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[Jarmel]

The one who has the better movie

Spoiler

and it's not Man of Steel

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Nope. I didn't even like MoS that much and I disagree.

 

[Foxy Fox 39]

Id rather get my bod to look like Henry's

 

[PhoncipleBone]

The best scene was him walking into the throne room in the beginning. Such a smug prick. lol

 

[Auto_aim1]

Henry Cavill's smile is cute. He wins by default. Physique-wise it's a tie I guess.

<3

Man of Steel is pretty awful though.

 

[twobear]

I'd pay actual money to watch them make out.

Yes yes yes yes yesy yes yes

 

[PhoncipleBone]

Henry Cavill's smile is cute. He wins by default. Physique-wise it's a tie I guess.

<3

Man of Steel is pretty awful though.

I will give Cavill the edge in smile. But Hemsworth has those awesome eyes.

In the end, it is a tie between the two of them in most categories:

Accent: Cavill is English. Hemsworth is Australian

Wife/Girlfriend: Cavill w/ Gina Carano. Hemsworth w/ Elsa Pataky

 

[Haly]

Loki.

Superman

As a heterosexual male, got dayum @ that hairy chest.

Speaking as a straight male, I can watch this all day.

As a straight man: dayumn.

As a completely straight male I'd let both nail me in the ass...

As a totally straight bro I'd let Thor cum in my mouth.

I'd like to hug either of them and gently nuzzle my head on their chests. Maybe try to siphon some of their manliness into my weak, misshapen form.

I'd pay actual money to watch them make out.

These posts made my morning.

 

[Fairly Rational]

I will give Cavill the edge in smile. But Hemsworth has those awesome eyes.

In the end, it is a tie between the two of them in most categories:

Accent: Cavill is English. Hemsworth is Australian

Wife/Girlfriend: Cavill w/ Gina Carano. Hemsworth w/ Elsa Pataky

Cavill is a gamer.

 

[PhoncipleBone]

Cavill is a gamer.

And Hemsworth's presence makes Natalie Portman giggle like a mindless teen girl in interviews. It is quite funny.

 

[Fairly Rational]

And Hemsworth's presence makes Natalie Portman giggle like a mindless teen girl in interviews. It is quite funny.

Yeah that's good for Portman. I'm not Portman, though.

I'd rather have Cavill at my back raiding than Portman giggling at me.

Spoiler

Jesus Christ what did I just say?

 

[PhoncipleBone]

Yeah that's good for Portman. I'm not Portman, though.

I'd rather have Cavill at my back raiding than Portman giggling at me.

Spoiler

Jesus Christ what did I just say?

LOL. I was just using it as an example of his manly presence. The fact that he can turn a highly intelligent, gorgeous woman like Portman into a mess just by sitting there.

In the end, I personally give the slight edge to Hemsworth, but only by the slimmest of margins.

 

[DedValve]

Wait, Steve was Goku? Fuck.

you mean jimmy. Jimmy was goku.

 

[Pop-O-Matic]

No match for Goku

I thought we all agreed that Dragon Ball: Evolution never happened.

 

[Soulscribe]

Honestly I've always considered these two to be by far the hottest leading men in Hollywood. Henry's greatest moments (the movie about the Gods, Man of Steel) are just 0_0


.... But that shirtless scene in Thor is pretty much the sexiest thing ever to be put on film, and nothing will ever come close to it. Not to mention his voice, demeanor in interviews, and charm are just heavenly.


I'm not a bottom but I'd let him conquer me with that hammer. Goth dang.

 

[PhoncipleBone]

I think we can all agree that both Cavill and Hemsworth make even straight men question their sexuality some.

It makes me think of how Morgan described Captain Awesome on "Chuck" :
"Dude, if he wanted to have me. I would let him."

 

[wenis]

I'd rather have Cavill's body. Dude is ripped and it looks like "life made me this way" where as hemsworth looks like "HGH makes me this way".

That's totally body type though, but that's just how it looks.

 

[Odinson]

Without a doubt..

 

[artist]

Thor is a giant, so unless you prefer giants over average, only then one would pick Thor.

 

[Grimm Fandango]

Loki.

These posts made my morning.

Relevant:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xi5L4NtS8eM

 

[Shaanyboi]

And Hemsworth's presence makes Natalie Portman giggle like a mindless teen girl in interviews. It is quite funny.

Amy Adams seems unable to not hit on/touch Cavill in interviews.

 

[RM8]

Strictly body-wise I'd say Thor wins this round. Face included... uh, please don't make me choose

 

[Rayis]

Damn, I can't choose, they're both fine specimens of men, delicious looking torsos all around, I guess I'd give anything to spend just one night with either one of these bad boys grrrr, though maybe I'd say Henry's hairy chest gives him a slight edge cuz hairy chests are sexy, but Chris's smoothness is also appealing, testosterone is a fantastic thing.

I'd pay actual money to watch them make out.

I'd pay my entire life savings to make this happen

I've always wanted to use this gif

 

[G-Fex]

fucking fanservice

 

[WetPotatoBread]

 

[inm8num2]

Superman and Thor are each boring.

Black Lightning wipes the floor with them both.

 

[SmarterUnconscious]

It's close but Thor is ahead by a bit. We are going to need to see their legs for the tie breaker.

 

[thetrin]

And here I thought I was going to have to get into a discussion about whether mjolnir counts as magic.

 

[freenudemacusers]

I would let them eiffel tower me bareback while each put electrode clamps on my nipples and pulling my hair while we orbit the sun in close proximity inside a ship made of fresh asphalt and engine grease.

Saying this as a totally straight male btw.

 

[TheKaeptain]

The best scene was him walking into the throne room in the beginning. Such a smug prick. lol

It was all down hill after that.

 

[rhophiehalul78]

No match for Goku

Lol. I could't stop laughing =))

 

[Slayer-33]

Good Christ.. If I was a woman I'd melt...

 

[J10]

How long until a Man of Steel Vs. The Avengers thread?

 

[Host Samurai]

The father of aesthetics easily beats them both

 

[Manmademan]

boothisman.gif

 

[bigboss370]

Superman all day err day

 

[Zen_Arcade]

Chris Helmsworth.

Also, that page strikes a blow to the whole Superman isn't overpowered. Withstands Hulk's punches, knocks out the Juggernaut with a single haymaker and overpower Thor.

But he would have to bow to Dr. Strange.

 

[bigboss370]

also, for non shirtless comparison, thor never looked this good in his suit:

goddamn o_o

 

[rexor0717]

I take it back, Superman wins.

Also, she helped make my decision.

 

[Haly]

Supes walks like he has a stick up his bum.

 

[Angelus Errare]

This argument gets messy because movie-verse Thor technically isn't magic.

Let's be real here, movie Thor and movie Supeman make no sense at all. We watch them for the action.

Comic book rules or bust.

 

[RM8]

I'd pay my entire life savings to make this happen

I add mine if Wolverine joins the fun.

 

[sirap]

Supes walks like he has a stick up his bum.

So does Thor. Them suits aren't comfortable.

 

[Van Owen]

Supes walks like he has a stick up his bum.

He just finished squat day.

 

[LiveFromKyoto]

Like both characters and movies, but Supes all day. Cannonball shoulders & crazy lats. It made me run out & buy the issue of muscle & fitness that has his workout in it.

Spoiler

I think the only part I can get down is the eating 5-6000 calories a day bit.

 

[Terrible Majesty]

LOL. I was just using it as an example of his manly presence. The fact that he can turn a highly intelligent, gorgeous woman like Portman into a mess just by sitting there.

link?

Thor has well proportioned muscles and greater size.

 

[LeleSocho]

Speaking as a straight male, I can watch this all day.

As a straight man: dayumn.

same here.

 

[Marion Cobretti]

Superman in the comics, Henry in real life.

 

[CF_Fighter]

As a male with chest hair I have to vote for Cavil. He knows that the chest hair is where all power comes from.

 

[Escape Goat]

 

[Dysun]

Thor's delts could be wider like Cavill