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Poohblaster · Jul 30, 2015

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Biforce Of Power said:
Well, shit...

evilromero said:
I think I'll pass.

Irnbru said:
Any log races?

Topher said:
Should make for a really shitty Olympics.

Branduil said:
So these will literally be the shittiest Olympic games of all time?

ibitegirls said:
If I were an Olympian swimmer, I would be shitting my pants right now.

Diprosalic said:
get your shit together brazil.

rokkerkory said:
What a crappy situation

Symphonia · Jul 30, 2015

Poohblaster said:
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Today, 06:44 PM, Post #101

You win.

BowieZ · Jul 30, 2015

Rio de Merda

n0razi · Jul 30, 2015

Humans really are a virus

Tom Nook · Jul 30, 2015

Zach · Jul 30, 2015

Irnbru said:
Any log races?

10 out of 10.

tlstls · Jul 30, 2015

Shuggananas said:
Makes you wonder how they got selected
Man I really really wonder

First there was a internal competition, São Paulo x Rio, they got rid of São Paulo because our Governor is from an opposition party... now you see corruption everywhere.

And yes, Rio must have paid to get chosen, it's a shit city after all.

Mashin Haters · Jul 30, 2015

that last bold sentence. Really sucks for the athletes who have to go their and build their tolerance for poop water.

American Eskimo · Jul 30, 2015

I dont get the problem. You can eat shit and not get sick, whats wrong with swimming in it

TheMan · Jul 30, 2015

Insert trainspotting gif...

You know the scene

Verger · Jul 30, 2015

Remind me why Rio of all places got to host this shit?

The Dutch Slayer · Jul 30, 2015

Kup said:

This response made my laugh so hard.
And I have no idea why

Rabbi_Vole · Jul 30, 2015

This is why I refuse to compete in the Olympics

Do Better · Jul 30, 2015

I like how one of the side effects of ingesting feces is getting diarrhea. It just makes so much sense.

TickleMeElbow · Jul 30, 2015

Can you imagine winning gold, but ending up with hepatitis?

That would suck.

TAJ · Jul 30, 2015

Szu said:

The best part is that you'd have to be swimming to see those signs. I love it.

komplanen said:
If the competitors survived Beijing's horrible air, they can surely hold their breath a little when swimming in the sewage.

The water in Beijing was horrible, too. Credit where it's due.
They needed tens of thousands of "volunteers" to make it slightly less nightmarish.

Chumpion · Jul 30, 2015

Coprolympics 2016

mantidor · Jul 30, 2015

void666 said:
I was born and raised in ipanema. Lived in rio my whole life and i think it's a shithole.
I know foreigners who love this city and i'll never understand why.

This isn't surprising at all coming from someone born and raised in Ipanema.

Rentahamster · Jul 30, 2015

That reminds me of the prelude to the Beijing Olympics, and the photos of their canals in full algae bloom with swimmers coming to the surface with bunches of algae on their heads.

Raistlin · Jul 30, 2015

Irnbru said:
Any log races?

perfect

Limited Edition · Jul 30, 2015

Bombasador said:
This is why I refuse to compete in the Olympics

This got a good chuckle out of me.

Powdered Toastman · Jul 30, 2015

*Ahem*
Mi mi mi mi miiiiiiiii
I am the Great Mighty Poo
and I'm going to throw my shit at you!
A huge supply of tish
come from my chocolate starfish.
How about some scat you little twat?

He might be around!

Anyway, really nasty, I can't imagine it getting any better before the games start next year :/

NetMapel · Jul 30, 2015

Bombasador said:
This is why I refuse to compete in the Olympics

Your country is literally begging you to represent them this Olympics, and you be like "no".

mreddie · Jul 30, 2015

Oh IOC, I can't wait for this to backfire on you.

Fuu · Jul 30, 2015

mantidor said:
This isn't surprising at all coming from someone born and raised in Ipanema.

Yep, the old and typical local inferiority nonsense. Whoever thinks Ipanema/Rio is a shithole needs a reality check about the rest of the world.

Punchy4486 · Jul 30, 2015

Shuggananas said:
Makes you wonder how they got selected
Man I really really wonder

If I remember right, Chicago was petitioning for it against Brazil, and considering how corrupt and bribey we are in Chicago, Rio must have paid the big bucks.

Such bullshit.

Africanus · Jul 30, 2015

Well it seems in this Olympic games there will be the winners and the survivors.

Roo · Jul 30, 2015

Africanus said:
Well it seems in this Olympic games there will be the winners and the survivors.

The Perfect Hunger Games!!

empanada · Jul 30, 2015

Looks like these Olympics will have epic runs!

sphinx · Jul 30, 2015

thread delivers.

that being said, poor athletes,

nampad · Jul 30, 2015

I wanted to go the the Copacabana beach sometimes but it seems like I shouldn't.

Mr Swine · Jul 30, 2015

I do wonder who will be the first one to drink Rio's fantastic waters lol

gimmmick · Jul 30, 2015

Keep awarding third world countries to host the olympic and world cup tournaments... hey at least the scenery will be nice to look right?

Insane Metal · Jul 31, 2015

Szu said:

LOL I love this movie. Excellent post, sir.

Also, this thread is pure gold. xD

Edit, we have another winner

empanada said:
Looks like these Olympics will have epic runs!

chubigans · Jul 31, 2015

Aw man, how could I not have caught that Naked Gun reference. XD

akira28 · Jul 31, 2015

Holy shit. I guess Rio is off the list. Goddam.

mantidor · Jul 31, 2015

Fuu said:
Yep, the old and typical local inferiority nonsense. Whoever thinks Ipanema/Rio is a shithole needs a reality check about the rest of the world.

Honestly Rio is tough, absolutely, but the "vira lata" inferiority complex as they say is really, really strong.

Africanus · Jul 31, 2015

akira28 said:
Holy shit. I guess Rio is off the list. Goddam.

When did bad conditions ever mean such a thing?!

All they have to do is dump alot of concentrated chlorine to fix the problem.

The Last One · Jul 31, 2015

akira28 said:
Holy shit. I guess Rio is off the list. Goddam.

Oh come on, you get used to it! I live in Rio, today I was in the bus and touched something sticky and brown. No big deal, just pretended it was chocolate and eventually even rubbed my eyes.

hydragonwarrior · Jul 31, 2015

Nasty. And aside from virus and bacteria, there are likely chemicals from all sorts of nice garbage decomposing in there. And dont forget the plastic

Prototype Viktor · Jul 31, 2015

Can't wait til This Week In Microbiology to talk about this

Zing · Jul 31, 2015

However, Dr. Richard Budgett, the medical director for the International Olympic Committee, said after seeing the AP findings that the IOC and Brazilian authorities should stick to their program of testing only for bacteria to determine whether the water is safe for athletes.

What the hell? The water is found to have a million or more times the accepted safe level of viruses, and their response is, "only test for bacteria"? As if not testing for viruses somehow makes them not cause infection.

speculawyer · Jul 31, 2015

I feel bad for the athlete that comes in number 2.

Dreams-Visions · Jul 31, 2015

I assume this is why it'll be awhile before India gets the game as well (if they'd ever even be interested).

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