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Barcelona opens 'Europe's first' sex doll brothel
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Master Of Illusion
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Dios es muerto.
... Italy...?
Mohonky
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Sorry, head full of prosphetic boobies
Shao Kahn Brewing a Stew
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Do they wash it or replace the entire doll?
How About No
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I've haven't cringed this hard reading a thread in a while
It's hard "g" in gif, godammit
It's hard "g" in gif, godammit
Noisy Ninj4
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Getting closer to the dream.
My uncanny valley is getting triggered hard.
Moose Biscuits
It would be extreamly painful...
I've always wondered why they bother with the weird uncanny valley faces on those kinds of sexdolls.
As someone patiently waiting for the advent of sexbots, surely it would be a better idea to give them a face that's clearly not trying to look real, but which they can put attractive features on. If the internet has taught us anything it's that as long as it has a bomb ass body you don't need a human face.
As someone patiently waiting for the advent of sexbots, surely it would be a better idea to give them a face that's clearly not trying to look real, but which they can put attractive features on. If the internet has taught us anything it's that as long as it has a bomb ass body you don't need a human face.
lvl99 Pixel
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I mean, its probably more affordable than the thousands you would pay to actually own one of these
LookAtMeGo
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You want furry sex dolls?
Mr.Shrugglesã
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Best selling model: Ivanka
Elves or Asari types id imagine.
CadetMahoney
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no yoda-fleshlight pic?
CaviarMeths
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Don't worry, in 100 years, sex/companion dolls are going to be common enough for both men and women that people won't think anything of it. So if you want to fuck a robot, but don't want the social suicide that goes with it, just cryogenically freeze yourself. #lifehacks
Edit: Better give it 200 years if traditional men and women models bore you and you're looking for more uh... "exotic" options for sexbots.
Edit: Better give it 200 years if traditional men and women models bore you and you're looking for more uh... "exotic" options for sexbots.
Lord of Castamere
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They're not made of straw? No sell. I can't eat the silicone after coitous.
Moose Biscuits
It would be extreamly painful...
Nah, that still runs into the same problems. Artificial faces that don't look like creepy puppets are still a while yet, I think. I'm saying avoid realistic faces (or faces at all) until they can be done right.
StanleyPalmtree
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"holy fucking roman emperor"
well i dont think much can be done about the 'holy' part, but i if you really want to fuck a roman emperor this kinda thing is probably your best bet.
Chuckie
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Especially for you friend.
I do have to correct you though...it is Yaddle, not Yoda.
Moose Biscuits
It would be extreamly painful...
If he's not holy then how could you fuck him
He totally blew it though with the wrong gif.
There you go.it's ok i have this
Charles Brandon
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Who would go to this instead of a real hooer? I don't understand.
GrizzleBoy
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BRB
Mediking
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Lmao I'm crying.
Randy Monk
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goddamn automation taking away our jobs!
The Bookerman
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I hope they find better looking dolls than these.
Randy Monk
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Do you also find it sad for women to use dildos?
Of course not. However, if it's a real male doll like the ones from that Vice docu? Then yes.
Huge difference between the two.
Moose Biscuits
It would be extreamly painful...
Yeah, I feel like it's a bit early to blow your load on these models given how primitive they are.
I don't understand this at all. Wouldn't it be better to just buy your own doll? I suppose it makes sense if the guys need to be discreet and can't have one at home, but then why would you want to use ones that people already dumped loads into?... Unless that's part of the appeal....🤔
Solaire of Astora
Death by black JPN
At first glance on my cracked phone screen, I thought the "girl" on the left was smirking that some guy had brought a sex doll. Then I saw your post and decided to look at it again.
Is there a story behind that picture, because that's the funniest thing I've seen all year.
They are pretty LTTP, Vice has a video on a Japanese Doll Brothel from 2007 (NSFW)
I think some of the high end ones have a removable vagina, for easy cleaning. No idea about other parts. I imagine a lot of disinfectant is on hand. Like vats of it.
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