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[SmithnCo]

You lived on the edge of a lightning bolt and paid the price

Butt smashing will never be the same

 

[CesspoolofHatred]

Anybody want to make me a sweet faint horsie to use as my avatar?

Well, there's this thing on DeviantArt I found in, like, 2 seconds on Google Image search by searching "horse gun".

 

[RawNuts]

At least you didn't get stuck with something like Metta World Peace.

 

[Newtype-001]

Will wait for OPs next thread of how man with eye patch sends him to live on some buildings in the middle of the ocean.

 

[SgtCobra]

There are no words hahaha

 

[farisr]

LOL

 

[T.O.P]

Well, there's this thing on DeviantArt I found in, like, 2 seconds on Google Image search by searching "horse gun".

that is amazing

 

[sappyday]

Don't ever go full FaintColt


or is it Don't ever go full Butsmasherrrr?

 

[PSYGN]

It sucks but it's not like they didn't give you a chance...or two. When I saw your username I almost hurled in disgust. Think about what it does to others who don't have as strong a stomach as me.

 

[HF2014]

The butt smasher

Ok this is hilarous!!! Cant stop laughing!

Thread of the week!

 

[LegalEagleMike]

https://imgflip.com/memegenerator

 

[Booker.DeWitt]

So much win in this thread lol

 

[pizzacat]

Buttgnasher should pass the test

Fits the game too


Were you playing Clayton op? Because I smashed you hard a couple nights ago

 

[mysteriousmage09]

can't type for shit on this phone bah

LOL you are awesome.

 

[Princess Viola]

Buttsmasherrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

 

[spekkeh]

His name is Butt Smasher
His name is Butt Smasherr
His name is Butt Smasherrr

 

[blast processed]

https://imgflip.com/memegenerator

You're missing the extra r's

 

[Mobile Suit Gooch]

How many butts have you smashed in your lifetime?

 

[jesu]

lol nice turn of events.

 

[Firmus_Anguis]

FaintColt388301... This thread is beautiful.

 

[KeyChainDude]

Oh c'mon you didn't even try to outsmart them, an R at the end, really?

Now, ArseSlapper on the other hand...

 

[entremet]

Best backfire if all time?

 

[Shouta]

It'll be 10 NeoGAF Gold points to change your name.

 

[Andrefpvs]

You should pay the bucks and change it to just "FaintColt", it's actually not that bad of a name. Embrace the Colt.

 

[LegalEagleMike]

You're missing the extra r's

https://imgflip.com/memegenerator

there you go

 

[oti]

So a little backstory.

I originally had my gamertag as ButtSmasher about 4 years ago.

That's where you lost me bruh.
Best thread opening ever.

 

[brandonh83]

At least you can pay to have it changed to something else more preferable!

 

[Robottiimu2000]

I truly pray a mod will change your GAF user name to FaintColt388301.

edit: Our prayers have been answered. Hallelujah!

Omg!

 

[TheSeks]

I did this for you GAF.

A thread 4 years in the making. I actually wanted this name all along.

Now to update your Gamertag on your profile.

 

[statham]

ROOFLES!

 

[moai]

Hahaha
This thread is awesome.

 

[he who dwells]

Holy shit...
There's still hope in this world. Glorious.
Never change Gaf.

 

[SamastahSukhino]

Yup, a few times I got the free pass to change my gamertag. I guess after so many times they just stop letting you change for free. You could try assraper69, but i doubt they'll let that slide, but it does sound bad assed.

 

[neogaffer1]

It'll be 10 NeoGAF Gold points to change your name.

goddamn f2p bullshit

 

[GuardianE]

Wear your new name with pride. It now probably has more significance than ButtSmasher.

 

[10k]

So this is microsofts new monetization strategy. So innovative.

 

[Gandalf]

The mother of all backfires!

I will always have a little giggle when I see your GAF name from now on.

Brilliant stuff.

 

[RawNuts]

This just reminds me of that scene from Roots.

 

[BTM]

FaintColt is better anyway

 

[Chris1]

Lmao


Anyways OP they did give you two chances, I mean what did you expect changing it back to what it was? But I think it's pretty shitty that they charge you to change your GT to begin with.

 

[Verelios]

I truly pray a mod will change your GAF user name to FaintColt388301.

edit: Our prayers have been answered. Hallelujah!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh man

 

[mysteriousmage09]

OP right now.

 

[John Kowalski]

why would they change it to the name of a gun? cmon america

 

[Ivan 3414]

I hope the mods change your name back after the show's over. Kind of a lame joke.

Also MS should have warned that after the second strike they would change the name for you. Would have been the courteous thing to do

 

[entremet]

So this is microsofts new monetization strategy. So innovative.

He was given two chances and he tried being cute. MS mods saw right through it.

 

[Rocketz]

Thread is amazing.

 

[Trojan]

Can someone explain the Faint Colt reference? That's going over my head.

 

[oldboss]

To whomever changed OP's username ... you deserve a pat on the back.

 

[blame space]

Faint Colt

 

[soultron]

I'm dying. The name change. Full circle.