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[marrec]

So the site he's reporting for is banned on gaf

I hope everyone recognizes this as a farce. Infowars is as unreliable and ridiculous as a website can get.

 

[Faustek]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJ1TaYwU394

Yepp...I posted that a few months back...It's actually a valid concern

Maybe 50 Gamerscore for balancing the Forza steering wheel on your cock?

I like the way you're thinking...But what about Co-op? Will it be added? Will I have to switch out my friends depending on their sizes?

 

[silver.tongue]

The video is so weird.
It even says the console needs to be connected online every 24 hours ffs.

 

[CadetMahoney]

I literally have nothing to hide.

nothing to fear.

 

[dejay]

It probably means I can't bring a horse into the living room - Kinect will surely mistake it for me.

 

[ChiliManiac]

The video is so weird.
It even says the console needs to be connected online every 24 hours ffs.

It must be a parody or something, but it's still hilarious.

 

[Broder Salsa]

This is going to take Uno on live to a whole other level. Now you don't even have to really show it.

 

[red731]

HD version

Need patch version ASAP. This looks much beter! Raising scores left and right!

Sign in using your penis! Kinect detects whether your penis is the correct length that matches your profile!

Kate can dick-size lock William playing XBone.

 

[Rentahamster]

Does the Xbone camera have enough power to accurately motion track me doing this?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-yIvxZ_5ekA

 

[Vashetti]

Sign in using your penis! Kinect detects whether your penis is the correct length that matches your profile!

 

[fallagin]

That is interesting, but half the information was wrong and infowars: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQbkoRmxRoQ

 

[meppi]

Infowars huh? lol

 

[shira]

M$ gonna give those small penis'd players a big pickmeup with random Magnum ads.

 

[marrec]

I mean, I know it's infowars and is complete bullshit.

But I really just want to call up Alex Jones' radio show and tell him that I saw Paul Watson's penis.

 

[Radec]

Will the Porn Industry welcome Kinect with open arms?

 

[digoutyoursoul]

Yepp...I posted that a few months back...It's actually a valid concern



I like the way you're thinking...But what about Co-op? Will it be added? Will I have to switch out my friends depending on their sizes?

Depends. Versus is a more realistic approach with the ability to penis duel in Star Wars Kinect 2.

 

[ChiliManiac]

Will the Porn Industry welcome Kinect with open arms?

nope PS4 already beat it to it lol

 

[Agent Gibbs]

Will the Porn Industry welcome Kinect with open Legs?

Corrected that for you!

 

[GoofsterStud]

Lol. This was hilarious and will spread in Europe.

 

[Taker666]

I'll be ok..the resolution won't be high enough to make mine visible :-D.....
.... :-(

 

[Rockondevil]

Absolutely nothing to hide here, I'd actually find it interesting if it can

 

[spekkeh]

 

[Faustek]

Depends. Versus is a more realistic approach with the ability to penis duel in Star Wars Kinect 2.

I CALL DARK HELMET! I need that gamer tag!

 

[digoutyoursoul]

Will the Porn Industry welcome Kinect with open arms?

Leisure Suit Larry Kinect confirmed

 

[iJudged]

Penis enlargement ads galore coming up!

 

[digoutyoursoul]

I CALL DARK HELMET! I need that gamer tag!

Lmao!

Ludicrous Speed - 40g - Kinect scan your furious fapping in any mode

 

[The Ps4 Looks Great]

Sexist Microsoft can't detect vaginas

 

[Toski]

Since nobody said it:

SEXbox #gamechanger

 

[iJudged]

Lmao!

Ludicrous Speed - 40g - Kinect scan your furious fapping in any mode

Lmao furious fapping.

 

[efyu_lemonardo]

On the flipside, now you'll know whether people on your friends list are actually girls or not.

Holy shit. This is a genuinely useful feature. The internet will never be the same again.

Spoiler

still think it's a fold in his pants

 

[iJudged]

Holy shit. This is a genuinely useful feature. The internet will never be the same again.

Spoiler

still think it's a fold in his pants

Due to small penises 90% of gamers will be registered as females.

 

[pachuco]

I think this is gonna start a new wave of porn. To hell with night vision, I got a Kinect! Is Paris Hilton gonna put out another porno?

 

[Rentahamster]

http://www.cio.com/article/636613/Big_Business_is_Watching_You
November 15, 2010

Dennis Durkin, who is both COO and CFO for Microsoft's Xbox group, told investors this week that Kinect can also be used by advertisers to see how many people are in a room when an ad is on screen, and to custom-tailor content based on the people it recognizes.

When you buy a Kinect, you're bringing into your home a Microsoft "telescreen" that can recognize who's in the room and interpret body language -- and eventually even facial expressions.

 

[Harlock]

I will be proud to use kinect.

 

[SRTtoZ]

So if Kinect senses a small penis it auto loads Forza? Ziiiiiiingggg

 

[boredandlazy]

I hope it can't detect your balls and use them for authentication, otherwise a few gaming journalists might be in trouble...

 

[BumblebeeCody]

PrisonPlanet though

 

[ChiliManiac]

Xboner

 

[Rey]

Soon we will find out who has bigger dicks. US VS Europe. GO EUROPE!!

 

[flipswitch]

Microsoft recommends you to scan your genitalia at least once a month to check for any potential lumps.

Still not compatible with foreskin though :/.

 

[ActionMan]

This will undoubtedly make You question every single targeted ad in the XBOX dashboard. Is that ad for the new Toyota Tundra there based on Your clothing, Your in game actions or...

 

[DenogginizerOS]

So, according to this video, Microsoft may let the NSA get back door access to my penis? Hot.

 

[NuKERxyz]

The Xboner has come true.

Should be 1st post..

Xbone confirmed

 

[suddenlyissoon]

Well Kinect is in for quite a treat.

 

[Omni]

The guy in the video is really freaking behind when it comes to X1 news, isn't he? Talking about the DRM and compulsory Kinect... it's like I'm back at E3.

 

[Roshin]

The power of next gen

Now in hyper-realistic 720Penis.

 

[Cheech]

This is embarrassing.

 

[IHaveIce]

How many achievements can I unlock with my penis?

 

[orioto]

Soon we will find out who has bigger dicks. US VS Europe. GO EUROPE!!

We already know US is small..

 

[Kinky John]

BIG BROTHER IS WATCHING FULL SPECTRUM PENIS EXPOSURE NEW YORK TIMES HUFFINGTON POST