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[DiipuSurotu]

OK Hollywood, stop this car, I want out.

That's a quote from the news website in the OP, not from the filmmakers... The website is being sarcastic.

 

[VeeP]

Daddario a plain jane? What?

The movie probably follows a Neogaf standards. He's a 5, maybe a 6/10. Probably has meh knees and is a mobile gamer.

 

[Slayven]

I thought you were just being a dick, but I looked it up hahaha. Damn, they pulled the plug on this. Has 44 reviews on Imdb, which are probably from people who worked on it ala every student film lol

I don't know if i should be offended or not

Spoiler

If slandering movies is considered dickish, Box Office Gaf needs to by a case of condoms

Take one for the team

Nah I am good

 

[Kensation]

The movie probably follows a Neogaf standards. He's a 5, maybe a 6/10. Probably has meh knees and is a mobile gamer.

Does the mail protag watch anime with one of the female lead's mom?

 

[Grizzlyjin]

I don't know if i should be offended or not

Spoiler

If slandering movies is considered dickish, Box Office Gaf needs to by a case of condoms

Nah I am good

Not. I just thought they'd release it for real. Straight to video release is probably the wise move here. Put DaddyLeorio or whoever and Upton on the preview image and catch some suckers. They dodged having to screen it for critics and the RT score and low box office becoming a headline.

Someone take one for the team and watch it!

 

[Slayven]

Not. I just thought they'd release it for real. Straight to video release is probably the wise move here. Put DaddyLeorio or whoever and Upton on the preview image and catch some suckers. They dodged having to screen it for critics and the RT score and low box office becoming a headline.

Someone take one for the team and watch it!

I wonder how much Rough night and The House bombing played into it?

 

[Random Human]

Not. I just thought they'd release it for real. Straight to video release is probably the wise move here. Put DaddyLeorio or whoever and Upton on the preview image and catch some suckers. They dodged having to screen it for critics and the RT score and low box office becoming a headline.

Someone take one for the team and watch it!

I'll do it tomorrow night, I'm braver than you all.

 

[Subpar Spatula]

Trailer shows Daddario fucks Barr. My guess is he sleeps with both of them then they all have a threesome then Daddario and Upton come to a third act realization they don't need a man but only each other and then become girlfriend and girlfriend. Flash forwards 2 years and they're getting married.

 

[BruceCLea]

I've met Daddario in real life. She's gorgeous. If you say she's a plain Jane you're high. Love to see what you look like.

 

[RespectThySole]

Daddario looks better than Upton to me

 

[JDMC13]

Trailer shows Daddario fucks Barr. My guess is he sleeps with both of them then they all have a threesome then Daddario and Upton come to a third act realization they don't need a man but only each other and then become girlfriend and girlfriend. Flash forwards 2 years and they're getting married.

Get out of my head.

 

[sikkinixx]

Trailer shows Daddario fucks Barr. My guess is he sleeps with both of them then they all have a threesome then Daddario and Upton come to a third act realization they don't need a man but only each other and then become girlfriend and girlfriend. Flash forwards 2 years and they're getting married.

Is your version a PG-13 rating? R rating? or an 18+ "Black Panther sticker" at the mom n pop video store rating?

That makes a difference

 

[Defuser]

Plain Jane? Competing for same guy?

This is like one of my Japanese Animes.

 

[JeTmAn81]

Curse you GAF for making me first wonder if this premise is sexist. Plain Jane Daddario, though. Who has small breasts. This thing makes Lord of the Rings look realistic.

 

[Kaizer]

Sequel time

Damn, now I wanna see a road trip comedy with Darcy & Joan.

 

[The Shadow]

Daddario a plain jane? What?

Exactly what I was thinking when I read that. In what universe is she considered a plain jane?

 

[17 Seconds]

we all know god damn well that this movie should just be called Titties

 

[GhaleonEB]

Reviews are starting to hit. It's at 0% after seven, shockingly.

Samples:

I have seen into the abyss, and it has drained from me my very will to live. Which is to say, I have seen The Layover.

Like the inconvenience after which it's named, The Layover will have you wondering when you can be up and moving again.

Watching a lonely suitcase circle a baggage claim conveyor belt is more diverting.

 

[zeemumu]

A movie where one of the main issues is being slightly inconvenienced due to a hurricane might not be the best idea right now. I mean there's no way the filmmakers could have known, but that comedic timing is so poor that it seems to have transcended the writing and launched the movie at the absolute worst time.

 

[admiraltaftbar]

Reviews are starting to hit. It's at 0% after seven, shockingly.

Samples:

Too bad we can get some classic Ebert snark about how the movies awful but at least there's some cleavage. That'd be more fun than the movie probably will be.

 

[Surfinn]

Starting things off right with eight rottens

I've met Daddario in real life. She's gorgeous. If you say she's a plain Jane you're high. Love to see what you look like.

This made me laugh way harder than it should have

 

[GhaleonEB]

Too bad we can get some classic Ebert snark about how the movies awful but at least there's some cleavage. That's be more fun than the movie probably will be.

I still go back and read his Rapa Nui review every now and then, which is basically an ode to his love of breasts. The man was a treasure and I miss him.

Concern for my reputation prevents me from recommending this movie. I wish I had more nerve. I wish I could simply write, "Look, of course it's one of the worst movies ever made. But it has hilarious dialogue, a weirdo action climax, a bizarre explanation for the faces of Easter Island, and dozens if not hundreds of wonderful bare breasts." I am however a responsible film critic and must conclude that "Rapa Nui" is a bad film. If you want to see it anyway, of course, that's strictly your concern. I think I may check it out again myself.

 

[Messofanego]

Reviews are starting to hit. It's at 0% after seven, shockingly.

Samples:

I'm waiting for GAFers to say critics are being too harsh, what do critics know about comedy, I laughed so it must be good, I watched it just for the girls and so did everyone so you should be satisfied, and not every movie needs to be Oscars worthy.

 

[G.ZZZ]

Watching this trailer made me feels real bad.

 

[ClosingADoor]

I'm waiting for GAFers to say critics are being too harsh, what do critics know about comedy, I laughed so it must be good, I watched it just for the girls and so did everyone so you should be satisfied, and not every movie needs to be Oscars worthy.

"We made it for the fans."

 

[xrnzaaas]

It's an R rated movie? Ohhh you got my attention.

 

[Kayhan]

Like the inconvenience after which it's named, The Layover will have you wondering when you can be up and moving again.

aww damn lol

 

[Rookhelm]

It's an R rated movie? Ohhh you got my attention.

It's probably not Rated R for the

Spoiler

four

reasons you're hoping for