]

Off Topic aka Made Up Sex Stories

 

[Bread]

cake boss

 

[akira28]

Squirting?

he said piss, not squirt.

 

[block tower]

Squirting?

squirting and pissing at the same time. double the fun.

 

[Kozak]

Yeah I feel you OP

*hi 5*

 

[Vermillion]

You are sharing her breh. That girl is too loose, to be messing only with you.

What.

 

[Freyjadour]

 

[Yaphett Kotto]

he said piss, not squirt.

It was the "eat her piss when she cums" that threw me off.

Eh, whatever, squirting and pissing sounds pretty fucking kinky tho.

 

[ffdgh]

Uhhhhhh....Congratz?

 

[Resilient]

he said piss, not squirt.

So pissing then?

 

[Darksol]

So I did it and felt great that she will take anything that I will give her. The quiet sweet looking ones are always the kinkiest one.

You're in the wrong thread.

 

[Cake Boss]

Off Topic aka Made Up Sex Stories

Lol this hate fuels me, then I spit it.

 

[Resilient]

Lol this hate fuels me, then I spit it.

Unless you can prove it otherwise, it's not true and Ponpo is right. So this is a made up story until then.

 

[ComputerMKII]

Who is "she"?

 

[PhantomHound]

Lol this hate fuels me, then I spit it.

 

[kick51]

Lol this hate fuels me, then I spit it.

whatever noob, go get your red wings then maybe you'll be caught up to the year 2014

nobody cares about spit and light peeing on each other in the shower...that's what old people do. she's just trying to get back at daddy a little, then you'll be on the curb.

 

[IceCold]

Sounds pretty tame to me if you are already doing oral/eating ass.

 

[akira28]

So pissing then?

they're not the same. I've had this argument before and I'll have it again if it doesn't bore me.

 

[ponpo]

Unless you can prove it otherwise, it's not true and Ponpo is right. So this is a made up story until then.

For what its worth, you probably can't prove 99% of the stories people tell in OT but I doubt that many are fake.

Spoiler

Just all the short, sex related ones.

 

[butzopower]

If a girl asked me this I'd probably slap her in the face and then spit all over her mouth and face and stick my pinky in her belly button because that's what she really wants.

 

[20cent]

if your really down to get it dirty, eat her pussy out and let her piss when she cums while your still eatin her out.

Oh yeah we ruined so many hotel rooms like that. One of my fav'

 

[kick51]

Off Topic aka Made Up Sex Stories

you live in japan, of course you think stories of people actually touching each other are fake

 

[Skeyser]

you live in japan, of course you think stories of people actually touching each other are fake

damn you're on a roll

 

[Resilient]

they're not the same. I've had this argument before and I'll have it again if it doesn't bore me.

I'm all for discussion. Have at it. I want to see some actual proof and not another made up sexy time story.

 

[ponpo]

you live in japan, of course you think stories of people actually touching each other are fake

I don't have tonystare.gif handy so...

http://a.pomf.se/bozzhg.webm

Spoiler

Also you don't need to touch to spit in someone's mouth

 

[Fancy Clown]

+

+

 

[Acorn]

whatever noob, go get your red wings then maybe you'll be caught up to the year 2014

nobody cares about spit and light peeing on each other in the shower...that's what old people do. she's just trying to get back at daddy a little, then you'll be on the curb.

you live in japan, of course you think stories of people actually touching each other are fake

Sheeeeeiiiiiiittttt

I like you

 

[akira28]

I'm all for discussion. Have at it. I want to see some actual proof and not another made up sexy time story.

I will only say that I have experienced all sorts of ejaculate events, and I have a very hard time believing all these women were so superbly hydrated, or would have a 2nd reservoir of "sex pee" to release during intercourse, and then the standard yellow stuff when they go tinkle. Women also seem to know the difference between when they are going to squirt, and when they need to stop and take a pee break.

The fluid from the skene's gland is more similar to precum than urine. It comes out at a different velocity than urine, smells nothing like urine, tastes *ahem*, and

wait, are your squirt experiences porn or reality based?

 

[block tower]

they're not the same. I've had this argument before and I'll have it again if it doesn't bore me.

cum is female ejaculate
squirting is female ejaculate mixed with other flueds
piss is piss

it all goes down the same for me

 

[Monocle]

That will never be hot. The thought makes me gag almost as much as the idea of someone drinking sperm in large quantities. Just no.

 

[Darknight]

OP tell your girl she has to bang your best bud. Like doing that means she def a keeper. Also I want to be that best friend of yours so gimme your address and Ill be there in fitty.