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I am flying over 1000 miles to see a woman I met before Christmas |OT| On her money.
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Bam Bam Baklava
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I'm also concerned this turns into a "Dear Zachary" situation.
H.Protagonist
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You're right, but for the sake of simplicity I guess that would fall under Tears. This isn't any serious betting, after all. I'm just curious as to what people think will actually go down besides gleefully predicting marriage and/or a dirt nap.
But did your relationship go anything like this?
I can't see this girl not going nuts if things dont work out, especially with a $300 ticket that OP felt obliged to take.
Well, this is just the end guessing for this initial meeting. My own relationship didn't even take off until 6(?) years after that first meeting.
So... is that Happiness or Tears?
Depends on his skill with pyrography!
condoms feels weird
Four kids? How long were they married?
Killing_Joke
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You have to pay to send messages on geek2geek. F that.
So... is that Happiness or Tears?
Ends in Happiness: 2
Ends in Tears/Children/STDS/Missing Organs: ?
put me down for tears.
tears of happiness that is. MY tears of happiness that is.
Oh, they're still married. Just separated, not even living in the same state. It's a real mess.
H.Protagonist
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Haha. Also true! Too many variables. I give up. I wish him well, though.
I do hear that's the way to a girl's heart. That and booze.
ThanksVision
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Something wrong with mah state
obijkenobi
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You're right, but for the sake of simplicity I guess that would fall under Tears. This isn't any serious betting, after all. I'm just curious as to what people think will actually go down besides gleefully predicting marriage and/or a dirt nap.
Well, this is just the end guessing for this initial meeting. My own relationship didn't even take off until 6(?) years after that first meeting.
I can see a middle ground happening. OP has an awesome weekend, but then gets chlamydia.
Angry Fork
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Haven't checked all the responses yet just the first page but nobody finds this kind of creepy? I mean someone spending 600$+ on you (because you were allowed to keep the 300) after a few days of online chat and talking on the phone? How does this happen over a few days and not at least a couple weeks of talking, these are complete strangers over the internet...
I feel like I'm missing something here. Has she shown you her face? Did you ask to talk on webcam + confirm her identity? Did you vet her via google or other sites? Is OP going to get himself into some texas chainsaw shit?
This is what I imagine. I would be kind of worried.
I feel like I'm missing something here. Has she shown you her face? Did you ask to talk on webcam + confirm her identity? Did you vet her via google or other sites? Is OP going to get himself into some texas chainsaw shit?
This is what I imagine. I would be kind of worried.
Well, this is just the end guessing for this initial meeting. My own relationship didn't even take off until 6(?) years after that first meeting.
That's great that it eventually worked out even after a long time!
Long distance is awful, but it can work for those who are dedicated and have a plan for when the long distance will end.
revolverjgw
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Detective GAF better start collecting information now because we're going to need you when the updates abruptly stop
dont worry bro you dont need condoms
you want the full effect, skin on skin, fluids mixing with fluids, free unimpeded transfer of microbes from her reproductive tract to yours
it'll make your body stronger and your bonds longer
also if I were you i'd take the 300 dollars she gave me and buy her the most beautiful pair of 300 dollar earrings ever and pin them to an epic poem you pen on the plane while your infatuation neurotransmitters are kicking in and taking control of your CNS
you want the full effect, skin on skin, fluids mixing with fluids, free unimpeded transfer of microbes from her reproductive tract to yours
it'll make your body stronger and your bonds longer
also if I were you i'd take the 300 dollars she gave me and buy her the most beautiful pair of 300 dollar earrings ever and pin them to an epic poem you pen on the plane while your infatuation neurotransmitters are kicking in and taking control of your CNS
I'm still waiting for Lissar to send me the money.
90% of the replies have been about how creepy this seems, bro.
Bam Bam Baklava
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I don't find it creepy if it actually works out but I'm concerned.
I told you I don't have that kind of money. D:
Well atleast his over 18, because then it would be really creepy.
H.Protagonist
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Well, that would be anti-climactic, wouldn't it?
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Haha. Yeah. He was blocked two times before it actually worked out, but his patience paid off. Long distance is tough, but the plan is key. And the internet.
Castor Krieg
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Ofc it's creepy, which is why everyone is interested in it.
If her parents for some reason stay at a slaughterhouse located on the outskirts of the city, run!
Dead by eight.
If something goes wrong, you'll know why to use condoms by subscribing to this thread.
reptilescorpio
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Will be reading intently!
You could come here but then you'd be in Texas :x
irl sachiko end incoming
Turned into local meat pies in eight weeks and one day.
BIGWORM
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But seriously, OP, USE A FUCKING CONDOM! Don't put your junk in that stuff, not knowing where it's been.
Whats the end? Spoil it for me.
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You did read the OP, right?
i prefer scrimshaw. datdecadence.gif. also makes more sense, since she'll have his bones laying about.
kidding OP. i hope.
CoffeeJanitor
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Yes, they use urine samples for some of the tests now, which is a godsend for guys. They problem is the sample won't be as accurate for women because of basic physiological reasons. Do they offer gyne swabs at this bio lab, too?
Also, the last place I would want to get STI-tested would be my workplace.
And yes, some tests won't have positive results until 3-6 months after the fact.
Maybe I'm just being negative and paranoid.
Dude, once more: BRING CONDOMS OR YOUR DICK WILL FALL OFF!
seriously, don't take this stuff on faith and get tested first. You don't want to be stuck with an STD for the rest of your life because 'She said it was okay'.
Put me down for tears btw, no way this is gonna end good. Which is good
seriously, don't take this stuff on faith and get tested first. You don't want to be stuck with an STD for the rest of your life because 'She said it was okay'.
Put me down for tears btw, no way this is gonna end good. Which is good
I think most of us know that, but based on how the OP is handling this by making a huge thread about it, avatar quoting himself several times like it's funny, making this an "OT" and generally how he's handling this, it's going to be amusing to see his response.
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