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[jb1234]

Wear a fucking condom, dude. Seriously.

 

[ShockingAlberto]

I love you. or Will you marry me? Ted Mosby style.

Classic Shmosby.

 

[Lissar]

What happens when she finds neogaf and this topic?

Apparently she knows about the thread and he has discussed it with her.

 

[TimeEffect]

This is terrible.

"Hey girl" or get out.

"Hold on, I have to tell GAF"
"I need to call my mother, she's worried sick"
"God damn, I hate airline food"
"I'm cold"

 

[Nilaul]

Have you actually seen a piece of paper that says this

I can print you out a lab report right now that proves I am Barack Obama and take you a picture

There are some things you probably should not take on faith

You dont know how old is the paper also.

 

[Plywood]

OP's girl looks gorgeous, way to go!

And this is her bathing in blood:

Because she is totally Eihi Shiina.

 

[Kyou]

YOU USE CONDOMS FOR MANY REASONS THIS IS THE WORST POST HOLY SHIT

Godamnit don't ruin this for us!

 

[KoruptData]

I have to subscribe to this.

 

[Nilaul]

Apparently she knows about the thread and he has discussed it with her.

Im seriously gonna write a book based on Neogaf one day.

 

[Liberty4all]

I don't need condoms. Things are taken care of. Plus she doesn't want kids.

this thread is going to be epic. I can feel it.

*subscribing*

OT has needed one of these for awhile now. Its been too long.

 

[alcide]

She sounds old.

Like OP has no cash or career but freedom. So I put his age at between 17-21.

Lady on internet has enough cash that she can not just buy a round ticket, but throw $300 bucks away. That's the attitude of a woman with a fully fledge career. Put her age around 30-40.


OP do you know how old she is?

 

[VariantX04]

I'm picturing Sunhi stalking this thread with bated breath.

 

[soxinthebox]

I'm so happy I could be here with you.

nahhhhhhhhhhh too corny try again

 

[ShockingAlberto]

Im seriously gonna write a book based on Neogaf one day.

Can I write the foreword?

 

[Gav47]

This is terrible.

"Hey girl" or get out.

"I barely know you, and I feel like I love you and I want to buy you a corn dog or nachos or something."

 

[NateDrake]

Have you actually seen a piece of paper that says this

I can print you out a lab report right now that proves I am Barack Obama and take you a picture

There are some things you probably should not take on faith

She's a biologist for Umbrella.

 

[Trin]

Im seriously gonna write a book based on Neogaf one day.

And title it?

 

[CoffeeJanitor]

I don't need condoms. Things are taken care of. Plus she doesn't want kids.

saw someone else quote this

WEAR A CONDOM. PLEASE.

 

[Lissar]

Godamnit don't ruin this for us!

But he seems like a nice guy. D:

 

[Something Wicked]

Nope.
Ticket:

Checking posting from phone. This is how I'm going to be posting mainly.

Also I do know what she looks like. 5'1", 123 lbs of pure cute.

She couldn't get you a direct flight? What an insult!

Spoiler

jk, you're not getting too many direct flights to anywhere from Richmond

 

[Nilaul]

"Hold on, I have to tell GAF"
"I need to call my mother, she's worried sick"
"God damn, I hate airline food"
"I'm cold"

You know this never really works out, it will probably be all akward at the begging. Like "Em... hello".

Best thing is don't plan anything and go with the flow.

 

[Kyou]

But he seems like a nice guy. D:

he's made his choices, let nature take its course!

 

[Razorskin]

She sounds old.

Like OP has no cash or career but freedom. So I put his age at between 17-21.

Lady on internet has enough cash that she can not just buy a round ticket, but throw $300 bucks away. That's the attitude of a woman with a fully fledge career. Put her age around 30-40.


OP do you know how old she is?

Don't need to know her age, everything is taken care of, they're in love remember?

 

[FyreWulff]

She couldn't get you a direct flight? What an insult!

Spoiler

jk, you're not getting too many direct flights to anywhere from Richmond

It's fun when you want to go from Omaha to Seattle and they want to send you to backwards to Atlanta.

But then you remember that it's amazing that they can send you in the complete wrong direction for hundreds of miles and it's still the fastest way to get to your destination.

 

[Liberty4all]

She sounds old.

Like OP has no cash or career but freedom. So I put his age at between 17-21.

Lady on internet has enough cash that she can not just buy a round ticket, but throw $300 bucks away. That's the attitude of a woman with a fully fledge career. Put her age around 30-40.


OP do you know how old she is?

I met some ridiculously loaded 18 year old girls back when I was that age.

 

[reptilescorpio]

Good luck to the both of you! Take it slow!

 

[Nilaul]

Can I write the foreword?

Ye why not, one that day comes.

Im thinking it should be presented like an internet forum, with like multiple posts and people talking.

 

[maomaoIYP]

Hannibal Rising.

That, unfortunately, is way less sexy than I imagined.

As for the OP, you need to gift her something in return when you meet her. Go buy a box and cut a hole in it.

 

[Plywood]

But he seems like a nice guy.

 

[Deacan]

Just remember.

 

[makingmusic476]

I don't need condoms. Things are taken care of. Plus she doesn't want kids.

itsatrap.jpg

As for the OP, you need to gift her something in return when you meet her. Go buy a box and cut a hole in it.

lol

 

[Trey]

Can I write the foreword?

Write a prospective paragraph. Just so we can see where your mind's at.

 

[Lissar]

he's made his choices, let nature take its course!

He doesn't seem to want to listen to advice anyway. :<

 

[Nilaul]

Just remember.

Does really depressed, non-social and shy counts as crazy? Just wondering.

 

[Yaboosh]

Does really depressed, non-social and shy counts as crazy? Just wondering.

Good god yes.

 

[jaxword]

Take it slow!

About that...

I met her right before Christmas, and on Christmas Eve, we had a four hour conversation over the phone that was positively awesome. The next night, we had another, and it was clear to me that this girl was something special.

Fast forward to two days later, and she's remarking how happy she's been in a long time, especially being able to find someone to relate to much more so than any guy's she's been with in the past.


Having talked to this girl for several weeks now, I can honestly say that I'm in love with her, truly.

 

[jb1234]

He doesn't seem to want to listen to advice anyway. :<

Always nice to see the GAF advice thread tradition continues.

 

[Emitan]

He doesn't seem to want to listen to advice anyway. :<

He wouldn't have made the thread as he was leaving if he wanted advice :s

 

[Nilaul]

Good god yes.

Ok then that explains it. (Thank god we broke up).


OP.. how long are you staying with her?

 

[Phonomezer]

Does really depressed, non-social and shy counts as crazy? Just wondering.

Too much hard work tbh

 

[Kyou]

He doesn't seem to want to listen to advice anyway. :<

At this point it's like shouting at a person in a scary movie. Just sit back and enjoy the ride. Popcorn?

 

[ISOM]

What happens when she finds neogaf and this topic?

In the OP he already said she knows about neogaf and she knows about her posting their story here.

 

[SoulPlaya]

I don't need condoms. Things are taken care of. Plus she doesn't want kids.

You don't need condoms? What?

 

[Sloane]

She's a biologist for Umbrella.

A marine biologist?

 

[Lissar]

He wouldn't have made the thread as he was leaving if he wanted advice :s

While taking the money of someone you've never met is not exactly the smartest thing, there are still many other ways he can stay safe! :O

He's ignoring all of those things! :O

At this point it's like shouting at a person in a scary movie. Just sit back and enjoy the ride. Popcorn?

Oh, yes please! :O

 

[Lionel Mandrake]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=cRsSYpN093c#t=124s

 

[Angry Grimace]

This is either going to be a huge disaster or really popular in the manga thread.

 

[Vinci]

Ash... not to beat this topic into submission, but if you don't use a condom I will personally spend the money to fly you here and beat you to fuck and back with a wrench.

Wear a damn condom.

 

[whitehawk]

I don't need condoms. Things are taken care of. Plus she doesn't want kids.

Here's where the thread starts to get fun.

 

[H.Protagonist]

While taking the money of someone you've never met is not exactly the smartest thing, there are still many other ways he can stay safe! :O

He's ignoring all of those things! :O

Boot knives?