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[Resilient]

i had a better idea.. i kick your wife in the back of the legs and fuck her bareback doggy style, just as i am about to nut i whip out nintendoggy 2 and using the dsi i record me covering her mouth and busting up her nostrils as she fingers my taint. bitch.

What

 

[womfalcs3]

Saliva is exchanged during kissing anyway. This ain't all that.

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

i had a better idea.. i kick your wife in the back of the legs and fuck her bareback doggy style, just as i am about to nut i whip out nintendoggy 2 and using the dsi i record me covering her mouth and busting up her nostrils as she fingers my taint. bitch.

Blast from the past. Wasn't expecting that.

 

[hidys]

Get ready

How can I unsee this?

 

[PinkCrayon]

i had a better idea.. i kick your wife in the back of the legs and fuck her bareback doggy style, just as i am about to nut i whip out nintendoggy 2 and using the dsi i record me covering her mouth and busting up her nostrils as she fingers my taint. bitch.

That's a deep cut right there.

 

[hateradio]

http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/Lindsay-Lohan-Spits-Out-Drink.gif

Blast from the past. Wasn't expecting that.

I knew it was familiar. I was searching, but I was just not using the right words.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=16474460&postcount=10

 

[A Fish Aficionado]

i had a better idea.. i kick your wife in the back of the legs and fuck her bareback doggy style, just as i am about to nut i whip out nintendoggy 2 and using the dsi i record me covering her mouth and busting up her nostrils as she fingers my taint. bitch.

I understood that reference

 

[Casimir]

I need to watch Golden Boy again.

What

Famous ban.

 

[THRILLH0]

I asked to use a condom but she said she had the depo shot, when she came to, she asked if I came in her, i did.

Ooooh, unconscious sex. Kinky...

You sound like a total catch OP.

 

[SuperSah]

This thread is gooollllllddddd.

 

[PhoenixDark]

This reminds me of when Roxy Reynolds got mad at some dude, finished him off orally, and then spit his nut into his mouth.

 

[Demy]

Spit in mouth is tame. You've a whole world of weird ahead of you, OP.

 

[bengraven]

Spit in mouth is tame. You've a whole world of weird ahead of you, OP.

 

[Chuckie]

that doesn't sound healthy or hygienic

It's not really different from kissing actually.

i had a better idea.. i kick your wife in the back of the legs and fuck her bareback doggy style, just as i am about to nut i whip out nintendoggy 2 and using the dsi i record me covering her mouth and busting up her nostrils as she fingers my taint. bitch.

Lol. A classic.

 

[phxxBullet]

You're in the wrong thread.

eww.. no

Famous ban.

Just when I thought I'd seen every golden posts from GAF history, something new comes down the road.

 

[NateDog]

My ex once asked me to pee inside of her vagina. It is hard to pee with a boner, I couldn't do it. Maybe that was for the best.

A girl asked me to cut her in the middle of sex and I couldn't. I didn't think not cutting people during sex would result in a bad situation but who knew.

call me when you blow air into her ass like a balloon

 

[Loomba]

Why can I never find girls like this. I'm lucky if I get past missionary.

 

[Zombine]

Why can I never find girls like this. I'm lucky if I get past missionary.

You may want to look someplace other than the morgue if that's the case.

 

[LeeRoyBrown]

Why can I never find girls like this. I'm lucky if I get past missionary.

Try fingering their asshole on the first date.

If they let you, usually it's a good sign for later on down the track.

 

[SJRB]

You may want to look someplace other than the morgue if that's the case.

O my god hahaha

Amazing thread. Bless you, OP.

 

[Mdk7]

Get ready

That's always comedy gold, my god.

 

[Yonafunu]

i had a better idea.. i kick your wife in the back of the legs and fuck her bareback doggy style, just as i am about to nut i whip out nintendoggy 2 and using the dsi i record me covering her mouth and busting up her nostrils as she fingers my taint. bitch.

Bravo.

 

[Joe Shlabotnik]

A thread you can show to your kids in future years!

 

[Vigilant Walrus]

have you ever made a creamie in a girl who had a yeast infection? You just add some sugar, two eggs and some quinoa, and just stir that shit with one of her vibrators, and soon enough there will be a nice loaf of bread in her oven. good times!

 

[soqquatto]

adsense is going to go crazy on this thread

 

[Loomba]

You may want to look someplace other than the morgue if that's the case.

Try fingering their asshole on the first date.

If they let you, usually it's a good sign for later on down the track.

I mean one ex stuck her tongue in my ear once that was nice. It never happened again. I wish there was a way to tell before you start going out with someone. Oh well

 

[Mascot]

Can't wait for the golden shower update.

...then it's just one tiny step into the chocolate thunderstorm.

 

[Min0]

have you ever made a creamie in a girl who had a yeast infection? You just add some sugar, two eggs and some quinoa, and just stir that shit with one of her vibrators, and soon enough there will be a nice loaf of bread in her oven. good times!

What the fuck

 

[Cake Boss]

I mean one ex stuck her tongue in my ear once that was nice. It never happened again. I wish there was a way to tell before you start going out with someone. Oh well

What the fuck are you dating? Church nuns?

 

[Paracelsus]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dqey3NIJpd8

Don't know what her reaction would be though.

 

[Replicant]

It's just a lead-in for:

She says she's saving anal for marriage. How do I break that ass without being all Frodo about it?

Off Topic aka Made Up Sex Stories

you live in japan, of course you think stories of people actually touching each other are fake

Why can I never find girls like this. I'm lucky if I get past missionary.

You may want to look someplace other than the morgue if that's the case.

This thread is a mess.

I LOVE it. Moar!

 

[block tower]

What the fuck are you dating? Church nuns?

OP get a belt and take turns whippin each other while she's ridin you. some holy whippin

 

[Zozz]

Ooooh, unconscious sex. Kinky...

You sound like a total catch OP.

Yeah, totally knocked her unconscious

Spoiler

with my dick

 

[Bread]

These made my day

 

[Ravek]

This thread...is outstanding. Shots fired? People disgusted? Blast from the past ban post? Japanese memes? Awkward suggestions?

This is either a Marvel thread or fetish thread. And its awe-inspiring.

Thread of the Day?

Thread of the Day.

Edit: sub'd before eventual lock

 

[Robot Pants]

So you spit into your hand. Big deal

 

[MMaRsu]

Haha oh wow

 

[nullset2]

The quiet sweet looking ones are always the kinkiest one.

Quoting for the motherfucking true. So awesome.

Spoiler

and they always reject me, too

 

[Death Metalist]

 

[Ravek]

Your name.
Your avatar.
Your gif.
Love.

 

[keltickennedy]

She says she's saving anal for marriage. How do I break that ass without being all Frodo about it?

Don't be Frodo, be Gandalf....Speak friend and enter.

 

[pswii60]

Spit what in her mouth?

Phlegm.

 

[Night Hunter]

Okay, I did not know that I wanted this before now ...

 

[reddmyst]

Does she like to be slapped while you choke her? All the whole while pounding her from behind?

If so, that's awesome.

 

[NateDog]

Oh yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

 

[Death Metalist]

Your name.
Your avatar.
Your gif.
Love.

 

[Sai-kun]

i had a better idea.. i kick your wife in the back of the legs and fuck her bareback doggy style, just as i am about to nut i whip out nintendoggy 2 and using the dsi i record me covering her mouth and busting up her nostrils as she fingers my taint. bitch.

still gets a cackle out of me

see, i'm on board with this

 

[kick51]

real talk "saving anal for marriage" was the dumbest thing i've read until "without being all frodo about it"

 

[Manp]

they're also the most reasonably priced

wooohhoho

 

[twobear]

'she wanted me to spit in her mouth! she's so kinky and out there! i love it!'

meanwhile, the gays