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I am flying over 1000 miles to see a woman I met before Christmas |OT| On her money.

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Martian

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Seriously. Not to be a buzzkill or anything, but the chances of this going well are incredibly small.


Ow well, at least this thread will be fun!
 
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Something Wicked

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FyreWulff said:
It's fun when you want to go from Omaha to Seattle and they want to send you to backwards to Atlanta.

But then you remember that it's amazing that they can send you in the complete wrong direction for hundreds of miles and it's still the fastest way to get to your destination.
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Yeah, Atlanta has become the main hub airport for most of the US- making it the busiest for quite a few years now.

...which reminds me, OP, if your initial flight is running a little late and you're in the back of the plane, then be prepared to have to run to your other flight's terminal- Atlanta's airport is huge.
 
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NateDrake

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ThoseDeafMutes said:
You are already dad
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JaxJag

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If you're trusting her enough to buy you a ticket and fly you all the way out. It would be rude to not trust her enough and wear a candom.

Don't be rude.
 
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Trey

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Something Wicked said:
Yeah, Atlanta has become the main hub airport for most of the US- making it the busiest for quite a few years now.

...which reminds me, OP, if your initial flight is running a little late and you're in the back of the plane, then be prepared to have to run to your other flight's terminal- Atlanta's airport is huge.
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It's a fucking city. Timely trams though.
 
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H.Protagonist

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I will be positive and place my bet on the side that it will all work out and it will be a pleasant meeting.

Ends in Happiness: 1
Ends in Tears/Children/STDS/Missing Organs: ?
 
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Vinci

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Something Wicked said:
Yeah, Atlanta has become the main hub airport for most of the US- making it the busiest for quite a few years now.

...which reminds me, OP, if your initial flight is running a little late and you're in the back of the plane, then be prepared to have to run to your other flight's terminal- Atlanta's airport is huge.
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Yes, it is.

That said, he could just do it China style: Stand up the moment the plane hits the ground, rush to the front, get into a shouting match with the stewardesses... It works.
 
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Lissar

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H.Protagonist said:
I will be positive and place my bet on the side that it will all work out and it will be a pleasant meeting.

Ends in Happiness: 1
Ends in Tears/Children/STDS/Missing Organs: ?
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I like to err on the side of positivity, I'm going with happiness despite the odds.
 
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H.Protagonist

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NateDrake said:
Tears.

Should have called that Catfish guy. We could have got an entire episode on this.
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Ends in Happiness: 1
Ends in Tears/Children/STDS/Missing Organs: 1


obijkenobi said:
Why does it have to be all those negative things? Could just be STD's and missing organs.
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It was more like, pick any of those choices. Or bundle the most likely ones together? Either way, it would still only count as one vote in that category (that encompasses them all).
 
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obijkenobi

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H.Protagonist said:
Ends in Happiness: 1
Ends in Tears/Children/STDS/Missing Organs: 1




It was more like, pick any of those choices. Or bundle the most likely ones together? Either way, it would still only count as one vote in that category (that encompasses them all).
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Ah I see. Well, to be fair to those betting, the HIV can take up to 6 months to show up in a test. And by then, OP's girl might not be sending him money anymore for things like air plane tickets/STD testing
 
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Cloudy

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It's almost like the OP is making this thread to leave a trail when he's reported missing lol

Good luck but unless this chick is super rich, this sounds very sketchy. Also, if she was super-rich, surely she wouldn't have to fly someone in to get a date. Be careful...
 
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