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[PeregrinSe7en]

lucky guy.

 

[j_k_redtail]

.

 

[grandjedi6]

Just looking at this, I can tell its been sitting on a studio shelf for a couple years. Zero promotion before this, looks terrible.

*Looks up*

Yep, filmed in 2015. And apparently Lea Michele was supposed to star as the plain jane right after finishing Glee.

 

[cw_sasuke]

Saw the trailer....why ?

 

[D i Z]

Will watch for Daddario.

 

[pyros]

Fan service hell

 

[Boney]

I bet this was pitched by an AI

 

[Deadly Joker]

Will watch for Drew Scanlon.

 

[mnannola]

This movie's target audience is...who? Bunch of dudes going to see this just because of boobs? Something to take the girlfriend/wife to? I don't get it.

 

[Enzom21]

This labeled a "comedy"? Why?

Because any movie starring Kate Upton is a joke?

 

[Slacker]

This would be an amazing set up for something like a "surprise batman movie." Starts off like you'd expect, then 20 minutes in the characters in the trailer all get killed collateral-damage-style during a bank heist by the Joker. The rest of the movie the Batman tracking his nemesis down.

Wouldn't be a surprise to anyone in this age of information unfortunately but it's fun to think about.

 

[Seesaw15]

The movie was supposed to be released January 2016 and was shelved until now. Will watch the HD Webm.

 

[wenis]

By pulls you mean masturbates to? Then yes.

pulls it to.

 

[830920]

I can think of four good reasons to watch this.

 

[Bookoo]

Title should have been "Bechdel Test"

 

[Chumley]

William H Macy doing this is the craziest thing about it. He must have owed money or a favor to someone.

 

[fallengorn]

The most surprising thing is they couldn't get a hotter guy for them to fight over.

 

[MugiwaraCole]

Don't even need to read a synopsis. Alexandra and those soul-sucking eyes are in this? I'm in.

 

[cr0w]

The fact that Daddario is supposed to be the Plain Jane compared to Upton is hilarious.

 

[MugiwaraCole]

After reading said synopsis, how THE FUUUUUCK is Daddario the plain woman between her and Kate Yuckton?

 

[Puck Beaverton]

Don't even need to read a synopsis. Alexandra and those soul-sucking eyes are in this? I'm in.

tfw daddario will never stare eye to eye with you

My life hurts.

 

[Messofanego]

Hollywood will start making good comedy movies when?

The Big Sick just came out. Best romcom in years.

 

[Messofanego]

Title should have been "Bechdel Test"

If they're just talking about a man, it wouldn't qualify 😉

 

[shira]

>The film is scheduled to be released on August 3, 2017, through DirecTV Cinema prior to being released in a limited release on September 1, 2017, by Vertical Entertainment.

So direct to ppv and limited theatrical

 

[wisdom0wl]

Plain Jane Daddario.... sure lmao

 

[Anung]

I want to live in a world where Doddario is a plain Jane.

 

[Bookoo]

I want to live in a world where Doddario is a plain Jane.

It easy, just make her wear glasses

 

[Messofanego]

Both these actors deserve much better. C'mon Macy!

No they don't, what you on about?! Do you see better acting potential in them? 😂 This is their lane.

 

[Netherscourge]

The planes crashes, right?

 

[DoomGyver]

is it rated r or pg13?

 

[Puck Beaverton]

It easy, just make her wear glasses

My favorite NTSF:SD:SUV gag.

 

[Insane Metal]

Ohhh yeah. Alexandra Mammario.

 

[the_firewithin]

It easy, just make her wear glasses

What? Glasses makes her 10x hotter

 

[Loxley]

"The Scanlon" look has begun to invade Hollywood. Drew's a trend-setter.

 

[Rookhelm]

is it rated r or pg13?

probably R, but not why you're thinking.


They drop an F bomb or 2 in the trailer

 

[Seesaw15]

Sequel time

 

[Maintenance]

TWIST: He is gay

That would be great, reminds me of Call me Maybe.

 

[RumbleHumble]

No they don't, what you on about?! Do you see better acting potential in them? 😂 This is their lane.

Daddario rocked it in TD, and not for the obvious reasons. I've liked her New Girl appearances too. She's made some garbage movie choices, but she's becoming like the next Judy Greer with the way she's getting pigeonholed.

Kate Upton is sorta take it or leave it, I'll give you that. But this movie looks dumb as fuck.

 

[Puck Beaverton]

Daddario isn't in the same league as Greer.

I'm offended by that comparison

 

[louiedog]

I don't understand why people aren't buying Daddario as the plain jane type. She's no waitress.

 

[MugiwaraCole]

tfw daddario will never stare eye to eye with you

My life hurts.

It's not fucking fair, man.

 

[RumbleHumble]

Daddario isn't in the same league as Greer.

I'm offended by that comparison

Good thing I didn't say she was. Only that she's prone to pigeonholing and casttyping for reasons I don't understand. Greer's far better with her garbage roles, but they're both working with some bad material (although Greer's also been able to snag some better stuff over the last few years).

 

[DiipuSurotu]

Sequel time

Dem cankles

 

[Megalosaro]

Why don't they just have a threesome.

 

[SJRB]

Shortest movie ever:

Both of them.

At the same time.

The End

Spoiler

of me

.

 

[Dr.Acula]

It's the very down-to-earth, relatable story of a sexy Plain Jane type (Alexandra Daddario)

A whole lot of you are missing on the "Plain Jane" sarcasm. It even says "sexy Plain Jane" right after dropping "down-to-earth" and "relatable story."

Come on, people!

 

[VendettaRed07]

Edit: fuck It

 

[Angelus Errare]

Time to watch True Detective.

Oh I've seen True Detective S1 (and the tragedy that was S2). She was uh...shit I forgot who she was on the show. The wife right?

 

[HP_Wuvcraft]

This is the stupidest fucking thing I've ever seen.

Normalizing Sexism: The Movie.

 

[jonno394]

This is the stupidest fucking thing I've ever seen.

Normalizing Sexism: The Movie.

It's something like "This means War" but on a plane and women competing over a man. Both types are awful premises if you ask me.