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[Cornballer]

- Warming Glow slideshow: Chronicling Sterling Archer’s Many, Many Injuries, Ailments, And Gunshot Wounds

A couple of weeks ago I mentioned that despite all the cyborg action on Archer, Sterling himself is the one who is seemingly indestructible. Dude has been through a helluva lot, both physically and emotionally. And that's to not even mention all the probable VD and the ever-lingering threat of a cumulative hangover that would most likely kill him if he were to ever stopped drinking.

This week he's up for another harrowing medical ordeal. With that in mind the incredible folks at Floyd County helped me research the many injuries and ailments of Sterling Archer. I'll term this "almost comprehensive," because -- let's be honest -- not even the people behind the show can be expected to properly document every time Archer's been shot (even though you know how much he hates that).

 

[Cornballer]

New episode tonight:

Coyote Lovely

Spoiler

Archer heads to the Mexican border to capture a notorious coyote.

 

[Captain_Spanky]

Ok but she is not spitting in your face.

She could spit in mine

 

[Trojita]

 

[B-Dubs]

Ok that is just great. :lol

 

[suzu]

That's amazing.

 

[Weenerz]

Daaaaaaaaaaaaaangerzone

 

[Cornballer]

Here we go!

 

[slightconfuse]

Great open

 

[Mindlog]

I wonder how much work goes into trying to nail these openings. They're really hitting it this year.

 

[slightconfuse]

The sound if now I'm punching you

 

[zyxwvu4321]

Holy shit at "your ancestors didn't have papers."

 

[Grisby]

Heh, flavor of love.

 

[slightconfuse]

Loooool

 

[Sadsic]

SHARE THE GOD DAMN DORITOS

 

[Lonestar]

WHERE DOES CEREAL COME FROM?

 

[Cornballer]

He's still alive here, eh?

EDIT: Oh, not for long.

 

[Mazre]

Good night sweet prince. =,(

 

[Grisby]

Noooo hobbit guy!

 

[Cornballer]

Damn, the animation is getting so much better on this show.

 

[Lonestar]

so that's what happened to him. Wasn't this episode supposed to air earlier.

 

[Cornballer]

Haha, "I had something for this" in Spanish.

so that's what happened to him. Wasn't this episode supposed to air earlier.

Yup.

 

[Cornballer]

Is that Art from Justified as the red beard?

 

[slightconfuse]

This episode is amazing

 

[Lonestar]

remember them mentioning Mallory having killed someone, or imply it was Hobbit Guy.

 

[slightconfuse]

Haha he actually picked up

 

[pxleyes]

so that's what happened to him. Wasn't this episode supposed to air earlier.

I really despise when networks do that.

 

[Cornballer]

The increasing size of his entourage here is killing me.

 

[Lonestar]

One Petty barn full of dead horses

 

[Lonestar]

:lol

How's it hanging, Grimace :lol

 

[slightconfuse]

Ameri...Republican

Lol

 

[Lonestar]

OH GOD @ the Spook line...

 

[pxleyes]

A shudder and a chuckle at the "mmm" by the ranger partner. 'Partner' indeed.

 

[Mazre]

Hrmmm...Krieger's been pretty busy this season...

 

[slightconfuse]

Oh my

This episode is up there with terms or enrampagement for me.

So giod

 

[Grisby]

Mallory Archer strikes again.

Wonder if Hobbit guy is going to come back as a robit now.

 

[Akainu]

Poor fat guy.

 

[BuddyJoeHooker]

I saw Nick Searcy in the credits (Art from Justified)!

 

[Ruze789]

Is that Art from Justified as the red beard?

That's what my wife and I were wondering through the whole show! Nick Searcy was in the (horribly shrunken) credits.

Beaten!

 

[Cornballer]

I saw Nick Searcy in the credits (Art from Justified)!

Dayton Callie, too.

 

[Lonestar]

Dayton Callie, too.

guess he might have been the Non-Vet Vet.

 

[Cornballer]

- Onion A|V Club review

 

[LordCanti]

I lost all of my shit at the spook line. I'm kind of sad that I didn't understand a word of the Spanish, and I feel like there's a couple of extra jokes to be found in there.

I can't wait until Archer realizes that his

Spoiler

mother is kind of evil.

Poor fat guy.

I can't believe I didn't realize who that was until just now. It would be awesome if him and

Spoiler

Brett were turned into cyborgs and unleashed later in the season

 

[KibblesBits]

I lost all of my shit at the spook line. I'm kind of sad that I didn't understand a word of the Spanish, and I feel like there's a couple of extra jokes to be found in there.

I can't wait until Archer realizes that his

Spoiler

mother is kind of evil.

Oh he already knows.

 

[suzu]

So that's what happened to the Hobbit guy.

 

[BuddyJoeHooker]

I can't wait until Archer realizes that his

Spoiler

mother is kind of evil.

"I'd say that's fairly classic her."

 

[Parallax]

10 minutes in, and already one of the best of the season

 

[Nori Chan]

To those who didn't understand the Spanish most of it were classic archer jokes lol


Also I just realized it was hobbit guy in kreigers basket :0

 

[Syracuse022]

Phenomenal episode - the Spanish jokes (especially "ya tiene algo por esto") just killed me.

 

[LordCanti]

Phenomenal episode - the Spanish jokes (especially "ya tiene algo por esto") just killed me.

After using google translate to figure out that it means "I had something for this", I'm now sad that I didn't get any of the Spanish jokes from the episode.