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HotHamBoy

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PixelatedBookake said:
Okay see, what my thought process was here was pretty simple.

I thought:

After the final, I won't see her on a regular basis.

Instead of going through the hoops of asking her out, deciding on a place, and whatever, which I didn't feel like doing, I figured, "If I ask this and she doesn't reciprocate, there is only one more class before I never have to see her again"

I wouldn't be heartbroken by this, I just have a thing for her and that's it.
I was thinking that if I did this, I wouldn't be putting anything on the line unlike a date where I would drive there and pay for a meal and what not for a higher possible chance at fingerbanging but more resources spent, compared to no resources spent with a higher percentage of failing

It's like XCOM.
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Maybe you shouldn't look at women as if they were objectives in a video game.

This is the grossest thing I've read today.
 
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shem935

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Look please, just don't ever speak to this girl again. Take the final. Get an A. Don't. Ever. Talk. To. Her. Again.............Please.
 
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Hoo-doo

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PixelatedBookake said:
Okay see, what my thought process was here was pretty simple.

I thought:

After the final, I won't see her on a regular basis.

Instead of going through the hoops of asking her out, deciding on a place, and whatever, which I didn't feel like doing, I figured, "If I ask this and she doesn't reciprocate, there is only one more class before I never have to see her again"

I wouldn't be heartbroken by this, I just have a thing for her and that's it.
I was thinking that if I did this, I wouldn't be putting anything on the line unlike a date where I would drive there and pay for a meal and what not for a higher possible chance at fingerbanging but more resources spent, compared to no resources spent with a higher percentage of failing

It's like XCOM.
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Yeah, the world simply doesn't work like that. You sound like a goddamn serial killer.

No seriously. Talk to a professional. These are people you're interacting with. Not quest markers.
 
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Zyphos

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BKatastrophe said:
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Oh god. I can barely breath right now, this is too perfect.
 
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Twio

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PixelatedBookake said:
where I would drive there and pay for a meal and what not for a higher possible chance at fingerbanging but more resources spent, compared to no resources spent with a higher percentage of failing
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The fuck is this, is the class you guys are taking Microeconomics? Lmfao

This literally sounds like the textbook definition of opportunity cost applied to dating
 
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DJMicLuv

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Three minutes. Nothing crazy. You should have continued negotiating, she would have probably put out at 75 seconds or so.
 
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Erheller

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PixelatedBookake said:
Okay see, what my thought process was here was pretty simple.

I thought:

After the final, I won't see her on a regular basis.

Instead of going through the hoops of asking her out, deciding on a place, and whatever, which I didn't feel like doing, I figured, "If I ask this and she doesn't reciprocate, there is only one more class before I never have to see her again"

I wouldn't be heartbroken by this, I just have a thing for her and that's it.
I was thinking that if I did this, I wouldn't be putting anything on the line unlike a date where I would drive there and pay for a meal and what not for a higher possible chance at fingerbanging but more resources spent, compared to no resources spent with a higher percentage of failing

It's like XCOM.
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Uh no if it was anything like XCOM she'd be a snake and instead of laughing it off she'd wrap herself around you and squeeze you to death while your friends panic and throw grenades at each other.
 
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PixelatedBookake

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HotHamBoy said:
You have bad taste.
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I was poking fun at myself and the situation. I know it was dumb in hindsight and knowing what I know now, would've avoided the situation altogether. Asking her out a week after class ends is the smartest thing to do. I'll try that, and see if that blows up in my face.
 
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Gunstarheroes

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What an incredible ride this thread has been. I also absolutely did cringe-worthy stuff in high school, so it was both a terrible reflection of my past but also a thought to a simple time when i absolutely tried to "Netflix and chill" with exactly the shitty meaning it has now.

But holy fuck its funny when its not you.
 
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Ashhong

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Why would you even want to finger bang her for 3 minutes if you've never kissed a girl before? I mean, you kind of want to know what you're doing for something like, especially if you come onto her so bluntly...

I think she saved you the awkwardness and embarrassment of those 3 minutes to be honest. Next time ask her out on a date instead.
 
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Marmaladefire

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I..Ah.. "Nothing Crazy" wow.
Ok, so don't say "fool around", maybe. "Hang out" sounds better. It gives her choice. It means (or at least creates the illusion) that you would like to spend time with her in other capacties besides getting into her pants. Also timing, like phrasing, is important. If you don't know each other well, and haven't done anything before don't expect her to run off to class late after pulling her panties up for you. Too much, too soon.

Also, no one actually likes the prospect of a rando finger bang. You're not gonna get that right in three minutes.
 
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HP_Wuvcraft

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PixelatedBookake said:
I've been reliving that moment since and I can't stop thinking about it. At least the final is on Monday, so that drastically lowers my chances of seeing her again if its still awkward and everything.
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You need to fucking apologize instead of putting the onus on her to get over you sexually harassing her.
 
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Twio

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PixelatedBookake said:
I was poking fun at myself and the situation. I know it was dumb in hindsight and knowing what I know now, would've avoided the situation altogether. Asking her out a week after class ends is the smartest thing to do. I'll try that, and see if that blows up in my face.
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Nope, don't do this pls

If I were her just having another conversation with you would make me uncomfortable af

Learn the lesson and just move on, part of dating is knowing when to stop. You're beating a dead horse.
 
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Moodz

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Life isn't a porno Op. You can't ask girls to fool around 3 minutes before class and expect it to work.
This could work at a party when you're both tipsy and have already "fooled around" before, or if the mood is obviously sexy...
 
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PixelatedBookake

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Twio said:
Nope, don't do this pls

If I were her just having another conversation with you would make me uncomfortable af

Learn the lesson and just move on, part of dating is knowing when to stop. You're beating a dead horse.
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Okay, so what I am gonna do the next time I see her is apologize, delete her number from my phone, and then NEVER TALK TO HER AGAIN

There we go. That's fool proof.
 
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BKatastrophe

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Moodz said:
Life isn't a porno Op. You can't ask girls to fool around 3 minutes before class and expect it to work.
This could work at a party when you're both tipsy and have already "fooled around" before, or if the mood is obviously sexy...
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A disappointing statement to be sure.
 
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How About No

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Shoulda saved yourself and told her you mean just blowing on kazoos and laughing like idiots in your car

besada said:
You're skipping steps. Next week he'll show up at her car door with a $30 Italian meal, throw it at her, then kiss her while she's shocked.

Talking. Talking is the first step, OP. "Hi, what's your name?" "My name is..." "Tell me a little about yourself." "Wanna get fingered?"
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What do you say I take you home and eat your pussy
 
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120v

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yeah i mean...

unless you're an abercrombie model no girl is going to want to 'cut to the chase', and even then that'd pertain to a bar setting or whatever

i kind of sympathize... "studying" was the no. 1 i got laid in college because it was only way to really meet girls. but the execution here is just... no. just no
 
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HotHamBoy

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PixelatedBookake said:
I was poking fun at myself and the situation. I know it was dumb in hindsight and knowing what I know now, would've avoided the situation altogether. Asking her out a week after class ends is the smartest thing to do. I'll try that, and see if that blows up in my face.
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Absolutely do not do this.

If you have any respect for her and any real remorse for the awkward situation you put her in you will never talk to her again.

PixelatedBookake said:
I said earlier in the thread I was gonna apologize to her.
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Something tells me your motive to apologize is self-serving.
 
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always crazy bacon

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Ashhong said:
Why would you even want to finger bang her for 3 minutes if you've never kissed a girl before?
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Can you even begin to imagine a guy who's never even kissed a girl trying to finger her? That's go to be one of the least comfortable things ever, physically and personally. OP be like "No problem, I've seen this done on porn loads of times! Hard and fast until she squirts in the car".
 
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FallingEdge

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PixelatedBookake said:
Okay see, what my thought process was here was pretty simple.

I thought:

After the final, I won't see her on a regular basis.

Instead of going through the hoops of asking her out, deciding on a place, and whatever, which I didn't feel like doing, I figured, "If I ask this and she doesn't reciprocate, there is only one more class before I never have to see her again"

I wouldn't be heartbroken by this, I just have a thing for her and that's it.
I was thinking that if I did this, I wouldn't be putting anything on the line unlike a date where I would drive there and pay for a meal and what not for a higher possible chance at fingerbanging but more resources spent, compared to no resources spent with a higher percentage of failing

It's like XCOM.
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Have you ever interacted with anyone in real life before?

lmao
 
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Hoo-doo

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PixelatedBookake said:
I was poking fun at myself and the situation. I know it was dumb in hindsight and knowing what I know now, would've avoided the situation altogether. Asking her out a week after class ends is the smartest thing to do. I'll try that, and see if that blows up in my face.
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Are you kidding me. Of course it will blow up in your face.

You got rejected once while just flirting. You got rejected again when you bluntly asked her to fingerblast her in the car.

At that last one, i'd be shocked if she wasn't eternally fucking scared of you. Because what kind of person actually proposes that kind of question without, you know, ever having received even the most minuscule signs of physical attraction. The fact that you two guys were laughing that one time does not mean she wants to jump on your dick.

So no, you're sooner getting your name spread as the campus creeper than you're ever getting even a kiss on the cheek from this girl. Cut your losses, evaluate your approach.
 
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PixelatedBookake

Junior Member
HotHamBoy said:
Absolutely do not do this.

If you have any respect for her and any real remorse for the awkward situation you put her in you will never talk to her again.



Something tells me your motive to apologize is self-serving.
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You know what the shitty part is, I think you're right. I do just wanna apologize just so I feel better. I didn't consider the uncomfortable situation I put her in. I made it about me and what I wanted and not about what she felt (or might have felt, had I not been a creep)

Twio said:
Yup

Also, working on your social skills for the future wouldn't hurt b
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Tbh I think this came about due to me spending six months hitting the gym and not talking to women, so when I felt super confident and looked muscular in the mirror every morning, I felt I had enough confidence to pull off one of those "porn scenarios." Reflecting on it, I think that's the root of problem
 
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LyleLanley

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Count Dookkake said:
Just imagine the technique that would be on display in that 3 minutes...

Could have been the longest 3 minutes of her life.
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I don't know man, the first time I did it the girl told me to stop because she came in the first 45 seconds. Some of us are just born with this natural ability.
 
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Dad

Member
just apologize and explain to her that you accidentally used your xcom tactical fingerblast strategy
 
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echoshifting

Banned
The XCOM post has me fucking dying

Just think about the numbers that were on her screen, op. She couldn't hit that evac zone fast enough
 
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