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[Alcotholic]

This was fantastic guys. Great thread!

Edit: I suppose it wasn't over quite yet. Holy cow.

 

[Alo81]

Okay I think this is gonna be my last post, so we truly know what happened and how.

I narrowed it down to being this texture, specifically the black trapezoid on the left. I made it 4x the size so you can really see well.

To figure out that was the texture and the spot, I replaced the texture with a different color. You can see it below here.

The result?

So now we know the culprit. It's a separate part of the texture, rendered only in that spot, and when it's changed it only changes that area.

Case closed.

 

[Cosmo Clock 21]

NSFW that shit.

 

[DidntKnowJack]

All I know is it looks like a vagina. And that's good enough for me.

Now where'd I put that lube...

 

[Ashodin]

This is the most amazing late night gaming thread in a while. True fax

 

[Professor Lich]

Alo81
Vagina Detective
Today 2:08 AM

 

[makingmusic476]

Fuck yes. Whoever did this is an awesome person.

 

[alazz]

Wow, this has been a fun ride. I didn't believe it at first.

Amazing memory bomblord, amazing work, Alo81.

 

[Immaculate]

Alo81
Vagina Detective
Today 2:08 AM

YES

 

[geomon]

Guys I think OP was right.

 

[Mr.LightMan]

Haha, this ride was amazing.

 

[forrest]

You won't find a vagina in the texture because it's not there. What you're seeing in the screen shot is a byproduct of the texture/model UV mapping.

 

[SwiftDeath]

Okay I think this is gonna be my last post, so we truly know what happened and how.

I narrowed it down to being this texture, specifically the black trapezoid on the left. I made it 4x the size so you can really see well.



To figure out that was the texture and the spot, I replaced the texture with a different color. You can see it below here.



The result?

So now we know the culprit. It's a separate part of the texture, rendered only in that spot, and when it's changed it only changes that area.

Case closed.

Geist is now the most controversial game of 2005

Only took 8 years to figure that out lol

 

[Hamblasto]

Alo81
Vagina Detective
Today 2:08 AM

I could only wish to have a title that amazing.

 

[Kazerei]

Alright! So, there is definitely, 100%, a texture line right there.

It's visible here.

.

I bust out laughing

 

[immortal-joe]

Suddenly real vaginas are so underwhelming.

 

[cheststrongwell]

Good work, dude!

 

[Anteo]

Alright! So, there is definitely, 100%, a texture line right there.

It's visible here.

Seriously. Look closer.

No no. Closer.

It depends on how visible the model is on screen, but if they are fully in your view, then theres definitely a texture rendered RIGHT there.

For real.

Guys I think OP was right.

Enhance
Enhance
Enhance

 

[YosemiteHam]

Alo81
Vagina Detective
Today 2:08 AM

PLEASE someone make this his official tag.

 

[Marjar]

Good Lord, this thread was amazing.

 

[Aselith]

You won't find a vagina in the texture because it's not there. What you're seeing in the screen shot is a byproduct of the texture/model UV mapping.

It doesn't really matter if it's intentional. The result is too funny whether it's intended or not.

 

[Stimpack]

Oh, so that's where it is.

 

[dreamfall]

Oh, so that's where it is.

Baha.

Hey guys what's going on this-

Oh.

Discovered by detective GAF after all these years? Sneaking suspicions confirmed!

 

[malboroking]

uhg, I had to mute it. I would not shed 1 tear if I heard he had won a Darwin award!

Are you seriously wishing death on a guy because he is annoying? Is it really that hard to mute it and just ignore him? I realize the guy is kind of obnoxious, but it drives me crazy when people are like "I wish I could punch him in the face" or suggest that the world would be better off with him dead. Just mute it and go along with your day.

 

[forrest]

It doesn't really matter if it's intentional. The result is too funny whether it's intended or not.

Was just replying to the part of the thread where ppl were looking at the textures. Thread has already moved on it seems.

 

[jmizzal]

Haha I never playd Geist would like a HD remake

 

[Smellycat]

This is why GAF is such an awesome and scary place lol

 

[Fireblend]

I want to give you guys a standing ovation. Great job!

 

[Dalauz]

Alo81
Low Poly Gynecologist
Today 2:08 AM

 

[tensuke]

Alo81
Vagina Detective
Today 2:08 AM

And now we know that vaginas are just curved trapezoids. Thanks, AnatomyGAF.

 

[King Tubby]

Excellent work, vagina detective

 

[Deputy Dangle]

I don't care about the results, this thread was awesome. Thanks Alo81.

 

[morikaze]

Well.

 

[Elija2]

Well, that's an interesting result. I can't believe Alo81 went through all that effort even though we all knew that it wasn't gonna actually be a vagina texture.

I kinda want to know how OP knew about it when nobody else did. I mean, it's clearly not in as "fairly graphic detail" as he said but it's still...something.

 

[super-famicom]

Just read the entire thread, very entertaining! Bravo to Detective GAF.

Who's the private dick who spots all the vagina? Alo! You're damn right.

 

[Not Spaceghost]

This thread made my weekend.

First it was a dream
then it was a hunch
then it was a vagina
then it was a yellow texture
then it wasn't really a vagina after all

What a roller coaster of emotions.

It's like my first love all over again.

 

[Mechazawa]

Someone needs to email this thread to someone at n-space.

 

[JCX]

This finding probably would have sold more copies of Geist.

 

[KevinRo]

Fucking great haha

Not only was it confirmed, GAF went CSI on it's ass.

 

[pillowtalk]

Bravo.

 

[Alcotholic]

This finding probably would have sold more copies of Geist.

Watch the price for this game skyrocket on ebay.

 

[Auskeek]

My god, this thread turned out unexpectedly

 

[rekameohs]

Thread of the year, easily.

 

[Vulcano's assistant]

Thread of the year, easily.

Winnie the Pooh baseball game was also this year.

 

[LarryButz]

Sure I'm late but geeze, it really does look like one in the game. here is my totally lame pic.

 

[Rezbit]

Hahaha, I just read the whole thread. Pure forum gold.

 

[smurfx]

does this mean all nintendo games have secret graphic nudity?

 

[Pickles Spill]

 

[Valnen]

http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2013/257/9/d/dolphin_2013_09_15_00_24_49_75_by_alo81-d6mcv0z.jpg

I'm satisfied, OP was right. Well done all involved.

Bed time! Maybe I'll dream of sweet, pixelated vagina textures.

I'm not seeing female genitals in this image, only what appears to be some sort of character model abnormality.

 

[Nonentity]

You guys, I'm super happy I read this thread tonight. The vagina detective doesn't sleep.