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The internet took a turn for the worse once memes surfaced
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Officer Meme here to declare NOT A MEME
Doc Holliday
SPOILER: Columbus finds America
Op is wrong!
uncelestial
Member
Hamster dance is a meme from 1999. They've been around as we know them since almost forever.
Square just shot themselves in the foot.
I don't know how much the rest of you know about Japanese culture (I'm an expert), but honor and shame are huge parts of it. It's not like it is in America where you can become successful by being an asshole. If you screw someone over in Japan, you bring shame to yourself, and the only way to get rid of that shame is repentance.
What this means is the japanese public, after hearing about this, is not going to want to purchase FFXIII for either system, nor will they purchase any of Square's games. This is HUGE. You can laugh all you want, but Square has alienated an entire market with this move.
Square, publicly apologize and cancel FFXIII for 360 or you can kiss your business goodbye.
I don't know how much the rest of you know about Japanese culture (I'm an expert), but honor and shame are huge parts of it. It's not like it is in America where you can become successful by being an asshole. If you screw someone over in Japan, you bring shame to yourself, and the only way to get rid of that shame is repentance.
What this means is the japanese public, after hearing about this, is not going to want to purchase FFXIII for either system, nor will they purchase any of Square's games. This is HUGE. You can laugh all you want, but Square has alienated an entire market with this move.
Square, publicly apologize and cancel FFXIII for 360 or you can kiss your business goodbye.
I remember when the "all your base are belong to us" meme dropped. IRC went nuts (gamesNET) for it. Every channel and every forum was taken over for weeks. That was a super fun meme, it's the first one I can remember that was huge with internet subculture but went no where in real life, if any normal person saw it they'd be perplexed. Good times.
shysaursoft
Member
Again, it depends on what you're focusing on. Image macro memes are relatively new due to expanded bandwidth, easier tools (the icanhazcheesburger network's online image macro creators did a lot for visibility and creation), etc.
But if you've been on forums since 1996, you've seen plenty of memes, albiet likely textual.
31337 speak, smilies
, and ascii art macros like THIS IS BOB COPY AND PASTE TO MAKE BOB A MEME variants, etc. And those are just the easily-identifiable, visible ones. There's a "can't see the forest for the trees" issue as well. But, y'know, tl;dr: do you have stairs in your house?Memes aren't just pictures, and not everyone is exposed to all the same memes at the same time, because that's not how the universe works. I'm rather glad for that. It can be annoying how some people think that "meme = global saturation", but the internet and culture is more fragmented than that.
I think image macros may spread more easily, because they're not reliant on text, which ties a thing to language, and language is super cultural. Seeing a cute doggo or pupper with the text "aww" on it, has a global appeal.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQnDkgdIn_A
Fox News, back in 2001.
- http://nymag.com/selectall/2016/02/all-your-base-are-belong-to-us-turns-15.html
Wired had a thing on it in 2001 as well: http://www.wired.com/2001/02/when-gamer-humor-attacks/
I remember the shirts, the mutations of the meme, and it's appearance and appropriation in the pop culture of the time. Even Subway used the phrase in advertising and billboards for a while. It was big, but, like most things in life, people forget about it a year later.
True that. I remember laughing when they dropped a reference to it in the Spider-Man 2 game.
I didn't know about it. I didn't know about the dancing baby either. Now I know about about current memes. That's the problem. I shouldn't know about them. Fix yourself, Internet.
Freshmaker
I am Korean.
uncelestial
Member
"____ Ate My Balls" is the first thing I can remember as being a meme as we know it now, with lots of pictures that variate on the theme, etc.
Maybe the OP is more upset about memes going more mainstream in the past few years? For a long time it was pretty much an internet subculture thing. Now even old people and news broadcasters know what a meme is.
Someone needs to make a meme about how Chuck Norris is a bigoted piece of human garbage.
It already exists, created by Chuck himself no less.
The Real Abed
Perma-Junior
Hamsterdance was popular before that if I recall. I was maybe 14 when it was thing, and I knew about it. And I was just on an X-Files fan forum for the most part lol.
I completely agree with this. Memes have no value and they stifle discussions which forums are usually for.
Also, be happy that gaming communities deteriorated not that long ago. Anime/manga communities went downhill way before that thanks to 4chan.
HazySaiyan
Banned
Op is wrong!
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Head of Vengarl
Banned
I wholeheartedly disagree. Memes are one of the wonders of the internet.
Blargonaut
Banned
We need to admit that the internet has a problem in the form of memes, and change has to start somewhere. Why not make it start with us, with GAF? The sooner we as a community accept that memes have made forum conversations far too predictable in the realm of replies, the better our collective future discourse will be in terms of intellectual quality.
What I propose is that, instead of the usual first to fourth and beyond pages of inane meme-spamming and -regurgitating that almost all forum topics (especially here on NeoGAF) devolve into, that it should be the obligation of EVERY attention-seeking, juvenile meme-inclined 1st-poster wannabe to curb their shallow enthusiasm and instead, post ASAP the following acronym in a joke-baity thread, in full capital and bold:
This acronym/symbol is what I have created for our sake and hereby name: Universal Memetic Aggregate, or UMA, for short. It may be deployed as-is in text form like above, or incorporated into a simple text-only image for graphical emphasis.
The power-word UMA is intended to represent EVERY SINGLE POSSIBLE MEME RESPONSE that could ever be made at any given opportune time. If a picture is worth a thousand words, then UMA is worth a thousand memes. By posting this symbolic acronym ASAP in a joke-inclined thread, your post will hereby account for ALL possible meme/joke responses and/or GIFs that could be implied by the thread topic at hand; therefore, promoting for the conversation to continue meme-free, and thus continue intelligently.
To post a meme after someone has posted UMA in a thread, is to bring the shame of dead horses upon you. It is to be beaten by the weight of your own tactlessness. To post a meme in a thread post-UMA is to invite justified ridicule for your bad taste in humour and your utterly contemptible disregard for what is sacred. To post a meme post-UMA is to admit that not only are you the type of person that explains jokes to people who didn't get it, you are also the type of person that explains jokes.
From now on, if you see a thread pop up, and the topic of discussion has one (or more) meme(s) that could be humorously relevant if posted, DON'T POST THE MEME(S).
Do memes a favour. Spam isn't dank, witty tact is. So, when in doubt... post UMA or variant UMA.me# instead. By doing so, you officially acknowledge the possibility of all the meme(s) on behalf of all participants in the conversation, and therefore help to prevent poor execution of memes from encroaching upon your intelligent conversation with their repetitive triteness and obscurity.
Do the internet a favour.
Post UMA instead.
What I propose is that, instead of the usual first to fourth and beyond pages of inane meme-spamming and -regurgitating that almost all forum topics (especially here on NeoGAF) devolve into, that it should be the obligation of EVERY attention-seeking, juvenile meme-inclined 1st-poster wannabe to curb their shallow enthusiasm and instead, post ASAP the following acronym in a joke-baity thread, in full capital and bold:
UMA
or
UMA.me#
Note: The '#' in '.lol#' being any number from 0 to 9001; this being an incorporation of the venerable GAFic advanced humour scale, to permit a semblance of mathematical magnitude and thus verisimilitude to the fair use of UMA. A higher number indicates that that particular deployment of UMA compensates for a greater amount of meme possibilitie (e.g., the posting of the phrase "UMA.me9001" means that the thread it was posted in has maximum meme-response potential, but all thread participants should refrain, cease and desist from posting said funniest memes, because it would stifle discussion of a real, actual topic).
or
UMA.me#
Note: The '#' in '.lol#' being any number from 0 to 9001; this being an incorporation of the venerable GAFic advanced humour scale, to permit a semblance of mathematical magnitude and thus verisimilitude to the fair use of UMA. A higher number indicates that that particular deployment of UMA compensates for a greater amount of meme possibilitie (e.g., the posting of the phrase "UMA.me9001" means that the thread it was posted in has maximum meme-response potential, but all thread participants should refrain, cease and desist from posting said funniest memes, because it would stifle discussion of a real, actual topic).
This acronym/symbol is what I have created for our sake and hereby name: Universal Memetic Aggregate, or UMA, for short. It may be deployed as-is in text form like above, or incorporated into a simple text-only image for graphical emphasis.
The power-word UMA is intended to represent EVERY SINGLE POSSIBLE MEME RESPONSE that could ever be made at any given opportune time. If a picture is worth a thousand words, then UMA is worth a thousand memes. By posting this symbolic acronym ASAP in a joke-inclined thread, your post will hereby account for ALL possible meme/joke responses and/or GIFs that could be implied by the thread topic at hand; therefore, promoting for the conversation to continue meme-free, and thus continue intelligently.
To post a meme after someone has posted UMA in a thread, is to bring the shame of dead horses upon you. It is to be beaten by the weight of your own tactlessness. To post a meme in a thread post-UMA is to invite justified ridicule for your bad taste in humour and your utterly contemptible disregard for what is sacred. To post a meme post-UMA is to admit that not only are you the type of person that explains jokes to people who didn't get it, you are also the type of person that explains jokes.
From now on, if you see a thread pop up, and the topic of discussion has one (or more) meme(s) that could be humorously relevant if posted, DON'T POST THE MEME(S).
Do memes a favour. Spam isn't dank, witty tact is. So, when in doubt... post UMA or variant UMA.me# instead. By doing so, you officially acknowledge the possibility of all the meme(s) on behalf of all participants in the conversation, and therefore help to prevent poor execution of memes from encroaching upon your intelligent conversation with their repetitive triteness and obscurity.
Do the internet a favour.
Post UMA instead.
shysaursoft
Member
The word meme, and what it means, is a meme.
You're using a meme, to complain about how memes stifle discussion.
Just thought you should know.
Op is wrong!
Ironically the SA forums will ban/probate people who spout memes.
This is the best rule in the history of the Internet.
I'd be willing to pay a yearly fee to post here if we implemented something similar.
Again, it depends on what you're focusing on. Image macro memes are relatively new due to expanded bandwidth, easier tools (the icanhazcheesburger network's online image macro creators did a lot for visibility and creation), etc.
But if you've been on forums since 1996, you've seen plenty of memes, albiet likely textual.
31337 speak, smilies
Memes aren't just pictures, and not everyone is exposed to all the same memes at the same time, because that's not how the universe works. I'm rather glad for that. It can be annoying how some people think that "meme = global saturation", but the internet and culture is more fragmented than that.
I think image macros may spread more easily, because they're not reliant on text, which ties a thing to language, and language is super cultural. Seeing a cute doggo or pupper with the text "aww" on it, has a global appeal.
Yup. When you had to wait for individual images to load, image memes were less prevalent. But text-based memes were absolutely rampant on things like IRC. It's been so long that I have a hard time remembering them...
But anyway, memes are serious business.
The Internet was actually ruined in September of 1993.
afternoon delight
Member
Need I mention goatse?
thekonamicode
Member
The entire internet has become the IGN vestibule board.
The Lamonster
Member
Memes are not 4 years old. Memes are as old as the internet.
Zen_Arcade
Banned
Sounds like your just spend more time on the internet now. I didn't even have the internet when dancing baby was a meme and I knew what it was by the early 2000s.
Not all discussion on forums has to be serious.
I agree that people here use memes during times when they shouldn't and generally run jokes into the ground. But memes have their value. I think that the problem is that most people here aren't very funny and just use memes instead of making jokes of their own. I don't think I can think of one meme that started here that I ever found funny.
You're full of shit
I'd been BBSing (Panoptic, FlagNet BBS represent) since probably 92, 93. They not only had memes, but memes everywhere, including inside games, ala Legend of the Red Dragon. RelayNet had text and ascii memes all the time.
I have no clue what you're on about, but I seriously doubt your nerd creds, sir.
The rules saying no memes is over 10 years old now. http://www.somethingawful.com/forum-rules/forum-rules/
HyperCubed4
Member
I would pay EviLore directly for access to an On Topic sub-forum where memes are bannable.
Pinko Marx
Banned
I remember when they were just called image macros...
DXLelouch153
Banned
im surprised something about Monsoon wasnt posted yet
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