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[Salsa]

Turtles in chains, being led by ninja-like super soldiers with guns?

Uh oh. That sounds familiar.

first thing I thought

ughhhhhh

 

[richiek]

New pics of Megan Fox getting fired

Spoiler

from Channel 6, not the film

 

[Reiko]

New pics of Megan Fox getting fired

Spoiler

from Channel 6, not the film

Oh Megan... Breaking character to look sexy all of a sudden? lol

 

[Guileless]

If there were ever a movie to watch with a group of friends on a Tuesday afternoon after getting drunk..

 

[eudaemonic]

Man. Screw this movie. I wanted April - not Megan Fox playing Megan Fox.

 

[SonicMegaDrive]

You know, if you cover up the face, it's really not so bad.

 

[NYR]

Nose Job, Botox for sure, possible cheek and chin work. So obvious.

 

[Dark Ninja]

New pics of Megan Fox getting fired

Spoiler

from Channel 6, not the film

She looks hot just carrying a box

 

[Lactose_Intolerant]

All I see are her thumbs. She can't even carry a box because of her toe thumbs

 

[G-Fex]

will anyone ever stop bitching about her thumbs?

we get it

 

[ssowinski]

Oh Megan... Breaking character to look sexy all of a sudden? lol

Nope. Toe thumbs. D'oh!

 

[Anticitizen One]

I would have prefered ScarJo

 

[Currygan]

yep, it's typical Michael Bay. 13 years old will find something to masturbate on, while forgetting the internets have much better girls doing much better things with their holes

 

[Talon]

yep, it's typical Michael Bay. 13 years old will find something to masturbate on, while forgetting the internets have much better girls doing much better things with their holes

...what the fuck?

 

[Lionel Mandrake]

 

[Platy]

I love how people deny this is NOT being directed by Bay because the reality is much sadder

 

[Elwood Blues]

I feel like Megan Fox's peak was opening the hood of that car in Transformers. It was a high peak and she should be very proud of it. But her face nowadays? I just don't know.

 

[BocoDragon]

APRIL IS WEARING A YELLOW JACKET.

Film saved!

 

[Sanjuro]

I love how people deny this is NOT being directed by Bay because the reality is much sadder

Reality seems pretty great to me.

 

[FeedMeAStrayCat]

:lol

 

[G-Fex]

Bay can't be pulling the strings guys, he's busy with TF4.

I'm sure this director's got things under control

 

[Platy]

Reality seems pretty great to me.

This unwatchable shit will always haunt me =|

Darkness Falls enters the "so bad it is good" and Texas Chainsaw remake and Wrath of Titans are harmless fun .... but Battle:LA gave me a soul cancer =|

 

[G-Fex]

Darkness falls?

Oh ...no.

That was one of the worst shittiest horror movies I've ever seen.

 

[Jables Swan]

 

[KevinCow]

Wait, this is actually filming? Huh. For some reason I thought it got shitcanned.

 

[Salsa]

Wait, this is actually filming? Huh. For some reason I thought it got shitcanned.

it did, but then they got another script and went "let's pretend this one is not shit"

 

[EscoBlades]

Wow 80s cartoons were best cartoons

FTFY

 

[bkw]

Mocap suits. Is ILM leading on vfx for this movie? Might have to watch it just for CG turtle goodness.

 

[Reiko]

lmao

 

[donkey show]

Bluth Black Fridays!

 

[TUROK]

This unwatchable shit will always haunt me =|

Darkness Falls enters the "so bad it is good" and Texas Chainsaw remake and Wrath of Titans are harmless fun .... but Battle:LA gave me a soul cancer =|

Everyone seems to hate this movie.

I liked it. The opening scene still gives me chills.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wTDUYrImooM

 

[Platy]

(minor spoilers) Footage of the turtles' arrest pics posted here

The way the front turtle walks is .... strange.
Looks like he is having a seizure

It almost looks like he is .... bad animated

 

[waypoetic]

Megan Fox in spandex. Thank you Mr. Bay!

 

[SlickShoesRUCrazy]

Everyone seems to hate this movie.

I liked it. The opening scene still gives me chills.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wTDUYrImooM

ya, I thought it was a fun movie.

Maybe people need to stop thinking that every movie are going to be Shindler's List.

Turn off your brain and enjoy the explosions.

 

[Shaneus]

(minor spoilers) Footage of the turtles' arrest pics posted here

The way the front turtle walks is .... strange.
Looks like he is having a seizure

It almost looks like he is .... bad animated

Bahahahaha.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

"Yeah like the guy in the $700 jeans is going to help some girl carry a box out to her car....C'MON!"

 

[R3TRODYCE]

Let me Smang it girl.

 

[BY2K]

He's either playing the villain or Casey.

 

[Ryaaan14]

Ok, Megan Fox in a yellow jacket and that set video are making me excited as fuck about this.

 

[Dysun]

A dork Casey whose hockey experience is limited to video games

 

[ReturnOfTheRAT]

He's either playing the villain or Casey.

The camera guy.

 

[BY2K]

The camera guy.

Damn.

 

[ThatObviousUser]

Uh... Cowabunga

Link me this GIF plz, I must know.

 

[Reiko]

Link me this GIF plz, I must know.

You really don't want to see that.

 

[Shaneus]

He's either playing the villain or Casey.

It's her boss from the original cartoon... I forget his name, but you could see a part of it on his nametag in one photo.

Edit: Vernon Fenwick.

 

[apocalidiot]

I have the same kind of thumbs as Megan Fox. Fuck yall

 

[SmithnCo]

Link me this GIF plz, I must know.

It's gotta be one of the trash bag turtle gifs.

 

[Hero_of_the_Day]

I just don't get how Fox got in this. I thought we were finally done seeing her in movies, and then Bay has to go and do this. I know the movie was going to be shit regardless, but fuck, she is so terrible I won't even watch this shit until it's free on Netflix streaming.

 

[kunonabi]

(minor spoilers) Footage of the turtles' arrest pics posted here

The way the front turtle walks is .... strange.
Looks like he is having a seizure

It almost looks like he is .... bad animated

The original fight scenes are going to look so much better than these cg abortions were undoubtedly getting. I'm still impressed at how well those stuntmen moved in those suits.

 

[ThatObviousUser]

It's gotta be one of the trash bag turtle gifs.

Trash bag turtle gifs?